I didn't realize I was so forgettable.
Tally it up and Re-Post it as..."My Fine Is..."
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Masturbated -- $10
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25 [/colour]
You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me "Whiteboy", "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and you think it's OK.But if I call you, "Nigger", "Kike", "Towelhead", "Sand-nigger", "Camel Jockey", "Beaner", "Gook", or "Chink" you call me a racist.
You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
You have Miss Black America.
You have the United Negro College Fund.
You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month.
You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Yom Hashoah
You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi
You have the NAACP.
You have BET.
If we had WET(white entertainment television) we'd be racists.
If we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists.
If we had Miss White America, we'd be racists.
If we had white history month, we'd be racists.
If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives, we'd be racists.
If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships, you know we'd be racists.
There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US,
yet if there were "White colleges" that would be a racist college.
In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights.
If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it.
But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police officer shoots a black
gang member or beats up a black drug-dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.
I am proud.
But, you call me a racist.
Why is it that only whites can be racists?
If you agree put this in your blog or profile.[/b][/i]
In 2006 I've...
stayed single the whole year
got my first kiss
kissed someone new
made-out for the first time
made-out in/on a car
kissed in the snow
kissed in the rain
fell in love
had your heart broken
broke someone else's heart
had a stalker
had a good relationship with someone
questioned your sexual orientation
came out of the closet
had an abortion
gotten married
had a divorce
had a gay marriage
kissed someone of the same sex
done something you've regretted
lost faith in love
kissed under mistletoe
got a promotion
got a pay raise
changed jobs
lost your job
quit your job
dated a co-worker
dated your boss
dated your boss' daughter/son
got fired from your job
got straight A's
met one teacher you really like
met one teacher you really hated
found the subject you love
failed a class
cut class
skipped school
got into a fight with a classmate
did something you were proud of
discovered a new talent
gave the teachers a reason to teach
proved yourself an idiot
embarassed yourself in front of the class
fell in love with a teacher
got a lead in the school play
tried out for and made a sports team
were involved in something you'll never forget
got sent to the office
painted a picture
wrote a poem
ran a mile
listened to music you couldn't stand
double-dipped
skinny-dipped
went to a sleepover
went to camp
threw a surprise party
laughed till you cried
laughed till you peed in your pants
flirted shamelessly
visited a foreign country
visited another province
cooked a disasterous meal
lost something important to you
got a gift you adore
realized something new about yourself
went on a diet
tried to gain weight
dyed your hair
came close to losing your life
someone close to you died
went to a party
drank alchohol
drank alchohol underage
got drunk
got arrested
read a great book
saw a great movie
saw a movie so scary that it made you cry
saw your favorite band/artist live
saw someone famous in person
did something you want to tell everyone
enjoyed this year overall
1. You are absolutely amazing and I know I can always count on you to be there for me. You're way too nice to me for my own good, and I'm just waiting for you to be all "No Becky, Go home. You're a disgrace." But you never do and I love you for it.
2. You and me have kind of grown apart over the last couple of years and I am hating it. We used to have such fun times together and we had better have some more this year because its my last year here with you to make them happen. So call me up because I miss you. P.S. My mom thinks you look like Julia Stiles. Ha you even get a hint, you big goober.
3. You are really hard to write about and keep it anonymous. Mostly because I don't have a lot of good things to say about you. Lets just say I'm really disappointed in you and I'm really sorry you turned out to be as bad as they said you were.
4. Within the first few minutes of meeting you I knew that we were to be lifelong friends. You always know just what to say and if its 3 am and I'm upset you always are there to answer my texts and make me feel better. Don't ever leave me or I'll hunt you down. With meat. <33
5. I've known you since we were small children and I was definately frightened out of my mind. But you accepted me for the normal I was and transformed me into one of you. I love you so much and growing up with you has been one of the best experiences of my life.
6. You are always the one I go to for advice, even though you end up telling my secrets anyways. I still love you anyways because you can always make me laugh. You're a big geek. And its great.
7. You're that one friend I can always count on to get me in trouble and then be lucky enough to get me out of it. I don't know how you do it sometimes. Must be the luck of the Irish. Which probably gives this away. But I know you don't read these so doesn't matter anyway. You're the craziest person I know and will probably get yourself killed one day with all of the stunts you pull.
8. You might be surprised to find yourself on this list, if names were mentioned, so its a good thing they're not. Hanging out with you was just so easy it felt like we'd known each other for years instead of just a couple days. And I don't feel that way with just anyone, so that makes you special.
9. You and me are so much alike that we probably shouldn't hang out because we annoy others, but we always have a great time no matter what we're doing. You're A+ fun and I don't know what I did without you.
10. We used to be so close, I just don't know what happened to us. You made some choices I don't support and I wish that we could be good friends again, but because of the way you choose to live your life I just don't see how it can work anymore. But I'll never give up on the good times.
11. I have seen you at your best and at your worst, which I know you hate. And I'll miss you so much when I leave in a year. I love you more than anything and I'll always be there for you.
12. You're just plain weird. Why are you on my friends list? Lets just say we don't hang out.
13.You. I am so jealous of you. You always manage to get exactly what I want, exactly when I want it. Are you plotting against me? Because it sure seems like it.
14. Secretly, I think you're kindove a jerk. I really don't like you. There I said it. You're rude and you don't even know anything. But I don't wanna rock the boat so I'll play nice.
15. I want you. I don't want anybody else. When I think about you, I touch myself.