Bye nex.
<33.

Polar Bear = (canary + coal mine) + 1 000lbs.

EVERYONE COME BITCH AT ME FOR MY 'REQUIEM OF A DREAM' BLOG

Controversy is my middle name

Sad movie? I don't think so.
Drugs don't ruin lives.
They save them.
That's what this movie showed me.

The son, with the loss of his arm, is now off dope.
The friend, who is now in jail, is off the streets and not selling drugs.
The girlfriend, gets into porn and gets a load of cash.
The mother, who is now in an institute, gets cared for like how she wanted.

Happily Ever After.
The End.

I'm not sure if I wanna put it back in or not.

Eyeee
Neeed
Sleep

...I hear the dryer and it's squeaking and clinking in triplets. It's all bur bur click bur bur click bur bur click ...and I think this is amazing.

Then after listening and tapping along for a few minutes I notice it's doing a waltz, click, bur dur, click, bur dur, click, bur dur dur bur.

Then after listening to it for a little while longer I figure out it's not actually doing different pitched sounds...that's my mind playing tricks on me...and I can make it stay at the same tone...

Then after a few seconds of that I realize I can shut out the sound and even though I KNOW the sound is there I can't hear it and then I get freaked out and write a blog about it.

THE HUMAN MIND IS SO COOL.
OMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFG.

I named it iTouchMyself

PS -- I just noticed how ugly and weird a word seven is...

I am Jack's colon.
I get cancer and kill Jack.
Colon's let you poop.

DROP DEAD

I just got a strong urge to shave my face with whipped cream.
And then later with cake.