loving my boy, and loving my beautiful daughter. <3
<3
lynette grandmaison
whatsa mattah puddin'?
bonjour. gruss dich. yo wassup. g'day mate. top o'the mornin' to ya. good mornin', eh. i am harleen quinzel lynette grandmaison. i'm full of grand. no unfortunately i don't have a big house. but i wish i did. mm. i just found a spec of melted chocolate on my middle finger. lovelyyyyy. anywhores, i'm nineteen. i probably won't like you if all your after is tail.
i'm happily taken by a brilliant guy named frankie tennisco, and we have the most beautiful daughter in the entire world!
anybody who can make me laugh is okalie dokalie in my handy dandy notebook. i'm pansexual. google it. i like acting. writing. long walks on the beach, and taquitos. i can be fun, i suppose. but really, i'm kind of an asshole. think of me as the female version of gregory house md. yeah. that bad. save for the pill poppin', alcoholism, and the cane. although i do have a limp on really bad days, so i suppose i could use a cane if i so wished. and yes, i do call people idiots all the time. i have a twin brother named theo. check out 'his' nex account bros and bras.
--aka.theo;
i also have a split personality. scary huh? yea, that's true. ask any of my friends, quite a few of them have seen her. her name is scarlett-dawn, and apparently she has an australian accent so thick it could make crocodile dundee shit his pants from sheer awesomeness. i wish i had the accent normally. i'm german zieg heil, french i can has frogs legs?, irish .... hiccup?, and australian DINGO ATE MAH BEBE! D<