1. I am Cory Christie
2. I have a tremendous ability to withstan pain
3. I can overcome injuries like no other
4. I never milk an injury
5. I never demand speacial attention
6. Im allway smiling
7. I tell great jokes
8. I have a 32" waist
9. I am an excellent dancer for a big man
10. I know all of Victoria's Secrests
11. I was allways picked first for dodge ball in grammar school
12. I once scored 6 touchdowns in a football game
13. I descovered Yao Ming
14. Despite my great tallent I allways remain a humble and giving person
15. I am a legend in the making
16. I once took world chess champion Garry Kasparov to a time-limit draw
17. I have been offered a million dollars to pose in playgirl magazine (But respectfully declined)
18. I too despise Carrot Top
19. I am a scrach golfer
20. Hillary Duff wants to date me
21. Christy hemme wants to date me
22. Lindsay Lohan wants to date me
23. Trish Stratus wouldn't mind spending some alone time with me
24. Tony Robbins comes to me for advice
25. I have a perfect pitch
26. I have perfect hair
27. The producers of the Bachelor asked me to star on it
26. I never fail to pick up the check
27. Donald Trump has me on speed dial
28. I allways tell the truth
29. I taught Eminem everything he knows about rap music
30. My socks allways match
31. I allways open the door for a lady
32. No one ever gets more than a kiss on the first date (Unless there is a speacial request)
33. I allways remember to put the toilot seat down
34. Like David Hasselhoff, I am a huge rock star in Europe
35. I go to the dentist every 6 months
36. I floss after every meal
37. I never swear (yeah F***in right)
38. I can name the Capital of every South Ameriacan Country
39. I am not only the founder of ther Cory Christie Fan Club but I am also a member
40. Upon the death of George Harrison I generously offered my services for a Beatles reunion tour
41. I can recite the Iliad by heart- in greek
42. I knoe the exact value of pi
43. I have a autographed copy of the Bible
44. I introduced Bill Gates to the concept of the operating system
45. I am undefeted in Madden 2005
46. I beleve Pete Rose should be in the Baseball hall of fame no matter what anyone else says
47. Turned down the lead role in the Passion of Christ
48. I introduced Ben Affleck to Jennifer Lopez
49. I always send my mother flowers on Mothers Day
50. I came up with 800 uses for the Peanut
51. I proved that G= mc2 not E=mc2
52. I love supermodels for there minds not there bodys
53. I forgive you for booing me
54. I was awarded an honoary doctorate from Oxford University
55. I advised Kevin Costner not to do Waterworld
56. I have sampled all 31 flavors at Baskin-Robbins
57. I allways rewind my video tapes when I return them
58. I wash my hands-- whether I'm an employee or not
59. I tought the guys from Queer eye for the strait guy every thing they know about style
60. I gave Team Canada the greatest encouragement speach right befor they won the gold meatals
61. John Cena wants me to be his in ring tag team partner
62. He also wants to lay a record down with me
63. I told Jessica Simpson befor she got married that Nick can't be trusted
64. I turned down the part of Joey because I owed Matt Le'Blanc a favor
65. Gene Simmons asked me to be the fith member of KISS but I said no because I don't wear makeup
66. Supermodel Heidi Klum says I have the reflection of perfection
67. Carlito Caribbean Cool says I am more cool than he is
68. My boss thinks I am a hottie (and shes married)
69. Jenna Jameson has asked me many times to co-star in her videos
70. I make dykes Straight again
71. I am worth $2,196,898.00 on humanforsale.com
72. Kurt Angle dedicated his gold meatal victory to me
73. I was JBL's first choise for his Cheif of Staff
74. Jerred Nicklen Lead singer from Discourse Poetic says im the coolest f***ing dude alive
75. Rick James is my b****
76. I am the real Slim Shady
77. I let the dogs out
78.There is a HUGE party in my pants
79. I am a peep of the Christain Coalation
80. Voted for myself NOT Pedro
81. Never backs down
82. Never Quits
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