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Hi my name is: Dexter
But you can call me: Black
When I'm nervous: I don't think
Last night: I flipped out

PART 1: YOU
Were you a planned baby? indeed
Were you the first? nope
Are your parents still married? I dunno if they ever were lol but they're still together.

PART 2: YOUR PERSONALITY
Do you have low self esteem? No. I take pride in myself allthetime
Do you get depressed easily? Definitely not

PART 3: APPEARANCE
Are you comfortable with the way you look? Hell yeah, maybe if I had smaller boobs actually
Describe your hair: Black and curly
Where do you buy most of your clothes? Winners

PART 4: RANDOM
Ever been kicked out of a bar? not yet
Ever drunk dial an ex? no
Can you tie a cherry stem using your tongue? I've never tried. But my tongue is one maneuverable motherfucker

PART 5: THE OUTDOORS
Do you prefer indoors or outdoors? outdoors 24/7
Do you like walking in the rain? I love it
Do you like thunderstorms? Yeah, especially if the power goes out

PART 6: FOOD
Are you a vegetarian? Hell no
Anything you absolutely could eat forever? You see, I could take this opportunity out to say something completely inappropriate but quite fitting for this question. BUT I'm going to take the high road and say no. I enjoy my variety

PART 7: RELATIONSHIPS AND LOVE
Do you want to get married? yee
Have you ever been in love? it's all on your view of love right?
Are you in a relationship now? I wish

PART 8: RANDOM QUESTIONS
1. Where is your cell phone? on my bed
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? is still single
3. Your hair? has not been combed today.
4. Your style? it's all about the urban wear.
6. Siblings? Big Brian and Douggy Fresh
7. Your dream last night? I went on a killing spree.
8. Your favorite drink? Sprite or Dr. Pepper.
9. Car you want? If we're talking something affordable & used I'd def take an explorer. If I could have whatever the hell I want, I'd take a Cadillac Escalade
10. The room you are in: my basement
11. Your life goal?: to be known and remembered.
12. Your fears?: wasps, bees and breakups.
13. Piercings? left ear.
14. Tonight? I'm kicking it with Big Nige and watching the Wizards game.
15. Last night? I was falsely accused.
16. Check out Superbad? I watched it no less than 20 times in the summer. I want my life to be like theirs
17. Things on your wishlist: and ipod, a car, a girlfriend and a chance to be famous
18. Where did you grow up? E-Town, 104 ST 28 AVE SONNN
19. Favorite movie(s)? I don't have one.
20. What are you wearing? black shorts black shirt black skin
21. Tattoos? I'm going to get one when i mean it
22. Ketchup? on everything please.
23. Your computer? is old as hell
24. Your friends? Well, there are alot of them. Sometime's it's like a chore juggling scheduling with all of them
25. Your mood? Haven't been in a good mood in weeks
26. Missing? the way everything used to be
27. What are you thinking about right now? Girls
28. Your car/truck is? still not purchased
29. Your work? Yeah, no.
30. Your summer? Was swicked, but it built me up for a let down.
31. Your favorite song? Right now? Get Up by 50 Cent
32. Your favorite color(s)? Blue
33. When is the last time you laughed? Yesterday?
34. Last time you cried? i don't remember
35. High school? is gay, not gay in the sense that I don't like it, but extremely homosexual at times.
36. Last text? Pavithran Moodliar <3
37. Last received call? Pavithran Moodliar <3.
38. Last Facebook Message? Josh Paquette.
39. Crushing? I fucking wish
40. Life? is short
 

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What'sherface
You know?
Some people say the wrong things at the wrong time.
Some people just say the wrong things because there never is a right time.
I really really wish I could go back in time and take back the bad things I said about you.
I still have no clue where they came from, because I don't really quite remember doing it
But I know when I see you I still feel stupid about it.
I'm never one to get embarrassed, but this is one of those things that just gets to me.

If I really were just as lucky as I sometimes like to think I am then you'd consider giving me a second chance, and consider letting our friendship rebuild back the masterpiece of a friendship that it was.
Because I could've talked to you about anything, and I hate this more than any of my other friendships that are falling apart. So all in all if you were to ever take me back as a friend, you honestly have NO idea how grateful I'd be.
 

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Make a Wish
Hey so every night I wish for the same thing at 11:11 A.M./P.M.
But Ellie Jackson still isn't in Edmonton...
Somebody want to tell me why?
 

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Dexter will
Do all his homework
Stay strong & Party hardy
Be nice to EVERYONE
Get to a Wal-Mart with Damon
Get hisself out there
Find a female
of course just stay Dexter
 

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Dexter Watty (1)
Has been basically drunk the majority of the last two nights.

Even though nothing too serious that should've developed developed, I am still content with how everything has happened.
Any doubt I had about the strength of any of my friendships has been shattered.
I learned who all my bro's are, which is basically everyone.

I had the most fun&epic night of my life which was good.
You can't kill me
 

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01
Who cares how many fish there are in the sea, if you don't even know what kind of fish you're trying to catch?

I assume there's some crazy reason that everyone is so confusing lately?
 

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OMFG
Holy shit... pleeeeeeease
somebody, just one more fucking person complain about the new nexopia.
Please, I'm begging you
I want to hear about you hating it!!

Why the fuck is everyone so afraid of change?
Just take time out and learn the new shit

DAMNIT, all I ever use Nex for is to read about people's blogs
it's become kind of an addiction.
I don't even like Nex

But I think it looks sexy with it's new stuff.

Either get used to it, join myspace, or go cry yourself to sleep.

Me no give a DAMN about you not liking Nex.

When the Europeans went to Africa, they found a change.
They found black people which was a change for them.
They enslaved black people because they were scared of the change.
Like Cam said, if you don't like Nex, you're just racist.

Punk
 

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What am I looking for?
Do I just need a best friend?
Like somebody who I know I'll just end up hanging out with every weekend?

Or do I need maybe someone who's flying under the radar just to talk to?

Maybe I just need to meet a new person? Like a replica of Dexter?
Or a new person who's the opposite of Dexter that collides personalities in a good way with I.
Maybe I need someone who's a bit like me and a bit differently?

Maybe I need another random clown like myself who complements my jokes with their own?
Somebody to get stuck in absolutely stupid funny situations that turn into funny stories a couple days later?
Somebody who can easily be the life of a party like myself?

Maybe I just need a girl who makes it actually possible to get 1 on 1 time with?

Maybe I just need a guy friend who's looking for another good guy friend like I am?


What am I really looking for right now?
I knew I was indecisive, but fuck..
 

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Thingamajigg
If I could have one thing in the world(other than Jacob Rozon), it'd be you.
Whoever it is that is reading this
 

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I &lt;3 Math Class
Me+Taylor Deleon+Josh Davies+Izzo are sitting working on our math work in class

Me: Apples have Vitamin C?
Josh: What?
Me: Apples have Vitamin C?
Izzo: Man, I thought oranges were full of vitamin C
Me: I know, but Taylor's apple juice can says "Good source of Vitamin C"
Taylor: That's because it says "Vitamin C added"
Me: oh


Wooooowwwwwww am I in for a semester or what?
 

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Semester 1:
Period 1/2 : Math - Mr. Luchkow
Period 3/4 : Foods - Sakaguchi with Mikeeeeeeeyyy Boyy
Period 5/6 : English 20-2 - S. Chow
Period 7/8 : Social 10-1.. I don even remember my teacher

Semester 2:
Period 1/2 : Science 20
Period 3/4 : English 20-1 - Unkown
Period 5/6 : Spare/Calm
Period 7/8 : Social 20-1 - Unkown
 

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This is Just Life...
Wow I feel a bit dumb
We were such good friends
&
Instead of making you believe the truth
I just kinda gave you a cold shoulder
and now you're leaving soon

I missed being friends quite a bit a fucking lot
but on the bright side, we're at least on good terms before you leave
I'm gonna miss you alot
But I WILL see you soon

 

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They shootin'
I'm from the school of hard knocks, sneak peaks & low blows
Where X's mark spots
& Kitchens mark hoes
Where love's gon' get ya
& Haters gon snitch ya
& Fingers squeeze triggers like boa constrictors
It's the, Mr. Luda, Jada and Nas
& Our bullets give you a deep tissue massage
So hear a song and dance while I make these ends
You never stood half a chance, like Siamese twins!
THEY SHOOTIN' !
Look in the barrel
Then he made the front page of the Miami Herald or
Chi Tribune
Nas was with solid doom
We in that A-Town Journalist
Violet Goons
You should rip my information, quote my rhymes
& Keep me in between these New York, and L.A. Times
I'm just a victim of society, it's Chris the menace
With more shit on the streets than evicted tenants!!!!!!
WHOOOOOO
 

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Get used to it
If you don't like what's going on, you better get used to it

HAHAHAHAHAH
 

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Hassan Baddour
was usually a cool guy
and still is