Sam is my fav person ever she is the most raddest chick i no she got me into drinkin and now im a alcohlic, she taught me well we have a tendence to get drunk alot and yah, we like to watch scary movies together but were both pussies cuz we have to shut off the hills have eyes, yah sam that was rad, and gettin up at 7am every morn to clean your house cuz we thought your dad was cummin home(even though he wasent) and yah she is my new drug dealer cuz I suck at it, but she is a shitty pimp so now i seel her girls for her, we kinda switched positions.man you dont even know i thinkwe should go down to my bedroom rright now and see where it goes from there but im going to know in about 5 mins(that was ryan) heh can u tell were hammered.....anywho we will continue talking about how great sam is, sam doesnt even know the type of girl that she is, the most gprgeous, most mature , best personality, and so much more baby


Yeah up top pretty much explains it. And so do the Likes and Dislikes ( except I love sam so it doesnt really explain my dislikes)








p.s. AMBER IS THE COOLEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!

Snowboarding,Surfing at Dannys house HAHA good times, Boating, Wakeboarding, HAHA Tubeing, Beaching, The Women, Cars, Kinda guy that will do Anything that looks appealing Or looks like you could have some fun doing it lol.And of course Sam duh!!

Good friends will be there to take your drink away
from you when they think you've had enough.
And of course my fav gal in the world Sam cuz we like to party hard together
But your best friends will look at u trippin over there
own two feet and saying "bitch, drink the rest of that.
You know we don't waste that kinda shit". -DANNY
DALLAS GEOFF THE GALS SAMM

A good friend would be there to bail you outta jail;
But a best friend would be sitting beside you in the jail cell sayin,
"Dude, that was fucking awsome!"

"Sometimes you just feel tired, feel weak
And when you feel weak, you feel like you wanna just give up
But you gotta search within you, try to find that inner strength
and just pull that shit out of you
And get that motivation not to give up, and not be a quitter
No matter how bad you wanna just fall flat on your face, and collapse"

Wow i love that quote althought the artist is quite controversial

The 7 most annoying things PEOPLE say or do:

1. when i call amber biiiiitchhhh!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when
I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for
the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it?

4. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid $7 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

5. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya now?

6. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.

7. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?


Always Do Sober What You Said You'd Do Drunk, That Will Teach You To Keep Your Mouth Shut LOL

People who fuck up your car and dont take responsibility for it...... ohhhhhhhh and stupid drunkin bastards that think there the shit .that about sums it up




~FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
*REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.( like eating all sam's food)

~FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
*REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

~FAKE FRIENDS: dont even get drunk with you
*REAI FRIENDS: will get drunk with you like SAM!!!!!!!!FUK YAH!

~FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
*REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we ###### up ... but that #### was fun!"

~FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
*REAl FRiENDS: cry with you(while watching scary movies with sam!!! that was scary shit)

~FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
*REAl FRiENDS: keep your #### so long they forget its yours.( like sam has your clothes and still wears them as her fav p-jammas )

~FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
*REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.( Like Sam knowing when your drunk )

~FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
*REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

~FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
*REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"( and like sam and walk in all hammered)

~FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
*REAL FRiENDS: Are for life.

~FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
*REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste ####."( Like Sam who will force you to drink the rest of the southern comfort with her even thou were both ready to puke our gutz out)

~FAKE FRiENDS: will talk #### to the person who talks #### about you.
*REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the #### out

~FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this
*REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real friends and hope to get it back!!( Like sam who is obviously on your nex all hammered with you fixin your shit up )