Bowling, Car racing, Curling, Football (American), Hockey
Activities:
Driving, Listening to music, Pool/Billiards, Dancing
Outdoor:
Camping, Fishing, Going to the beach, Hunting, Hiking, Backpacking, Exploring, Traveling
ABOUT ME
Sup? My name is Eric, I am a 17 year old, Ukrainian guy, who likes to have fun. I'm big and tall, I have brown hair and greeny blue eyes. I'm tough and rough. I play high school football at ABJ, in Sherwood Park. I love to play football and I love to hunt. Big, fast trucks and hot chicks interest me. I"m used to spending money and love doing it! Although I guess you might say "I have a champagne taste, on a beer budget." To me, the perfect girl would be, a HOT red head, who is fun and funny, and has a nice, kool, car or better yet a wicked, jacked, big truck. I played football for the Sherwood Park Rams, we won the PROVINCAIL CHAMPIONSHIP 2003 and 2004! 2 Provincial Rings baby!
WHAT I LIKE
I like LOTS of things!
- I like hanging out with my friends new and old!
Shout out to my old friends Jeralyn, Olga, and Murray! (You're all still my friends!)
Another Shout Out to SKID ROW!
(Lunch will never be the same)
- Football!
The Sherwood Park Rams
Provincial Champians 2003 and 2004!
I have 2 Provincial Rings baby! ! !
I KNOW, I KNOW, my "name" is DodgeDude but I'm a FORD FAN!
What can I say, it was all I could think of that wasn't already taken.
- Rims
- Cool Cars
- Hot Chicks! (red heads or brunettes)
Hot Country Girls
- Movies (every kind)
My Favorite Movie of All Time
- COUNTRY music ... and some others.
* garth brooks
* big and rich
* brooks and dunn
* george strait
* paul brandt
* road hammers
* terri clark
* rascal flatts
* reba
* faith hill
* tim mcgraw
* toby keith
* aerosmith
* deff leppard
* ac / dc
* the 22-20's
* the red jumpsuit apperatus
* my chemical romance
* cascada
* benni benassi
YOU KNOW YOU ARE AT A ZABAVA WHEN:
~People wait in anticipation for the sound of Kolomayka music! (followed by a frantic rush to the dance floor)
~You cannot go more than 5 minutes without hearing the words 'BUDMO' or 'HEY'
~The bar is stocked with numerous bottle of vodka for those frequent round of shots
~ You get asked to dance by at LEAST one old man
~The food is actually made by babas in the kitchen, and tastes just like home.
~No bird dance or YMCA here, its the butterfly and heel toe polka at these functions
~Champagne.. what is champagne? You mean rum and coke? or rye and coke?
~ You show up at dance practice the next day with the same hair, make up and dress that you wore the night before.
~You can name over 50% of the crowd because you have met them at church/ dancing/ Ukrainian classes at school.
~ Your legs are polka-ed out and you can't feel them, but who cares!
~ Wine is a 'weapon of choice' for some people
~DAI BOHZHE is said by everyone at LEAST 5 times over the course of the evening
~ 10 people to a table? More like 15 sitting shoulder to shoulder
~Everyone knows the words to 'Hey Zabava' 'Yarema' and 'Viter Vie'
~There is not a poorly dressed person in sight!
~There may be non-Ukrainians in attendance but you cant tell, the real Ukrainians have converted them.
~An accordian is not an uncommon instrument in the band
~You can ask anyone to polka and the response is NEVER 'im sorry I don't know how!'
~The dance floor is NEVER empty
~The average age of the people there drop
This is definitely true...
... definitely! ! !
(Dosen't mean I won't give you other girls a chance!) LOL
92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasnt cool to breathe anymore. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your ass off!
HATES
- Nip racers - Golf - Independent movies
- RAP (i don't understand it)
- People who think they're better then everyone else
- People who smoke - Drugs - People who think they always need someone by their side,
ya you ppl know who you are - People who act like something they're not