Nurses are not supposed to laugh...
Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
... "Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. It's length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery.
... Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could.
"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Fred replied.
She ran out of the room.
I told my self from the beginning not to fall for you, but my heart refused , i just couldn't because you caught me from the second you smiled, i told my self when you came into my life i would hold onto you forever because i never wanted you to leave, i told my self when you left i would sit here and never let go, i tell my self now im not good enough but that doesnt stop me from sitting here and waiting...
i love you.
the person i use to love for 3 years comes back asks me to dump my boyfriend , because he loves me and wants to be with me but i did whats best and stayed with what makes me happier then ever... and in the end i loose person 1 as a friend.. and person 2 well long story short im single? mann....
Child said to his mom, "Mommy, I colored your sheets with lipstick!" In anger she started to hit her child until he was unconscious. Then, she regretted what she had done, and crying said to her child, "Please open your eyes!" But it was too late, his tiny heart had stopped beating. When she walked into her bedroom, the sheet said "I LOVE YOU MOMMY." Copy and paste this for 1 hour if you're against child abuse:'(
i loved you like the was no tomorrow, i sat around for two years holding on.. if you cared why didnt you show, cause now your coming when its to late.. it hurts to say and i dont wanna hurt you but im over it now :3 what we had is special and we dont have anything anymore. its over. done. and it has bin for months. all this time i hurt and hurt and hurt thinking it was just me holding on , you new thats how i felt so why didnt you show it. Everything happens for a reason and im inlove with someone else :3
im sorry i truly am hope some day you with understand that you were the one who first went the opposite way i stayed in the same place and now i moved right. as you were left.. i cant turn back i cant.. history will always repeat its self.
I look alive, I'm dead inside. My heart has holes and black blood flows.
We'll do some drugs, well fall in love and get fucked up while the world
just shrugs. With no thought Logically. Were wondering the streets so
aimlessly. I hate to see these kids just being put down so painlessly.
And people say you Dye your hair and wear tight jeans, that
doesn�t mean. That you can�t scream, or like loud noise, you got a choice,
you have a voice. And just because you showed no love and hate on us
you fucked our trust. Now watch we thrust this Knife Called Lust into
my Chest until it Bust.
This love , This Hate
Is burning me away
It's hard to face that we're all the same
This love, This Hate
Is Burning me away
DEAR INTERNET wanna fucking work for once!
think im gonna delete everything nex, facebook, msn , and loose the cellphone so done with contact with people. and being fucked over and hurt... so done.
