Motorcrash - The Sugarcubes


Riding on my bicycle,
I saw a motorcrash,
A proper motorcrash,
And lots of spectators,
I rushed to the centre
Saw the injured parents,
Cuts on the children,
An awful motorcrash.

Dangerous motorcrash,
Terribly bloody motorcrash,
Destructive motorcrash.
Oh oh oh.

Took the mother,
Sneaked with her secretly
All the way to my home,
And nursed her gently
Put on her bandages,gave her
Milk and biscuits,
She sighed pleasantly after this
Awful motorcrash.

It's a dangerous dangerous motorcrash,
Terribly bloody motorcrash,
Destructive motorcrash.
Oh oh oh.


That girl on that bicycle showed great interest in all the motorcrashes
in the neighbourhood, she looked quite innocent.


Then we disguised ourselves,
Took a taxi to her home,
When her husband opened the door
She introduced herself, he said
"Where have you been all this time?"


But believe you me
I know what innocence looks like
And it wasn't there,
After she got that bicycle.

Opening Credits: Hairspray Queen - Nirvana


Waking Up: Tell Me Baby - Red Hot Chili Peppers


First Day At School: Red Flag -Billy Talent


Shopping: Science - System of a Down


Hanging with Friends: Like Shit -MSI


First Kiss: Liar - Neverending White Lights


Birthday: Ending Start - Metric


Party Scene: Famous Last Words - My Chemical Romance


Falling In Love: Shades of Grey - The Chucky Danger Band


Fight Song: The KKK Took My Baby Away - The Ramones


Breaking Up: Roadside - Rise Against


Grad: Waiting - Green Day


College: Kryptonite - Three Doors Down


Dreaming: X - System of a Down


Life: Let It Go - Blue October


Mental Breakdown: Don't Forget About Me - Tears For Fears


Driving: Disenchanted - My Chemical Romance


Flashback: No Other Way - Jack Johnson


Love Scene: Good Woman - Cat Power


Wedding: Thunderstruck - ACDC


Honeymoon: Skin on Skin - Queens of the Stone Age


Birth of Child: 4 am - Our Lady Peace

I have decided that we should pick a day to celebrate all those children who were the first to rebel against their parents. They have paved the road for the future generations to differ from the norm. To the pioneers of rebellion, thank you. Thanks to you today we are able to choose our career paths, who we marry, how many children we have..... the list goes on. We are evolving...
Sweet.

Okay I know it's lame but I thought it would be funny

Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Redhead/auburn - $50.00
[ ] Brown - $100.00
[x] Blonde - $75.00
[ ] black - $15.00
[ ] Bald - $5.00
[ ] Other-$1.00

Total: $75.00

Eye Color:
[x] Blue - $300.00
[ ] Green - $75.00
[ ] Brown - $50.00
[ ] Hazel - $25.00
[ ] Other - $15.00

Total : $375.00

Height:
[ ] Over 7' - $200.00
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175.00
[ ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150.00
[x] 5'5" to 5'11" - $95.00
[ ] 5'0" to 5'4" - $45.00
[ ] Under 5' -$25.00

Total : $470.00

Age:
[ ] 31 to 40 - $0.00-----
[ ] 26 to 30 - $15.00
[ ] 20 to 25 - $50.00
[x] 14 to 19 - $30.00
[ ] 0 to 13 - $15.00

Total: $500.00

Current Education:
[ ] PhD - $550.00
[ ] Masters - $500.00
[ ] Bachelors - $450.00
[ ] Associates - $400.00
[ ] In College/Some College - $300.00
[ ] High School Graduate - $275.00
[x] High School - $250.00
[ ] Middle School - $200.00
[ ] What is School - $Bankrupt$-----

Total : $750.00

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $100.00
[x] First Born - $500.00
[ ] Only Child - $10.00
[ ] Second born-$150.00
[ ] Middle child -$100.00
[ ] Last Born - $300.00
[ ] Other - $10.00

Total : $1250.00

Vision?
[x] No correction $100.00
[ ] Glasses $50.00
[ ] Contacts $25.00
[ ] Surgical correction $10.00
[ ] need glasses but have no money to buy them $5.00

Total : $1350.00

Car Color:
[ ] Gold - $700.00
[ ] Grey- $600.00
[ ] Maroon - $500.00
[ ] White - $475.00
[ ] Black - $450.00
[ ] Red - $400.00
[ ] Blue - $375.00
[ ] Green- $350.00
[ ] Silver - $300.00
[ ] Purple- $250.00
[ ] Metallic - $200.00
[ ] Yellow - $100.00
[ ] Primer - $75.00
[ ] Rusted - $15.00
[x] No Car - $0.00

Total : $1350.00

Shoe Size:
[ ] 14- $250
[ ] 12 to 13 $225.00
[x] 7 to 11- $200.00
[ ] under 7 - $100.00

Total: $1550.00

Room Color
[x] Black - $75.00
[x] Blue - $475.00
[ ] Brown - $450.00
[ ] Purple - $425.00
[ ] White - $400.00
[ ] Green - $350.00
[ ] Orange - $300.00
[ ] Yellow - $200.00
[ ] Pink - $500.00
[ ] Red - $550.00
[ ] Other - $ 50.00

Total: $2100

Final Total:$2100

Ha, this is absolutely brilliant, I hate that number.

Only $964 to go

I thought that I would write something profound here, but instead I would like to adress some things. First off, yes we know, we know, kids these days are turning into whores. Slowly but surely and honestly this is not as slow as I would like but what can you do. So whose fault is it?
Well we have the people in the music industry, some of these people are brilliant and leave their naked-ness at home where it belongs, but unfortunately most don't. Then we have TV which has been blamed for everything since the dawn of time, or at least since it was created so what the hell, why screw with tradition? This could be true that television is ruining kids, well it probably is but parents shouldn't use it as a babysitter and actually pay attention to what their kids watch (to a point). Then there's the internet which constantly shows pictures of boobs and what not, shocking that this could also be contributing to the problem? Add Barbie and the other versions of her. Last but not least there's the older groups just a few years older than the kids themselves. Who (like Nils said) feel the need to show us how much they "love" each other by constant acts of making out and groping. Wow we are setting a good example aren't we? So the next generation of children, the people that will run this world are pretty much going to be sluts... now the question remains, will they be successful sluts? The fear of the incompotence of the next generation I'm sure is very common, there's us, the lazy generation apparently we have everything and are spoiled because with most of us our parents never beat us like theirs did. We shall see how we measure up. To everyone who made this possible, thank you for making it so I can't walk outside without seeing someone half naked.
You fuckers.

--DRAMA DORK--
[x] Ever been in a play?
[ ] More than 10 Broadway shows?
[x] Have you ever been/Are you in school shows?
[ ] Does your current job involve theater in some way?
[x] Want to end up working in/for theater
[ ] Can you recite all of the lyrics to your favorite play/musical?
[x] Break out into random songs
Total : 4

--REDNECK--
[ ] Have you driven a four-wheeler?
[ ] Do you love to ride four-wheelers?
[ ] Do you like to get dirty in mud?
[ ] Do you like country music?
[ ] Do you have a broken car in your backyard?
[ ] Do you own a cowboy hat?
[ ] Do you live/own on more then 1 acres?
[ ] Do you mudbog on your free time?
[x] Do you like mud?
Total: 1

--GOTH--
[x] Do you wear black eyeliner?
[x] Is most of your clothing dark?
[x] Do you think about death?
[1/2x] Do you want to die?
[x] Are you a social outcast?
[x] Are you pale?
[]do you wear Hot Topic stuff?
[x]Do you enjoy Tim Burton movies?
[x] Are you mean sometimes?
Total: 7 1/2
--PUNK--
[ ]Can you skateboard?
[x]Do you wear or like Vans?
[x] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?
[ ] Do you watch the x-games?
[x] Do you have any piercing's?
[x] Do you like/wear a mohawk?
[x] Do you wear Band T-shirts?
[ ]have you called someone a poser recently?
Total : 5

--PREP--
[x]Do you say the word "like"?
[ ] You have/do shop at AE/Hollister/Abercrombie & Fitch
[ ] Do the people in Hot topic scare you?
[ ] Do you own sperrys?
[ ] Do you watch LAGUNA BEACH?
[ ] Do you like pop music?
[x]Do you want/have a small dog?
[x] Do you buy clothing with pre made holes in them
Total : 3
--HIPPIE--
[x] Are you a vegetarian?
[x] is your hair long?
[ ] Do you own a tye-dye shirt?
[x]Do you want to save the animals?
[x] Do you think war is unnecessary?
[x] Do you like classic rock?
[ ] Have you ever participated in a protest?
[x] Have you ever been overcome with a desire to hug a tree?
[x] have you ever smoked pot?
[x] have u ever done halucenagenic drugs
[ ] Do you own posters/stickers/ other items with "hippie" bands on them
Total : 8

--GANGSTA--
[ ]Do you act ghetto?
[ ] Do you wear do-rags?
[ ] Do you like hip-hop?
[ ] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?
[ ] Do you believe he's alive?
[ ] Do you like afro's?
[x]Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"?
[x]Do you like to dance?
Total : 2

--EMO--
[x] Do you cry often?
[ ] Do you wear hoodies?
[x] Do you like soft music?
[x] Do people not understand you?
[x] Do you write your own poems?
[x]Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark?
[x] Do you cut your own hair?
[ ] Are you lonely?
[x] Is "Ohio Is for lovers" by Hawthorne Heights a good song?
Total : 7

SURFER--
[ ] Do you surf?
[ ] Do you wear flip flops year-round?
[ ] Is your hair shaggy?
[x] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?
[ ] Do you own Many pairs of shorts?
[x] Do you yearn for the smell of salt water?
[ ] Do you want to be at the beach right now?
[x] Do you hate/dislike tourists?
Total : 3

--GEEK--
[ ]Do u wear glasses
[ ] Do you use an inhaler?
[x] Do you stick pens and calculators in your pockets?
[ ] Does your mom pick out your clothes?
[x] Are you on the computer often?
[ ] Do you carry around tissues in those containers?
[ ]Are you shy around the opposite sex?
[x] Do you play video games (x-box, gamecube, playstation, ect.)?
Total : 3

What shall this new year bring?

WOULD YOU?
[o01] go out with me?
[o0] give me your number?
[o0] kiss me?
[o0] let me kiss you?
[o0] watch a movie with me?
[o0] let me take you out to dinner?
[o0] let me drive you somewhere
[o0] take a shower with me?
[o0] be my bf/gf?
[o0] have a fling with me?
[o0] let me buy you a drink?
[o0] take me home for the night?
[o0] Would you let me sleep in your bed?
[o0] Sing car karaoke w/ me?
[o0] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[o0] give me a piggyback ride?
[o0] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere
[o0] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[o0] lick my cheek?
[o0] dance with me?
[o0] let me make you breakfast?
[o0] help me with homework?
[o0] tickle me to death?
[o0] let me tickle you?
[o0] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[o0] play strip poker with me?
[o0] say yes if i asked you out?
[o0] get wasted with me?
[o0] instant message me?
[o0] greet me in public?
[o0] hang out with me?
[o0] bring me around your friends?


D0 Y0U...
[o0] think im cute?
[o0] think im hot?
[o0] want to kiss me?
[o0] want to cuddle with me?
[o0] want to hook up with me?


ARE WE...
[o0] aquintences?
[o0] friends?
[o0] in a relationship?


AM i...
[o0] smart?
[o0] funny?
[o0] cool?
[o0] loveable?
[o0] adorable?
[o0] compassionate?
[o0] annoying?
[o0] great to be with?
[o0] attractive?
[o0] mean?
[o0] odd?


HAVE Y0U EVER...
[o0] thought about me?
[o0] thought there might be an "us"?
[o0] thought about hookin up with me?
[o0] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[o0] wished i were there?
[o0] grabbed me?
[o0] had a crush on me?
[o0] wanted my number?


ARE Y0U...
[o0] done with this survey?
[o0] happy you know me?
[o0] mad at me?
[o0] thinkin bout me?
[o0]going to repost this int your blog so that i will return the favor

I truly am tired of this,
A final thought on the situation,
I love you
I love you
I love you.
Good-bye,
This makes me sick but I will stop trying, I will try to stop loving you in the way that I do,
My own physical and mental health depend on it,
You two please stay together,
If you split up I will go back to thinking there is hope,
And destroy myself in the process
I love you

Pick the MONTH that you were born and put it on the SUBJECT LINE. Then re-post it AS YOUR OWN BULLETIN. Your friends might understand you better...


----------JANUARY-------------------
Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone* always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. loves music. pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. A fighter. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.

----------FEBRUARY--------------------
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match.

-----------------MARCH--------------------
Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.

------------------APRIL-------------------
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking. generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer evryone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. hott but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye will introduce themself and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.

-----------------MAY-----------------
A born Leader (if late May birthday). Loved by the oppisite sex. Loves to be spoiled and spoil back. Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Amazingly the best by far in bed ( i wish). Has all the answers to make others happy. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Not shy towards oppisite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the lowerback and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves Sports, literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home (unless accompanied). (haha I like that last one) Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Definatly a keeper. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak to much in the next day.
------------JUNE-------------
You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become oneof your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.

----------------JULY--------------
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days

------------AUGUST---------------
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.

------------SEPTEMBER---------------
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. If you do not repost this in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.

---------------OCTOBER-------------------
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, the sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years.

---------------NOVEMBER--------------------
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest women are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. repost in 5 mins & you will excell in a major event coming up sometime this month.

---------------DECEMBER---------------
This straight-up means ur the most good-looking person possible Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. loves music. pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. A hott new guy/girl will catch your eye & you will catch theirs too in the next 6 days, if you repost in the next 5 mins.

George Bush went to an elementary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR.
After his talk he offered question time. One little boy put up his hand and
George asked him his name.

"Stanley," responded the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support
of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Fourth, why are we so worried
about gay-marriage when 1/3 of all Americans don't have health insurance?

Just then, the bell rang for recess. George Bush informed the kiddies that
they will continue with questions after recess.

When they resumed George said, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right,
question time. Who has a question?

Another little boy put up his hand. George asked him his name.

"Steve," he responds.

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"Actually, I have 6 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without
the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so
worried about gay marriage when 1/3 of all Americans don't have health
insurance? Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And
sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"

In Flander's Fields, the poppies blow,
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place, and in the sky,
The larks, still bravely singing, flew
Scarce heard amist the guns below,
We are the dead,
Sort days ago we lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved, and were loved, and now we lie and Flander's Fields
Take up our quarrel with the foe,
To you from failing hands we throw the torch,
Be yours to hold it high,
If ye break faith with us who die,
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flander's Fields.