Raindrops on roses and wiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver-white winters that melt into spring
These are a few of my favorite things
When the dog bites, when the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
Cream-colored ponies and crisp apple struddle
Door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzle with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things
When the dog bites, when the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
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Sender meg Deres naken avbilde 
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver-white winters that melt into spring
These are a few of my favorite things
When the dog bites, when the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
Cream-colored ponies and crisp apple struddle
Door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzle with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things
When the dog bites, when the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
Sender meg Deres naken avbilde 
You know you're a rugger(rugby player) when...
- being a whore is greatly appreciated and encouraged.
- you tape your entire body before a game because everything hurts.
- being the best hooker on the team is a compliment.
- stripping is a skill.
- sticking your hand between someone else's legs isn't seen as sexual harassment.
- pulling out early is the right thing to do.
- showering after the game to go drinking is completely unheard of.
- drinking at least 3-4 nights out of the week is almost expected.
- going out on a Friday night is like one of the deadly sins.
- you find yourself looking for nasty bruises on your body and being really excited when you find one.
- you wear spandex at least 3 times a week.
- you have a really funny-looking tan from the middle of your knee to your mid-thigh and the rest of your leg is completely white.
- someone asks you what Saturday is and your reply is, "Rugby day" without any hesitation.
- you see somebody fall down on the sidewalk and you yell, "Ruck over!"
- you have to take a shower to decipher the bruises from dirt on your body after a game.
- starting to drink in the middle of the afternoon is normal and expected.
- you worry about keeping your ears attached during a game.
- drinking beer out of a cleat is punishment for everything.
- bruises on your body are a point of pride.
- you have to explain the bruises to your doctor, esp. the ones on your inner thighs, telling him/her that you weren't assaulted, and you're not in an abusive relationship.
- grabbing another man's balls is mandatory.
- your coworkers look at you and say, "You should get your cat de-clawed." ... and you don?t even own a cat.
- (female ruggers) your party wardrobe consists of long and longer skirts.
- you can belt out the most insulting and vulgar tunes and no one bats an eyelash - instead they just sing along.
- every time something falls on the floor you automatically yell, "Dive on it!" to the nearest person.
- being a whore is greatly appreciated and encouraged.
- you tape your entire body before a game because everything hurts.
- being the best hooker on the team is a compliment.
- stripping is a skill.
- sticking your hand between someone else's legs isn't seen as sexual harassment.
- pulling out early is the right thing to do.
- showering after the game to go drinking is completely unheard of.
- drinking at least 3-4 nights out of the week is almost expected.
- going out on a Friday night is like one of the deadly sins.
- you find yourself looking for nasty bruises on your body and being really excited when you find one.
- you wear spandex at least 3 times a week.
- you have a really funny-looking tan from the middle of your knee to your mid-thigh and the rest of your leg is completely white.
- someone asks you what Saturday is and your reply is, "Rugby day" without any hesitation.
- you see somebody fall down on the sidewalk and you yell, "Ruck over!"
- you have to take a shower to decipher the bruises from dirt on your body after a game.
- starting to drink in the middle of the afternoon is normal and expected.
- you worry about keeping your ears attached during a game.
- drinking beer out of a cleat is punishment for everything.
- bruises on your body are a point of pride.
- you have to explain the bruises to your doctor, esp. the ones on your inner thighs, telling him/her that you weren't assaulted, and you're not in an abusive relationship.
- grabbing another man's balls is mandatory.
- your coworkers look at you and say, "You should get your cat de-clawed." ... and you don?t even own a cat.
- (female ruggers) your party wardrobe consists of long and longer skirts.
- you can belt out the most insulting and vulgar tunes and no one bats an eyelash - instead they just sing along.
- every time something falls on the floor you automatically yell, "Dive on it!" to the nearest person.



