Friends List (Friends with Nexopia)
These are my good friends with nexopia, these are the people I get along with, that I drink with, party with, talk too, hang out with. These are the people who I can tlak too when I'm feeling down and the people who can talk to me when they need a dry shoulder. I love everyone of my friends to death and I'm the kinda guy that would go through hell and back in an icecream truck for anyone on this list. These are my true friends. Before I get flack remember, this is the alphabetical order or the people on my nexopia friends list, it's not the order in which I hold these people closest too me. Here we go
-Todd-
Fucking Todd, this guy has carried me around with my pants half off, he's moshed with me, he's wrestled with me and everything. First night I met this boy I dragged him off some guy for punching mitch in the sack, then later on I judo chopped the same fagget in the mouth with my hand in a cast. Todd is the sex, and he's a dad
.WiskeyShotz
Cheryl, it's been way too long since we've hung out or even talked for that matter but we used to be real fucking close, it sucks that things between us never worked out but that aside your still one of the greatest girls I've ever known…seriously, I think so highly of you. I hope great things for you in life cause you deserve greatness
17DEAD
Taryn, HOOKERS AND BLOW!!! Hahahaha. Seriously, we met on here, I got bored one day and wanted to see how long it would take to get to your place, I made a 4.5 hour drive into a 3 hour drive. We hung out and watched some horror movies and I gave you your first Faygo. Everytime we hang out it's epic as fuck. Your one of my better friends since we met and you've always had something good to tell me. You’re a great girl who is going to do great things. Luv yea lots hun
3v0lut10n
Chad, you fucking nutsy fagget nigger. You’re a wild mother fucker and when we get together and start drinkin shit gets fucked up, the world runs in fear and men bring there daughters to the slaughter…we fuck…everything…that deserves a cock in it's fucking face! You’re a wicked awesome guy man
Bondage*babe
Having you is like having a spare mom around just incase my real mother doesn't catch something that I did that I should be given shit for. You always put me in line and keep me in line and when I do something dumb you’re the first person and usually the only person to mention it. You have the balls to tell me off, and you have the ovaries to make me feel bad enough not to do it again. Everyone needs a friend like you, because without you I'd likely still be with a whore, you saved me. Thanks babe
colinguy525
HKM for life mother fucker. Dude you helped me out when no one else would, you gave me a place to stay and live when no one had room and all I had was my truck. And we are going to be more fucking famous then Cancer, I owe you a lot man for everything you've done, and sure I never liked waking up to your face every morning but at least my asshole didn't hurt. But seriously, don't put your cock in my mouth again, or I'll kill you
crazylayde
I know I know, we never talked a whole lot, and to tell you the truth you prolly don't think very highly of me, but I think your really badass. When you do speak you always have something good to say, you watched out for me when I was drunk a few times. And You give god fucking dam good hugs
DarkRavis
Taryn, you've prolly been closer to me then any other girl I can think of, you know things about me that no one else knows, you know almost everything about me. Not a lot of people can say that, I let you that close to me because I care a lot for you and I never want to loose you as a friend. I made the mistake of letting you go once and I had to live with it a long time, I'm over it now but every now and then I remember what it was like and it's unfortunate what happenend but I'm still pleased to have you as a friend. I'd kill for you, no joke, seriously…I'd probably eat the evidence too
deadklown
Jager, Brimstone Fucking Gladiators baby…we bring the pain, every fucking were we go!!! The world will fall, armys will cry out, and the sky will rain fire…and only the Brimstone will be left standing when it's all said and done
dobbey
Well fuck, the only true Satanist I know...no one can call you a poser man, you've been more metal then anyone I've ever known and I've known you longer then most. Your fuckin epic as hell. You made the long trips on the Football bus a lot shorter giving me someone to talk metal and GWAR with, you always got the updates I'm looking for, your always open to talk…AND THE ALICE COOPER ROAD TRIP WAS FUCKING EPIC!
HellBentRock
Oh my fucking god where do I start? Oh I know, I'll start where it all started…You tried giving me a lapdance like 6 years ago, I just wasn't feeling it so I sat you down and showed you how it's done. REAL MEN WEAR SPEEDOS BITCH. Wholy fuck, way too much history between you and me, you and I have been through so many fucking times, way too many storys too tell, your one of my best friends. I'd beat the shit out of a bus load of nuns for you babe, and then I'd throatfuck the priest just to see you laugh. You’re an open ear when I need to tlak, and I've always got a dry spot on my shoulder when you need it
HotPunkGuy
hahaha, you fucking sexy little fagget…not even really sure how we met, I just know you’re a great fucker to hang out with and you’re a fucking chick magnet…seriously, standing beside you is like walking a puppy down the street holding onto a newborn baby and being single all at once…fuck yes dude
indelible
You pull no punches and you’re a straight forward kinda cunt. No shit your one of the most down to earth pieces of shit I know and kick me in the cunt if I've seen you back down even when you should have. First time I met you I had to haul your ass outta a mosh pit at the underground cause you were getting fucked the hell up…but you went right back in like the fucking champ you are. Way to go bitch
J-Nox
Everyone has those people that they meet one time and BOOM! Instant click, that’s how it was when we met man, we talked a lot but for someone who I rarely see eye to eye with, you’re a real easy going guy. Your fun as hell, short as fuck, and you got the balls to back up whatever the fuck you wanna say. Your tight shit bro and there's a place for you beside me when the heavens open and the gods go to war
jokerssmile
Beth, jesus fuck…at the gathering we should of seen eachother at least once you'd think…but nooooooo…you should have come out here with Nox and Sol but Nooooo…When the fuck are we gunna meet up? Cause god fucking dammit it's starting to make me a little impatient
JoyNTz2sMokE
Justin, you fucking Indian. To tell you the truth I've never had anyone take a body slam from me as good as you did, and even though you didn't fight back I got a bit of a feeling that if you did you prolly could have given me a good run for my money. You’re a great fucking cat, easy going, well spoken, and you don't piss me off. I'm always happy to have you around mate
MiZz.SinZz
Wow, Mari it's been almost 3 years, and you still care about me as much as the first time we started talking. You've held onto feelings for me longer then some of my own family members. It's so great to have someone to talk to who not only understands what I'm trying to say but actually cares. I hope one day we can get together and it will be fucking tight as hell. No shit you’re a top bollocks girl. You deserve a top bollocks lad and honestly you should have any man you want. Go out and make eyes with the man you want, and take him. Anyone that has let you go in the past is a fucking fool because you’re a better person then anyone I know
MuddyLane
Oh fuck, here we go. Bri, You’re the shit, you've always been the shit, and you will always be the shit. I honestly don't know why I don't take your advice, maybey it's because you hit me all the time, not really sure. But aside from scaring the crap out of me you've always got the good advice that I should listen too but for some reason I never do. You've carried me out of the bar, you've stopped me from driving while durnk, you've offered me a place to crash. You've done a lot for me in times when no one cared. You’re the kinda person everyone should know. Your smart, funny, beautiful, and you’re an absolute sweetheart when no one is looking
Natrayle
Carmen, your seriously like one of the guys, one of the guys who's knickers I'd totally love to punch. You’re a fucking badass, I love hanging out with you and just talking. Your so easy to open up too and you listen so good. When I need someone to make me feel good about who I am I think of you and try to call, cause you make me feel like I'm floating. And there's always an open spot in the Hello Kitty Massacre for you and your epic guitar skills.
notalent
Bryden bryden bryden. To every girl reading this, this little fucker is the most skilled rapper I've ever heard. He's got 4 full length albums out, he's made guest appearances on tracks by huge name mother fuckers like Bubba Sparxx, Eminem, Snoop, Xzibit, est. If you ladies don't take your fucking pants off for this guy then your going to get aids, no joke…FUCK HIM!
past*bled
Your so fucking awesome, seriously. I hope the best for you and your child and I hope you and Todd stay together forever. Your baby is so mother cock sucking cute, I just wanna eat him up! So adorable, she must take after the mother
Playboy420
Sweet tittie fucking Christ do I ever love this girl. Emily I wish I could carry you around in my pocket, it's not possible to be angry or upset when your around. Everytime you talk I just wanna smile and give you a huge hug, everytime I do something silly and you ask why I did it I wanna laugh my ass off and pat you on the head. Your such an awesome girl and everytime I hear that a guy hasn't been cool with you I wanna beat him within an inch of his fucking life just cause I can….no joke, if someone ever does something to take away you spirit or too bring you down I won't stop until they are dead, cause to destroy the energy and all around perfection you have is the most horrible thing anyone could do
pot*lot
Probably one of the most deserving person in the world who hasn't gotten near as much as she should have. I would give you the shirt off my back if you were cold just because you should be happy. When I hear your upset I wanna drive up and sing a song for you. We need to hang out soon and party, your such a sweetheart and I hope you find what makes you happy one day
Pyroness666
No madder what I say, no madder what I do, nothing I can ever do or say will be as sweet as your presence. You brighten up my day in a way that no one else does. You have open ears when I need to talk, you have a dry shoulder when I needed it, your more mature then most 30 year olds that I know. There's a really old saying…Everyman feels the need to protect something that he feels is worth the trouble, fight, bleed, and die but never will they give up on it, they will always keep it safe from harm. I promised you that I'll do my best not to let anything hurt you while I'm around, and as long as there's breath in my lungs you will always have someone to help, no madder what. Stabbed 10 times and Shot twice, and I'd do it all over again if you needed it. I'm here to keep you safe when you need it, and I'm only ever a phone call away
redjuggalo
Baby, you chubby little fuck. I love you kid, you’re the only ginger kid I don't wanna beat the shit outta when I see him. Your always up for hanging out, your fun to drink with, you take shit well and you can send it back just as good. You’re a good shit man, and we need to get together more
ReEll
God Dam Ian, you’re a really kickass mate. I'm surprised that the Doctors have'nt told you that you can't perform anymore heavy lifting after all the times you've carried me out of the bar. Wholy shit, and how many times have I almost gotten in fights with someone that wasn't even really there and you talked me out of getting in a scrap with the pole outside the catwalk? Too many times man, you’re a good fucking guy and it's always great to hang out with you
scarmiglione
Fucking Dax…"Hey big fella, you really shouldn't of punched that guy in the mouth…I know I know, he probably did deserve it, but if I don't throw you out then everyone is going to want to punch him in the face. I'm not the bad guy here, come back tomorrow when your not in such a fighting mood and I promise I won't make you swallow your tongue, sweet…have a good night big guy, stay outta trouble"…No shit, you’re the only fucking guy to say something like that to me with a straight face when most bouncers would have just called on the rest of the crew and tossed my ass out. You’re a great fucking shit, and your smarter then anyone I know. Top Bollocks dude, seriously, Top fucking Bollocks
Scrubalette.
Sol, fuck you’re an awesome girl. We've hung out the once the day with Walter and since then I've wanted to come see you again, your so fucking awesome and I can't wait to come up and party it up with you and the Edmonton crew again
Seductive.lette
I've hung out with you a few times and we get along great, we don't talk that often cause your not online a lot and your hard as hell to get a hold of. It's unfortunate that we don't get to talk more often then we do but it's always great to hear from you.
shayde
There's too much to say here, you've been one of my closest friends for a really long time and even after a period where most people wouldn't even make eye contact anymore we're still friends. I love you
SkinnyPuppy
Your such a great fucking guy, you’re a great cuddler…you know so much about everything…great taste in music….your just great…I can't wait till the next show we hit together….it's going to be epic…once again HKM FOR LIFE
Skogarmadur
EPIC AS FUCK…that’s all that can be said…Your bad fucking ass man. Great fucking mate, great fucking guy…LET"S GET DRUNK AND ROLL CARS OVER!
TheJuggla
Met two or three times, good fucking guy. Good writer and really talented artist. Anytime you wanna take Horror Inc. serious with me let me know man and I'll go balls to the wall with it. Together we have the power to take the scene by storm, I know it and you know it and when your ready I'll be waiting
ToonTownPunk
Fuck man, you’re a true artist and one day when the HKM is playing infront of thousands your eather going to be right there beside us or your going to be backstage waiting for us to get our asses off stage so you can get on and show us how it's done…You have "headliner" written all over you man. Your made to be famous
TxJx
No joke, to everyone reading this…there never has been a better person alive or dead that can compare to this man. TJ is the greatest and nicest most sincere person alive, I'd follow TJ anywhere and do anything for him. I've never met someone who will do so much for a total stranger then TJ. You’re a truly great man, and anyone who is lucky enough to know you will say the same. There's not a angry or mean bone in your body, you will do anything for someone in need friend or not, you don't accept enemys and you don't support drama. If the world was led by people like you then there would be no war. You save more lifes and help more people then anyone I've known in my life. You’re a true born leader and an even better friend. Anyone would be lucky to know you. I love you man, keep up the good work
VampiresLust
Some people are born to be great leaders, architechs, warmongers, est…You were born to be a great person. Your purpose on earth is to make people happy with your bright presence and ice melting smile. Your such a sweetheart and eric is so lucky to have you. You barely know me and you still talk so much sense into me. Between you and eric it's like having a spare set of parents around that don't mind my tattoos and peircings. I'd hug you all day if I could
Vile
Too small to be grappler, I can do anything!!! No fucking shit, you can do anything man. You and your girl do a lot for me. I've crashed at your place, you've let me get loaded and fall asleep there, you never said anything about me fucking a hoodrat in your spare bedroom. You can talk when I need to talk, you can laugh when I need to laugh…and theres room in the HKM for you as well man if you wanna come grab the spot
XjuggaletteX
Chelsea, you can talk to me like one of the boys but when it comes down to it your still one of the girls. You can talk to me on a level of understanding that most people can't. We can have and hold a conversation about just about anything and it's like talking to one of my longtime mates. We've known each other for a little while and things can only go up from here
~DeathByInk~
Derek, ha…actually I seen you at your job today. Anyway, it's always nice to have someone to have some shop talk with, your so easy going it's awesome. And it's not just shop talk man, you and I have talked about a lot of shit and you helped me out a lot during the breakup with dizzy and all that. You’re a great guy who I'm lucky to know and when I get the Monte on the road you and I are going to lay some rubber and slam some gears
~Jester~
Shannon, we've not talked a lot in a while and to tell you the truth I miss it. You and I were so close at one point and I fucked up. What I did was fucking shit, and I still don't know why I did it. It was completely unfare to you and to everyone involved. There's no amount of apologies I can say to take it back and there's no point crying over spilt milk, I just hope you read this and know that I want to be friends again. I want what we had, it was the shit and I miss you a lot
~Snot~
Fucking Mikey, let's see…I've walked in on you fucking and you froze like a deer in the headlights, maybey it was because I had a raging hardon and no pants on. You walked in on my fucking and you started laughing cause I asked you to get me more perogies…fuck. We ran through Sylvan lake naked at like 11:30 at night, played Pool naked, I think we where naked when we kissed too as I recall? Got you drunk in Lacombe on Irish Carbombs and you passed out, I saved you from loosing your eyebrows…You and me are supposed to be starting a fucking epic band as I remember it…so when the fuck is this gunna happen man? Message me and we have to get that project started!
