DiAmOnDs4EvA - 23, Female, Australia
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HACKED!
YOU HAVE BEEN HACKED AMANDA!!! I DON'T KNOW UR NEW PASSWORD SO THERE!!!! MUHAHAHAHA YOUR DEAD SEXY! GET IN MY BELLY!!!
 

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questions bout me (stole from Aud)
1. Spell your first name backwards:
adnama

2. Story behind your nexopia name?
old nickname

DESCRIBE YOUR:

3. Underwear:
pink & black

4. Favorite Food:
fettachini alfredo or chicken ceaser salad

5. Favorite place to hangout:
west ed with a wallet full of $$

6. Favorite shirt:
my new black one (effin Audrey)

7. Cd in your stereo:
the Zedz

8. Piercings:
ears

WHAT ARE YOU:

9. Wearing right now:
moto jeans pink belt white tee

10. Wishing for:


11. Wanting:


12. Something you are deathly afraid of:
beetles

13. Do you like candles:
yes

14. Do you like the taste of blood:
yuck

15. Do you believe in love:
i suppose so

16. What's something you wish you could understand better:
boys

RELATIONSHIPS:

17. Are you shy around your crush?:
yea i suppose....unless im drunk lol

18. Still have feelings for anyone in past relationships?:
no

19. Do you ever want to know what it feels like to be in love?
i thought i knew.........and if i did then not really it hurts too much

20. Would you sacrifice your favorite possession for your best friend?:
fuck no. it doesnt work that way. her friendship is my favorite possesion

FASHION STUFF:

21. Where is your favorite place to shop?:
bootlegger

22. What is your favorite thing to wear?:
my grad ring

23. What for you is a must have accessory?:
grad ring

24. How much is the most you've ever spent in a single clothing store?:
personally- about $250
bought for me- i dunno $300 or so?

25. Who is the least fashionable person you know?:
oh my

26. Do you match your belt with your hair color?:
no lol

27. How many pairs of shoes do you own?:
15?? at least......

28. What is the worst trend you see today?:
ughhhhh skank clothes and alot of punk clothes seroisly ewww

END OF THE ROAD:

29. Do you do drugs?:
hell no

30. What are you listening to right now?:
eleventyseven

31. Who was the last person that called you?:
Jenny

32. Where do you want to get married?:
outside somewhere

33. How many buddies are online right now?:
ummmmmm it says 5 but thats just on nex not msn or myspace so i unno

34. What are essentials in your life?:
friends, money, fun

35. Hair right now?
brown and blonde

36. Mood:
nastalgic and comtemplative

37. What is your favorite color?:
blue, silver, black, red, & pink

38. What would you rather be doing right now?
at the bar lol
hanging out with my friends

39. Did you actually read the last person's answers?:
sure did
 

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oilers
5-0? wtf is that? uggggggh if we dont win saturday we aont make it. theres no way
 

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15 people 15 stories
WRITE 15 STATEMENTS ABOUT 15 DIFFERENT PEOPLE
DON’T TELL WHICH ONE IS FOR WHO

1)oh you what to say? what can i say? you're probally one of the few people who i could ever stand being such close friends with for so long............not that theres alot of choice involved now is there?lol we've been thru so much together. pretty much everything. break ups and makeup deaths and that hockey game watching a walk to remember and most recently my grad. Im so glad you came to that babe and to have you there for the whole thing was the best thing ever. i really wish we coulda gone to yours but thats ok! lets go camping this summer! love you always and forever! ps ill be over soon for some jeans....

2) ill always remember that time we played truth or dare minus the dare over msn lol we so have to do that again it was wicked lol we totally dont hang out as much as we used to and that really sux. all of us used to be so close and now look at us. the five broke apart. and so brutally too. thanx for coming to my grad that meant sooo much. knowing that my best friends were sharing in something so much a part of me and so great to me was amazing. lets go back to texico and climb trees!

3) the other 1/2 of the my # 2 person...perhaps the better 1/2 LOL jkjk i <3 you both. we have so many good memories man. remember the time it was micah's birthday? lol and we totally didnt even see him till the next day and all of us watched the messanger at Andy's? lol hehehe mexico was fun with you! we should talk more. cant wait for the summer maybe youre schedual will take a break and we can hang out thanx for coming to my grad same goes for you as what i wrote Andy.

4) so pretty much you've been my little sister for how long now? practically forever? yea thats sounds about right LOL. awww i love you man we have sooo many times together good and bad but mostly good. i just wish i could have seen you at my grad same thing goes for you as what i wrote for Andy about grad cant wait for this weekend to hear ur latest news

5) the last member of the five well what used to be the five anyways. lottsa memories with you too although im still not 100% sure if i want to remember them or not. theres alot of things still left unsaid between us and i honestly doubt they'll ever get said. you broke my heart so much i didnt think it would ever be whole again. i honestly loved you more than life its self and when i said id die for you not a word of that was a lie. unfortunetly now i wouldnt be able to do that. the thing i regret most is that we lost our friendship in the process and that even tho my friends warned me that we couldnt stay friends afterwards i blew them off because i thought that some friendships go deeper. apparently i was wrong about that. but then again i was wrong about a whole year of my life so why not that too right? i dont regret dating you or what we had i just wish it hadnt have ended so painfully you know? anyway the point of this is not to bitch at you and if you ever happen to actually read this which i doubt you will but who know not me. i havent known you since september. not really anyhow. just wanted to say some of that stuff. and to say the one thing i never had a chance to say to you. goodbye

6) you missy i know all ur dirty little secrets cuz i lived with you. and you wanna know the sad thing about that? you dont have any dirty little secrets lol awww i lobbers u man ur totally one of my very bestest friends life would be so incomplete with out you in it. im not gonna lie to you it would LOL so pretty much can we never fight again cuz that was an awful day and it was so hard to stay mad at you i kept thing OOOh i have to tell Tiz this and i couldnt cuz i was mad at you AHHHH worstest ever! but its all good and back to normal so now we can cruise around listening to def zepplin LOL

7) for having started off hating each other i think we've come pretty far you loked AMAZING at grad. lucky you got to graduate instead of being told to feel up your mom beacuase supposedly she has saggy boobs i hope we arent like that someday scary thoughts eh? its funny how we dont talk forever but when we get together people would think we'd been together all day and always lol even your mom said that when i introduced myself to ur grandma as ur very bestest friend HEHEHE oh yea i so did that lol im so excited that we have jobs together! now if we could actually get shifts at the same time! oh and we soo have to get together i have much to tell you much much much LOVE YOU

8 ) my little smelly emo perv. you make me laugh! its just too bad (for you) that m@e T will love me more LOL lets go find some concerts! YC NEXT YEAR BIATCH WE WILL BE THERE FOR SHIZZLE DAWG word! this isnt long enought to truelly splain how much i heart this girl so im adding more. so you made me get a myspace and i figured it would be lame...which it is but i love that we actually talk now. we have some of the best grade 12 memories together. kutless and relient k. and i love hat u bought me my VERY FIRST hawk nelson cd. i completely owe you for introducing me to the worlds greatest band (rleint k) (course hawk is amazing too) i love moshing with ou. we so rock in the mosh pit. and how close we came to touching m@e t yummylisous! and comparing our hotties. and ur creepy comic lol that tghey ruined. lets go to montana!!!!!!!! ps i love your guns can i sign them? LOL

9) i dont get you most days i really dont but thats ok cuz i know i dont have to you'll splain it to me all in good time. or at least i hope so lol love you girl! this ones a short one not cuz i have nothing to say but cuz you wont read it and i still wanted to give you a shout

10) oooh the infamous number 10 lol ok not really but since its you yes really! hehehe some days i hate you more than words can say but ALL days i love you more than life its self (now isnt that sweet? LOL) we're totally going to be friends for life no matter who or what happens. because even if the world we know is falling apart we;ll always have wisteria lane . love forever! xoxox

11) oh and then theres you and youre box of our bio memories. tales from the oh so wondrously boring lives of an opposum and a turtle..................... whoa i just realized how uncool we are.............BUT no fears i still love you! because you're my opposum! and you ARENT moving away which is like the most fricken awesome thing ever because id be lost wioth out you and our random death hugs in the hallways and red hair dye and our box of bio notes

12) ur so funny even when you steal my keys LOL we've had an ummmmm interesting year lol but now that things are back to normalits all good even tho ur a canadians fan and dont like pickles lol

13) i had to add you of course on account of us being fat kids together and all mmmmmmmmm i love bacon.....but not as much as i love you! hehehe lol

14) aww you and ur druggy notes wtf man lay off the crack lol or allergy medicine as you like to call it ur funny with ur new ipod nano LUCKY! lol

15) and finally....... i gave up on you such a long time ago despite what some people think. just dont waste everything ok you have potential honest you do. 8)
 

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chucks
i got new chucks
 

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YEAHHH!!!!
LISA IS STAYING I STILL HAVE MY OPPOSSUM! AND NOW SHE'S FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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honestly
Honestly...
1. Honestly, are you in love? no
2. Honestly, what color is your underwear? yellow
3. Honestly, whats on your mind right now? im bored only 1/2 an hour till this show is over lol(ok its actually not bad
4. Honestly, what are you doing right now? typing this watching greys anatomy and talki to miranda
5. Honestly, what did you do today? went to skewl, came home & miranda and i went to rent a movie and get subway and watched part of last holiday and now watching greys
6. Honestly, do you think you are attractive? yea i guess
7. Honestly, have you done something bad today? ummm pretty sure i never
8. Honestly, do you watch family channel? if my sister has it on
9.Honestly, do you have lots of true friends? a few
10. Honestly, who/what makes you happy most of the time? some of my friends
11. Honestly, do you have to pee right now? no
12. Honestly, do you own a pair of overalls? no
13. Honestly, who do you want to see at this very moment?my uncle lance so i can talk to him about modelling
14. Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret? yea
15. Honestly, do you hate someone right now? no
16. Honestly, who/what do you want to hug right now? nobody
17. Honestly, do your wrists hurt? no
18. Honestly, are you in denial? way too much
20. Honestly, do you like someone? yes
21. Honestly, are you single?yes
22. Honestly, does anyone like you? dunno
23. Honestly, do you know what's going to happen? fuck no
Q1) Sleep with or without clothes on? with
Q2) Prefer black or blue pens? black
Q3) Dress up on Halloween? yes
Q4) Like to travel? LOVE IT
Q5) Like Someone? yes
Q6) Do they know? nope or well maybe im not sure
Q7) Who sleeps with you every night? nobody
Q8) Think you're attractive? yea
Q9) Want to get married? some day
Q10) Want kids? yep
Q11) Are you a good student? used to be till i stopped caring
Q12) Are you currently happy? more or less yea
Q13) Have you ever cheated? on a person -no on a game/test -yes
Q14) Favorite Board Game? apples to apples (even tho it doesnt have a board lol)
Q15) Christmas or Halloween? christmas
Q16) Colored or black-and-white photo?? black & white
Q17) Do long distance relationships work? no
18) Do you believe in astrology? no
Q19) Do you believe in love at first sight? i thought i did
Q20) Do you consider yourself the life of the party? no
Q21) Do you drink? obviosly
Q22) Do you make fun of people? yea
Q23) Do you think dreams eventually come true? sometimes
Q24) Favorite fictional character?Aslan
Q25) Go to the movies or rent? both
Q26) Have you stole anything? yea
Q28) How's the weather right now? HOT!!!
Q29) Last time you cut your hair?may 2
Q30) Last person you talked to on the phone? my daddy
Q31) Last time you showered? this morning
Q32) Loud or soft music? loud
Q33) Mcdonalds or Burger King? mcdonalds!!!!
Q34) Night or day?night
Q35) Number of pillows? HUNDREDS
Q36) Piano or guitar? both
Q37) Future job? psychologist i hope
Q38) Current job? cashier & "sandwhich artist" (lame ass subway)
Q39) Current crush? nvm
Q40) Current longing? new chucks
Q41) Current disappointment? may long
Q42) Current annoyance? arents and work
Q43) Last thing you ate? subway
Q44) Last thing you bought? subway
Q45 ) Most recent thing you are looking forward to? MEXICO
Q46) What are you hearing right now? miranda and the tv
Q48) What did you do today?.didnt i already answer this
Q49) Pick a lyric, any lyric or song: 'These are the days these are the moments that pass us by
We ask the questions but we never really find out why
Q50) Pick a movie quote? "what do you wanna marry me for anyways?" "so i can kiss ya any time i want"
 

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41%
start with 100%, and take away 1% for everything you've
done/that's happened to you on this list. put the number you
are left with in the subject line. example... if you did ONE
thing you would put 99% .
start= 100%

smoked.
drank alcohol.
cried when someone died.
been drunk.
had sex.
been to a concert.
given a hand job/gotten a hand job.
given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob.
given anal sex/gotten anal sex
been verbally sexually harassed.
verbally sexually harassed somebody.
felt someone up and/or been felt up.
laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
been to prom.
cried at school.
gotten lost in a walmart or a department store.
went streaking.
given a lap dance.
had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
kissed a stranger.
hugged a stranger.
went scuba diving.
driven a car.
gotten an x-ray.
hit by a car.
had a party.
done drugs.
played strip poker.
got paid to strip for someone.
ran away from home.
broken a bone.
eaten sushi.
bought porn.
watched porn.
made porn.
had a crush on someone of the same sex.
been in love.
french kissed.
laughed so hard you cried.
cried yourself to sleep.
laughed yourself to sleep.
stabbed yourself.
shot a gun.
trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
been online for 9 consecutive hours.
watched an animal die.
watched a person die.
had sex and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person
pranked somebody.
put somebody in the hospital.
snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
kissed somebody of the same sex.
dressed punk.
dressed goth.
dressed preppy.
been to a motocross race.
avoided somebody.
been stalked.
stalked someone.
met a celebrity.
played an instrument.
ridden a horse.
cut yourself.
bungee jumped.
ding dong ditched somebody.
been to a wild party.
got caught stealing something.
kicked a guy in the balls.
stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
went out with your friend's crush.
got arrested.
been pregnant.
babysat.
been to another country.
had an encounter with a ghost.
donated your hair to cancer patients.
been asked out by someone that you never though you'd be asked out by.
cried over a member of the opposite sex.
had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
sat on your ass all day.
ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
had a job.
gotten cut from a sports team.
been called a whore.
danced like a whore.
been mistaken for a celebrity.
been in a car accident.
been told you have beautiful eyes.
been told you have beautiful hair.
raped somebody.
been raped.
danced in the rain.
been rejected.
walked out of a restaurant without paying.
punched someone/slapped someone


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post a comment
f you read this, even if we don't speak often -
post a comment with a memory of you and I.
It can be anything you want, either good or bad.
When you're finished, post this paragraph on your blog
And you'll be surprised about what people remember about you.
 

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HAPPY EASTER
 

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chucks
i got new chucks.....for grad......they're all white HEHEHE
 

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me
Real name: Amanda Lee Marie Archer

What you wish your name was: same as it is

Where you are now: at home

Where you wish you were right now: any where but home....partying

Your age: 17

How old you wish you were: 18 (then high school would be over)

Your hair color: brownish red (naturally blonde tho)

What color you wish your hair was: i like it this color

Your eye color: blue/grey/green

What color you wish your eyes were: same as now

Your weight: 115

What you wish you weighed:100

Your height: ummm 5'6? i unno short!!

What you wish your height was: not as short

What you drive: nuthing

What you wish you drove: a 04' celica or a 94 celica

Where you work: extra foods & subway

Where you wish you worked: nowhere i wish i could be rich and not have to work

Your boyfrind/girlfriend: nobody

Who you wish was your boyfriend/girlfriend:hahaha like id tell you

This or That?

50 Cent or Eminem?sick! neither

Sprite or 7-Up? they both taste the same to me

Pants or Dresses? PANTS

Thong or Panties?thong

J-Lo or Beyonce? J-Lo

L.A. or New York? NEW YORK!!

Google or Ask Jeeves? google

Preppy or Punk? pretty much prep

BMW or Mercedes? mercedes

Rock or Rap? rock

Pretty or Cute? pretty

Book or Magazine?both

Tongue ring or Belly button ring? belly button...........or better yet EYEBROW!! YUMMY!!

Have you ever?

Have you ever bought anything off of E-Bay? yea

Have you ever embarassed yourself in front of the entire school?not the ENTIRE skewl

Have you ever stollen anything?yea

Have you ever met a famous person? yep

Have you ever fallen down in public?way too often

Have you ever forgotten your best friend's birthday? actually yes

Have you ever been bitten by a wild animal? no

Have you ever gotten pulled over while driving under the influence? no

Have you ever gotten naked in front of a group of people?no

Have you ever kissed someone way older than you? no

Have you ever been fired from babysitting? no

Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone in the bathroom? yea *shudders*

Have you ever given a stranger your number?yes

Have you ever danced naked in the shower? no

Have you ever purposely put something gross in someones food? fuck yea one time i put something in Jenny's pop at pizza hut and she spit pop all over the pizza it was NASTY

Have you ever avoided the library for over a year just so you wouldn't have to pay a fine? no

Your Favorites

Slushie flavor: coke

Grocery store: i hate grocery stores lol

Car color: silver or black

Shoe store: anywhere that sells chucks

Tree: willow

Brand of underwear: la senza

Brand of shampoo: garnier fructis

Country: CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Island: auzzie

Frozen drink: ice caps

Sports team: OILERS

Magazine: seventeen

Regrets

Is there a friend that you stopped speaking to a long time ago but still miss?yea

Is there a guy/girl that you messed things up with and wish you could have another chance with? not really

Is there a person you hurt and wish you had appologized to? yea

Do you have a dream that you are too afraid to follow after because you might fail? yep

Is there a person you have a crush on but don't want them to know because you think they are out of your league? not out of my league but kinda unavailable

Do you still feel guilty for lying to your parents a long time ago and never telling them to truth? hahaha NO

Is there something you really want to change about yourself but can't seem to get motivated? way too much lol


Mandi
 

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i stole this from Abi :D
[Goth--
[x] Do you wear black eyeliner?
[_] Is most of your clothing dark?
[_] Do you think about death often?
[_] Do you want to die?
[_] Are you a social outcast?
[_] Are you pale?
[x] Do you like Hot Topic?
[x] Do you enjoy Tim burton movies?
[x] Are you mean?
Total X: 4

--Punk--
[_] Can you skateboard?
[_] Do you wear Vans?
[x] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?
[x] Do you get into trouble often?
[_] Do you spend most of your time with skateboarders?
[x] Do you have any piercings?
[_] Do you like mohawks?
[x] Do you wear Band t-shirts?
[x] Have you called someone a poser?
Total X: 5

--Prep--
[x] Do you say the word "like"?
[x] Do you wear brand name clothing?
[_] Do you pop the collar?
[x] Are most of your clothes White/Bright colours?
[_] Is the only nerd you like Seth Cohen?
[_] Do you watch The O.C?
[_] you like popular music?
[_] Do you want/have a little dog?
Total X: 3

-Hippie--
[_] Is your hair long?
[_] Do you own a tye-dye shirt?
[x] Do you want to save the animals?
[x] Do you think war is unneccesary?
[_] Do you like classic rock and trippy music?
[_] Have you ever participated in a protest?
[_] Have you ever been overcome with a desire to hug a tree?
Total X: 2

--Gangsta--
[_] Do you act ghetto?
[_] Do you wear do-rags?
[_] Do you like hip-hop?
[_] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?
[_] Do you believe he's alive?
[_] Do you like afros?
[x] Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"?
[x] Do you like to dance?
[_] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit?
Total X: 2

--Emo-
[x]Do you cry often?
[x]Do you wear hoodies?
[_]Do you like soft music?
[x]Do people not understand you?
[x]Do you write your own poems?
[x]Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark?
[_]Do you cut your hair?
[_] Are you lonely?
[_] Is "Ohio is for lovers" by Hawthorne Heights, a good song?
Total X: 5

-Surfer--
[_] Do you surf?
[_] Do you wear flip flops year-round?
[_] Is your hair shaggy?
[_] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?
[x] Do you own any pairs of shorts?
[_] Are you tan?
[X] Do you want to be at the beach right now?
[x] Do you hate tourists?
Total X: 3

-Geek-
[_]Do you wear glasses?
[_] Do you use an inhaler?
[_] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?
[_] Does your mom pick out your clothes?
[x] Are you on the computer often?
[_] Do you ever get picked on?
[_] Do you look forward to going to school?
[_] Are you shy around the opposite sex?
Total X: 1

punk/emo (5)
goth (4)
prep/sufer (3)
hippie/gangsta (2)
geek (1)
 

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GOIN TO MEXICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hellz yea its finally time to go im like waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to excited for this which is way dumb cuz im gonna be like workin and shiat but with friends in mexico which is SWEET SHIT i cant wait i have sooooooooo much shit to pack and most of its in the wash or at jennys rite now and i spent like $300 in the last 24 hours buying shit and i still have more i need omg im goin insane!!!!!!(in the membrane) and ahhhhhh omg i have to get off my lazy ass soon tho cuz i need to go get my hair cut cuz im dyeing it tonite!!!! woot!!!!!!!!! not the way i want it tho this ones just for mexico basically the expensive on is 4 b4 skewl! nehoss im like WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY excited and im so done now latas!!! c ya allz when i get back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mandi
 

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just random shit i like
WONDERWALL by OASIS

Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now
Backbeat the word was on the street
That the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody feels
The way I do about you now
And all the roads we have to walk along are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I would
Like to say to you
I don't know how
Because maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me ?
And after all
You're my wonderwall
Today was gonna be the day?
But they'll never throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you're not to do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
About you now
And all the roads that lead to you were winding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you
I don't know how
I said maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me ?
And after all
You're my wonderwall
I said maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me ?
And after an
You're my wonderwall
Said maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
You're gonna be the one that saves me
You're gonna be the one that saves me

(MY ABSOLUTE ALKL TIME FAV!! LOVE YOU BLAINE!!!)

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Green Day- time of ur life

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
So make the best of this test, and don't ask why.
It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time.
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.
So take the photographs, and still frames in your mind.
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time.
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial.
For what it's worth, it was worth all the while.
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.

(OMG I WANT THIS SONG FOR GRAD! I LOVE GREENDAY! THEY R THE SH*T!!)

**************************************************​*************************-------The 19 Hockey Commandments--------
1. Thou shalt not have no other sports before thee.
2. Thou shalt take the name of the Lord Scotty Bowman, in vain (without fear of getting benched, scratched, or traded).
3. Thou shalt not throw the puck blindly up the middle.
4. Thou shalt not shoot pucks at the goalie's groin during warm-ups.
5. Thou shalt not covet thy team mates wife (unless thou art Mike Comrie).
6. Thou shalt honor thy blue line and thy crease.
7. Thou shalt not enter the nuetral zone with thy head down (especially if scott stevens is on the ice).
8. Thou shalt not throw sticks (unless thou wants to hurt thyself or see the rest of thy game from thy locker room).
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against they video replay official.
10. Thou shalt not steal the puck from Todd Bertuzzi (without getting thy neck broken).
11. Thou shalt not take stupid penalties in the third period.
12. Thou shalt not move thy team to North Carolina.
13. Thou shalt not make racial slurs against thine enemies, or thou shalt be suspended. However, thou canst punch thine enemies in the face and chastise them verily.
14. Thou shalt not root for the Leafs or you shalt go to the place of eternal wailing and gnashing of teeth.
15. Thou shalt not talk on thy cell phone during a game.
16. Thou shalt take thy man and not thy puck.
17. Thou shalt not lust after bimbos on the Jumbo Tron unless thy bimbos have very large breasts.
18. Thou shalt not pick a fight with Tie Domi or Georges Laraque
19. POWERADE shall be thou's FAVOURITE DRINK

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VODKA is yummy
If Vodka Were Water And I Were A Duck
I'd Swim To The Bottom And Never Come Up
But Vodkas Not Water And I'm Not A Duck
So Pass Me The Bottle And Shut The Fuckk Up

(mmm vodka my fav!!)

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movies....

LOTR!!


sum chick flicks lol

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE[
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BATMAN IS MY FRIGGIN HERO (and Halfbreed's too!)



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I Miss It...
When boys meant "yuck"
When friends were new,
dreams were unshattered
and worries few.
When recess was too short
and life too long
decisions came easily
without need to belong.
When storks delivered babies
and passions weren't so strong
friendships were unbroken
right was right, wrong was wrong.
When bad things didn't happen
when only skinned knees brought tears
and the night light in its socket
quieted all our fears.
When farewell meant just for summer
and real friends didn't part
the fun went on forever
and never left a broken heart



( i really miss being a kid and not having all thge problems i do now )
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ok well i found this and liked it so here.....

top 13 things that i hate about everyone:

1.ppl that point at their wrist when asking 4 the time. i know where my watch is pal!!! do u?¿?!!!!! do i point at my crotch when i ask where the bathroom is??? (hahaha ANDY MICAH AND SHELL AT TIMMY"S LOL AWW GOOD TIMES FOR LIKE HOURS!! :P)

2.ppl that r willing 2 get of their ****** 2 search the entire room 4 the tv remote because the refuse 2 walk up 2 the tv n change the channel manually.

3.when ppl judge other ppl because of there own beliefs, appearance, sexual orientation and **** like that.

4.when they say in hotdog commercials 100% meat like no duh could you plz just clarify wat type of meat and wat part of the animal?like seriously or in hamburgers where did they come up with that THERE IS NO HAM IN HAMBURGERS!! or is there? u nvr kno rite cuz its only 100% meat!

5.when ppl say "its in the last place u look". of course it is. why the hell would u keep looking after you've found it? do ppl actually do this? who and where are they? i wanna kick them.

6.when ppl say, while watching a movie, "did u see that?" NO *******!!! i paid $9.00 to come to the theatre n stare at the ******* floor!!!!! wut did u come here 4??¿!!

7.when sumthin is "new and improved", which is it? if it's new then there has never been anything before it like itself. if its an improvment, then there must've been sumthing befor it.

8.when a cop pulls u over n asks, "do u know how fast u wre goig?" u should know *******, u friggin well pulled me over.

9.ppl that say "you want 2 have ur cake n eat it 2" screw u. wut good is a fricken cake if u cant eat it? wut, should i eat sum 1 elses cake?

10.when ppl say, "life is short". wut the ****?¿!! life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! wut?¿!! are they going 2 do sumthing longer?¿!!

11.when someone asks: "can i BORROW a peice of paper?" sure, but please dont return the favor! its 1 god damn peice of paper!!

12.when ur waitin for the bus and sumone asks u "did the bus come yet?" if the bus came yet, i wouldnt be standin here waitin 4 it would i *******!!!¿??

13.ppl who ask "can i ask u a question?" didn't really give me a choice there did yah buddy?? nu-uh!! ****

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