Lonely im so lonely,
I have nobody,
To call my owwnnn
Im so lonely, im mr. Lonely
I have nobody,
To call my owwnnn
Im so lonely,

Yo this one here goes out to all my playas out there ya kno got to have one good girl whose always been there like ya
Kno took all the bullshit then one day she cant take it no more and decides to leave

I wont up in the middle of the night and I noticed my girl wasn't by my side, coulda sworn I was dreamin, for her I was
Feenin, so I hadda take a little ride, back tracking ova these few years, tryna figure out wat I do to make it go bad, cuz
Ever since my girl left me, my whole left life came crashin

Im so lonely (so lonely),
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl

Im so lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl

Cant belive I hadda girl like you and I just let you walk right outta my life, after all I put u thru u still stuck
Around and stayed by my side, what really hurt me is I broke ur heart, baby you were a good girl and I had no right, I
Really wanna make things right, cuz without u in my life girl

Im so lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody to call my own)
To call my own (to call my own) girl

Im so lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl

Been all about the world ain't neva met a girl that can take the things that you been through
Never thought the day would come where you would get up and run and I would be out chasing u
Cuz aint nowhere in the globe id rather be, aint noone in the globe id rather see then the girl of my dreams that made me
Be so happy but now so lonely

So lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own)

Im so lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girrll

Never thought that id be alone, I didnt hope you'd be gone this long, I jus want u to come home, so stop playing girl and
Come on home (come on home), baby girl I didn't mean to shout, I want me and you to work it out, I never wished Id ever
Hurt my baby, and its drivin me crazy cuz...

Im so lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own)

Im so lonely (so lonely)
Im mr. Lonely (mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girll

Lonely, so lonely
So lonely, (so lonely),
Mr. Lonely, so lonely
So lonely, so lonely, (so lonely), Mr. Lonely

How Asian Are You?
[x] Are you asian in the first place?
[x] Were you born in an asian country?
[ ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT?
[x] Do you eat rice almost every single day?
[x] Can you use chopsticks?
[x] Have you taken chinese/korean/etc school as a kid?
[ ] Can you speak an asian language?
[x] Do you spike(guys)/highlight(girls) your hair?
[x] Do you have an "azn crew"?
[ ] Do you get at least a 3.0 gpa?
Total: 6

[ ] Are you or were you once a fob?
[ ] Have you designed a website before?
[x] Do you know the song "got rice?"
[x] Have you dated/want to date Asian girls/boys?
[ ] Do your sns/email have the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, Xx...xX, oO..,Oo, etc?
[ ] Is your last name Park, lee, chang, wang, wong, kim, chow, or yu?
[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house?
[ ] You have both an asian and an english name
[ ] Do you watch/ read anime?
[x] Do you listen to techno?
Total: 4

[ ] Do you listen to asian music?
[x] Have you watched asian movies?
[ ] Can you rave?
[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[x] Do you play counterstrike, starcraft, warcraft, diablo, etc?
[ ] Are you a master at DDR?
[ ] Do you play the violin/piano?
[ ] Do your parents beat you if you get bad grades?
[ ] Are you going / taking any honors classes?
[x] Do you/your parents drive an asian made car?
Total: 4

[ ] Are you a very good artist?
[ ] Do you speak ur asian language w/ your friends?
[x] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market in an azn community?
[ ] Do you slurp soup?
[x] Do you have small eyes?
[x] Have you visited your home country at least twice?
[ ] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[x] Do you have/had glasses or braces?
[ ] Do you like to read?
[ ] Do you NOT have an allowance?
Total: 4

[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[x] Are your parents fobs?
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?
[x] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?
[ ] Have you ever solved a rubik's cube?
[x] Do you read manga?
[ ] Is the mall your hang out place?
[ ] Do you think you're short?
[x] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use?
[ ] Do you have AzN PrIdE?!
Total: 6

Now add up all your answers and multiply by 2. That's how Asian you are.

24 x 2 = 48%

Put and X in all the things you have/own then at the bottom bold if you are
Ghetto, Average, Spoiled, Filthy Rich.

I have a..

[x] Mother
[x] Father
[ ] Brother
[x] Sister
[_] Nephew
[_] Niece
[x] Cell phone
[_] Own bathroom
[x] Own room
[x] 2 story house
[ ] Swimming pool
[x] Guest room
TOTAL: 7

[x] Full or bigger bed
[ ] More than 5 pairs of shoes
[x] Sunglasses/shades
[x] Watch
[x] Mp3 player/iPod
[ ] PS2
[ ] Xbox
[x] Nintendo DS or PSP
[x] Gameboy Advanced
[x] Gamecube
TOTAL: 7

[_] Basketball hoop
[_] Air hockey table
[ ] Pool table
[_] Ping pong table
[_] Foosball table
[_] Trampoline
[ ] Own a surfboard/wakeboard/snowboard/skateboard etc
TOTAL: 0

[x] Nightstand
[x] Stereo in bedroom.
[ ] DVD player in room
[ ] Have something from Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister
[x] Gets $100+ each month
[ ] Shops at AE
[x] Owns Gucci, Dooney & Bourke, Louis Vuitton, Coach, Guess
[x] Wears Lacoste
[x] Parents give you credit card
TOTAL: 6


[x] Job
[x] Goes shopping at least once a week
[x] Expensive cologne/perfume
[x] MSN
[x] Camera
TOTAL: 5


[_] Electric/gas scooter
[ ] Guitar/Drums/Bass guitar
[x] Piano/Keyboard
[x] Any other instrument
[_] Hammock
[_] Been on a cruise
[x] Traveled out of the country
[ ] Personal trainer
[ ] Expensive jewelry
[ ] Met a celebrity
TOTAL: 3

[ ] Straightener/curling iron
[_] Been to a batting cage
[x] $100+ on you right now
[x] Credit card or atm card, debit card
[_] Been to Hawaii
[ ] Been to NYC
[ ] Been to Washington
[ ] Been to CA
[x] Been to Florida.
[_] Been to Mexico
[_] Been to the Bahamas
TOTAL: 3

[x] Car
[x] Pet
[_] Ranch or cabin or cottage
[ ] Been to 5+ states in the US
[x] 20+ buddies on myspace
[x] More than one house
TOTAL: 4

[x] Home cooked meal almost every day
[ ] Been in a limo
[_] Been in a helicoptor
[x] Own a camcorder
[x] Own a laptop
TOTAL: 3

TOTAL: 38

11-22 - Ghetto
23-30 - average
31-40 - SPOILED
41+ - Filthy Rich