About me??? Well that will be short... Huh. Okay I have a weird sense of humor and I, uh, am just weird I guess. *cough* Okay So I work at this place and I have these friends and I go to this school... my day is all kind of a blur... OH! And I want to start a sex toy store when I'm older... and I'm not joking either... not one of those sleazy places, but a healthy sex store with good service *snicker* (not THAT kind of service) and 'Orgasmo' is the featured film. OH! UPDATE! It will be called "The Healthy Habit. The Adult Toy Store" YAY!

I'm pretty open... its weird

"SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY!" Now THAT is true Calgarian STYLE!

I love my boyfriend to the bottom of my heart. He keeps my head above water when I'm in for the drowning.

I like...
GREEN DAY! (YAY! GREEN DAY!)
You know, music in general!
People (but not ignorant people)
Rabbits (they are funny)
My friends (we laugh too much)
PARTIES! (but not surprise parties...)
The phrase "HAHAHA It's funny 'cause its true"
Also "It's funny 'cause its sad"
And "It's funny 'cause it will never happen"
Reading
Funny Pictures
Lighters
Alphageti

"YOU'VE BEEN INFECTED!!!

You have just recieved an STD from the last person who sexed you!!! Go to the doctor and get it looked at, please, before sexing others and passing it on!

HOW EVER MANY PEOPLE YOU HAVE SEXED AND THE NUMBER WHO HAVE SEXED YOU IS HOW SEVERLY YOU HAVE BEEN INFECTED! (So, most of you have AIDS and can never again "sex" or "be sexed" or you will pass it on!) "
YEAH THAT WAS ME!!! I came up with that... just don't kick my ass if you have HIV/AIDS!!!
I'm currently creating another one like that, I just need the time!


10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is "Wrong"

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8 ) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans

I don't like...

Break-Up Emails... they are cold, but I forgive him.
Friends with Benefits... don't EVEN ask!
Shrimp and Cream Pie
Close-minded people (those of you who won't accept other peoples ideas/beliefs/religion/sexual preference/race/culture/friends/family and things in general THAT AREN'T HURTING ANYONE!)
President Bush (don't even try and email me to start a debat about that... because your probably ignorant)
Posers... they aren't funny
Friends who complain about you one minute and then smile at you the next...