6% of Nexopians claim to be gangster as fuck. Post this in your profile if you wish to ninja chop them and sell their kidneys on Ebay.
"Gangsters" are rarely in gangs.
My Computer's a pithy STD infected strumpet bitch, so I'm just going to put this in, and hope that it works; I dont get on very often, cause my computer is evil. Pure evil. Uhhh... here, read the rest of this, if you feel the need, it is hashed together from everyone elses, just like everyone else. It's all greek to me though, this is totally, totally bereft of any effort, I redid this when i got too bored. Truthfully, I'll be too bored to finish i bet. In my natural habitat I am too lazy to type something worthwile, so that's what you get, lol.
Uhhh... Ya, I have a Brother, a Sister(married and moved), and I had a Dog (Trish), Rest her spirit. Yea, thats all my family. Except my parents and they aren't worth mentioning.
I like D&D, Soccer, games of all variety, ie. gump, capture the 'flag', and other sporting events. Oh, yeah, and hurting people. Thats fun too.
Anyway, I am offically bored, so have a pathetic list of stuff;one of those generic quizzes
I have a bunch of friends, ummm basically look at my friends list, lol.
Ummm Aurevoire (awesome summer party, lol),
Facelessone (You're just cool. I do not know why.),
Hollywoodno1 (Max, the raging angry lesbian... cough ^^... with sand in her vagina. YO ADRIAN!),
LadySerpent (prrr... *scratch*),
Panda-Bear (... it's amber.. I can't describe her),
Rumplecraig (Rumple Craigstan! "MATT DAMON!!!!"),
xXsparkyXx (Brandy! Bitingness for you!),
Zotan-Besaid (Stuart. You are just cool. Huzzah for blue!),
[~LOOKS THROUGH~] Multicolor eyes
[~COMBS~] Black hair
[~STANDS~] 5'8"ish
[~LOVE TO HEAR~] Holy shit! Everybody run like fuck!
[~LIFE LONG DREAM~] Firearms are abolished, with the exception of the mounted variety.
[~WRITES WITH~] right hand
[~LISTENS TO~] Mostly goth operas and metal
[~ATTENDS~] Home School
[~PROUD TO BE~] A fur, A friend, and an irreversibly terible asshole who kicks more wigger ass than you.
[~INSPIRED TO~] Write, pwn.
[~WANTS TO BE~] Pilot, or a welder
[~FAVORITE SUBJECTS~] P.E., Metal
[~MOST HATED SUBJECTS~] Planning
FRIENDS
- ~*aliciabff20, Female
- cloaked-drow23, Male
- ColorCrazed21, Female
- Goodmemories;Eh64, Female
- HULK*SMASH21, Female
- jloseth6923, Female
- *Jula*21, Female
- kittenvampire23, Female
- Monkey-punk22, Female
- RumpleCragstan23, Male
- sexyblonde1622, Female
- XxneverokxX22, Female
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September 08, 2008These are pictures Nexopia has moved into the gallery when we updated our picture system.
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BASICS
| Height: | 169 cm - 173 cm (5'7" - 5'8") |
| Weight: | 51 Kg - 55 Kg (111 lbs - 120 lbs) |
| Birthday: | February 19, 1989 |
| Sexual Orientation: | Heterosexual |
| Dating: | Married |
| Living Situation: | Living with significant other |
| Location: | Penticton, Okanagan, British Columbia, Canada |
| Join Date: | 04:31am | Oct 22, '05 |
| Profile Updated: | 04:26am | Dec 17, '09 |
| Last Active: | 10:27am | Apr 13, '10 |
INTERESTS
| Reading Material: | Fiction, Fantasy, Graphic novels, Magazines, Newspapers, Myths and Legends, Non-fiction, Sci-fi |
| Movies: | Anime, Classic, Comedy, Psychological Thrillers, Science Fiction, Spy/Political Thrillers |
| Art: | Acting, Body Art, Doodling, Drawing, Clothing design, Film/Video Making, Journal Writing, Painting, Photography, Pottery, Sculpture, Singing, Song Writing, Writing |
| Animals/Pets: | Cats, Dogs, Rodents |
| Video Games: | First person shooter, Role Playing, Simulations, Strategy |
| Cars: | Audio, Modifications, Classics |
| Music: | Classic Rock, Classical, Death Metal, Drum & Bass, Emo, Gospel, Goth, Jazz, Metal, Progressive, Punk, Rock, Ska, Techno, Trance |
| Sports: | Badminton, Bicycling, BMX, Boxing, Cheerleading, Football (American), Gymnastics, Hiking, Hockey, Horseback Riding, Jogging, Kickboxing, Lacrosse, Martial Arts, Mountain Biking, Paintball, Rock Climbing, Rowing, Rugby, Running, Sailing, Skiing, Soccer, Softball, Swimming, Track and Field, Water-skiing, Weight lifting, Wrestling, Ringette, Fencing |
| Activities: | Clubbing, Cooking, Current Affairs, Drinking, Driving, Gambling, Karaoke, Listening to music, Partying, Poker, Pool/Billiards, Reading, Traveling, Darts, Raving |
| Musical Instruments: | Fiddle, Flute, Harp, Harmonica, Kit Drums, Organ, Pan pipes, Trombone, Trumpet, Viola, Violin |
| Outdoor: | Camping, Fishing, Gardening, Going to the beach, Hunting, Hiking, Backpacking, Paddling, Exploring, Orienteering, Sightseeing, Traveling |
| Computers: | Apple, Chatrooms/IRC, Gaming, Graphics, Hardware, Instant Messaging |
ABOUT ME
LIKES
Seanbaby:
Omg... I love him... he is my god. The funny god. Nobody but he inspired me to detonate those fireworks. And now i know exactly how im going to die. By throwing a malitov coctail into a fireworks stand. Thank you, holy one.
Ninjas:
Ninjas are the coolest thing ever. Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesom that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. if you don't believe me, check this out: www.realultimatepower.net .Copy this section into your likes section to show that you are a ninja, and when the ninjas rule the world you will be spared from thier totally, totally awesome wrath.
Generic Lists of likes:
-Sweet, sweet Joanna... HAVE MY BABY!!!!
-Open-Mindedness (never knock it 'til you try it)
-Intelligent conversations / debates
-Romance (yeah I'm a cheezball, but you wouldn't know it by looking at me)
-Sports (or anything that gets me worked out at least)
-Riddles (or anything that makes me think)
-RPGs (of all kinds,video game or otherwise)
-Hippos (Because Ninjas and Hippos are blood brothers until the end of time)
-Hippos (seriosly, have you seen those things fight? they could beat an entire pirate ship down)
-Gamma rays that suppress all sonic vibration on earth, countered only by the presence of the R-wave, emitted by electronics and mammals(and some trees), which proves that all falling trees make no sound unless someone is around to hear it. TAKE THAT YOU CADET BASTARDS!
Omg... I love him... he is my god. The funny god. Nobody but he inspired me to detonate those fireworks. And now i know exactly how im going to die. By throwing a malitov coctail into a fireworks stand. Thank you, holy one.
Ninjas:
Ninjas are the coolest thing ever. Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesom that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. if you don't believe me, check this out: www.realultimatepower.net .Copy this section into your likes section to show that you are a ninja, and when the ninjas rule the world you will be spared from thier totally, totally awesome wrath.
Generic Lists of likes:
-Sweet, sweet Joanna... HAVE MY BABY!!!!
-Open-Mindedness (never knock it 'til you try it)
-Intelligent conversations / debates
-Romance (yeah I'm a cheezball, but you wouldn't know it by looking at me)
-Sports (or anything that gets me worked out at least)
-Riddles (or anything that makes me think)
-RPGs (of all kinds,video game or otherwise)
-Hippos (Because Ninjas and Hippos are blood brothers until the end of time)
-Hippos (seriosly, have you seen those things fight? they could beat an entire pirate ship down)
-Gamma rays that suppress all sonic vibration on earth, countered only by the presence of the R-wave, emitted by electronics and mammals(and some trees), which proves that all falling trees make no sound unless someone is around to hear it. TAKE THAT YOU CADET BASTARDS!
DISLIKES
Pirates.
Everyone knows that Pirates and Ninjas are eternal enemies and will never come to peace. As long as both exists, there will always be wars. Which is why Pirates need to be destroyed. And no, they can't just be friends. Friends are for wusses.
Natives that pretend to have a culture whilst relying upon Canadian culture for tax exemption, free land, a free house, and more, and then also being 'gangsters' and adopting black culture, and calling each other Nigga. Also, for being, per capita, worse than Quebeccers in the suck department. A LOT fewer french people become hookers and drug addicts, and there are more of them. Natives have EVERY FUCKING ADVANTAGE THERE IS, and unerringly fail and become cracked-out bitches, theives, or nobodies. Have some fucking racial pride and make something of your fucking pathetic selves. This is not racism, I just hate to see this amount of failure in a group of people who claim to be nobler. I am no racist.
Porkbeasts and other ham-scented individuals:
Yeah... you dont want to know, suffice to say, fatties cant catch me, because they invented the remote and AOL(lol, bt aOl r teh pwn cuz i r usin it rowffle on yor wafflezx LOL!!!!!111!1*barf*)
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The smell of hamburger helper and/or squirting. Seriously Amber, thats just gross. Cytheria is the only one who can pull that off. GO PORNSTAR PREISTESS!
The motherfucking french:
And the regular type too! Their sooooo good at surrendering. The ONLY war they have won in the last 1000 years without first being shattered by the Germans or decimated by the English was the French Revolution, and there were more of them, plus they were fighting french people.
Generic List of Dislikes:
-You damned illitterates, and people who cant read at the speed they talk or better. It's a sign of being a moron.
-Morons
-Closed-Mindedness
-Stupidity
-Guys that cheat on their girlfriends. (Fuckin' bastards, girls dont handle emotions well.. they leak from their faces...)
-Girls that cheat on their boyfriends. (It's worse for guys somehow... moral support or something)
-Immaturity (Although It's ok if you want to be like that a little)
-Homophobes
-That boy who called me a sandwich... that was so harsh funny, I hate him
-Conformists (the intentional kind... conforming to things is unavoidable, but depriving one's self of indapendant thought and style is sick)
-Anti-Conformists (wow, a whole new breed of conformists!)
-People who somehow belive Christ never sinned and therefore was the son of god (Seriously, thats sad, i can think of like 10 ways off the top of my head)
-Groupies (anyone that can't see past a single musical group is obsessed, and obsession is dumb, exept for over Joanna... sweet, sweet Jo-Jo...)
-Drugs, when used in excess (Only if their used as a crutch or for an addiction)
-Relationship Addicts (Being addicted to a relationship is like being addicted to drugs, exept creepier)
-Guys that take advantage of drunk woman (Some people really need to be taught a lesson in chivalry)
Everyone knows that Pirates and Ninjas are eternal enemies and will never come to peace. As long as both exists, there will always be wars. Which is why Pirates need to be destroyed. And no, they can't just be friends. Friends are for wusses.
Natives that pretend to have a culture whilst relying upon Canadian culture for tax exemption, free land, a free house, and more, and then also being 'gangsters' and adopting black culture, and calling each other Nigga. Also, for being, per capita, worse than Quebeccers in the suck department. A LOT fewer french people become hookers and drug addicts, and there are more of them. Natives have EVERY FUCKING ADVANTAGE THERE IS, and unerringly fail and become cracked-out bitches, theives, or nobodies. Have some fucking racial pride and make something of your fucking pathetic selves. This is not racism, I just hate to see this amount of failure in a group of people who claim to be nobler. I am no racist.
Porkbeasts and other ham-scented individuals:
Yeah... you dont want to know, suffice to say, fatties cant catch me, because they invented the remote and AOL(lol, bt aOl r teh pwn cuz i r usin it rowffle on yor wafflezx LOL!!!!!111!1*barf*)
O
The smell of hamburger helper and/or squirting. Seriously Amber, thats just gross. Cytheria is the only one who can pull that off. GO PORNSTAR PREISTESS!
The motherfucking french:
And the regular type too! Their sooooo good at surrendering. The ONLY war they have won in the last 1000 years without first being shattered by the Germans or decimated by the English was the French Revolution, and there were more of them, plus they were fighting french people.
Generic List of Dislikes:
-You damned illitterates, and people who cant read at the speed they talk or better. It's a sign of being a moron.
-Morons
-Closed-Mindedness
-Stupidity
-Guys that cheat on their girlfriends. (Fuckin' bastards, girls dont handle emotions well.. they leak from their faces...)
-Girls that cheat on their boyfriends. (It's worse for guys somehow... moral support or something)
-Immaturity (Although It's ok if you want to be like that a little)
-Homophobes
-That boy who called me a sandwich... that was so harsh funny, I hate him
-Conformists (the intentional kind... conforming to things is unavoidable, but depriving one's self of indapendant thought and style is sick)
-Anti-Conformists (wow, a whole new breed of conformists!)
-People who somehow belive Christ never sinned and therefore was the son of god (Seriously, thats sad, i can think of like 10 ways off the top of my head)
-Groupies (anyone that can't see past a single musical group is obsessed, and obsession is dumb, exept for over Joanna... sweet, sweet Jo-Jo...)
-Drugs, when used in excess (Only if their used as a crutch or for an addiction)
-Relationship Addicts (Being addicted to a relationship is like being addicted to drugs, exept creepier)
-Guys that take advantage of drunk woman (Some people really need to be taught a lesson in chivalry)
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If you grew up in the 90's you've gotta read this
Anybody under the age of 14 should not read this its a waste.
Just because you were born in '96 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.
It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but four conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.
You're a 90's kid if:
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain , and Two Stupid Dogs. and cybersix
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!
You just cant resist finishing this... "Iiiiiiin west philladelphia born and raised..."
You remember TGIF on ABC. Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when, 2Pac and Selena died.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You remember the craze, then the banni
Anybody under the age of 14 should not read this its a waste.
Just because you were born in '96 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.
It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but four conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.
You're a 90's kid if:
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain , and Two Stupid Dogs. and cybersix
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!
You just cant resist finishing this... "Iiiiiiin west philladelphia born and raised..."
You remember TGIF on ABC. Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when, 2Pac and Selena died.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You remember the craze, then the banni