A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she had selected the following items: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A half carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A small head of romaine lettuce, A 2-pound can of coffee, And a 1-pound package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."[/size]
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BASICS
| Height: | 174 cm - 178 cm (5'9" - 5'10") |
| Weight: | 65 Kg - 68 Kg (141 lbs - 150 lbs) |
| Birthday: | July 26, 1991 |
| Sexual Orientation: | Heterosexual |
| Dating: | Single and looking |
| Living Situation: | Living with parents/relatives |
| Location: | Grande Prairie, Alberta, Canada |
| Join Date: | 06:50pm | Jan 22, '07 |
| Profile Updated: | 05:35am | Dec 17, '09 |
| Last Active: | 04:24am | Oct 14, '09 |
INTERESTS
| Reading Material: | Comic books |
| Movies: | Action, Comedy, Horror, Westerns |
| Art: | Body Art, Photography |
| Animals/Pets: | Cats, Dogs |
| Cars: | Audio, Car Clubs, Drag Racing, Drifting, Formula 1, Imports, Modifications, Offroad, Rally, Tuning, Classics |
| Music: | Alternative, Classic Rock, Country, Drum & Bass, Emo, Hardcore, Hip-Hop, Metal, Pop, Punk, Rap, Rock, Techno |
| Sports: | Badminton, Basketball, Bicycling, BMX, Body Building, Boxing, Car racing, Fishing, Golf, Hockey, Jogging, Mountain Biking, Paintball, Rock Climbing, Snowboarding, Volleyball, Weight lifting, Motocross, Fencing |
| Activities: | Drinking, Driving, Listening to music, Partying, Poker, Pool/Billiards, Traveling |
| Musical Instruments: | Kit Drums |
| Outdoor: | Camping, Fishing, Hunting, Traveling |
| Computers: | Apple, Chatrooms/IRC, E-mail, Instant Messaging, Surfing the net |
FUNNIEST THING EVER
YEA THATS ME
.:LEO:. The Lion in bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found[/size]
brown eyes.:
-People with brown eyes are very loveable. They are really hott and awsome to be around. Their relationship tends to be very honest cause if they aren't truly in love, the relationship won't work. They are very fun to be around. They fall easily for their best friends. They don't care what people think or say,They are very satisfying and love to please. They can EXCEED your pleasure standards. They are very laid back and chill and love to just be around. If you repost this and have brown eyes then you will be happy soon with the person who is on your heart.[/size]
ITS CUZ I LIKE TO PARTY[/color][/size]
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Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found[/size]
brown eyes.:
-People with brown eyes are very loveable. They are really hott and awsome to be around. Their relationship tends to be very honest cause if they aren't truly in love, the relationship won't work. They are very fun to be around. They fall easily for their best friends. They don't care what people think or say,They are very satisfying and love to please. They can EXCEED your pleasure standards. They are very laid back and chill and love to just be around. If you repost this and have brown eyes then you will be happy soon with the person who is on your heart.[/size]
ITS CUZ I LIKE TO PARTY[/color][/size]
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LATEST BLOG ENTRY
05:51am | Feb 27, '07 | Comments(1)
ONE - Spell your name without vowels: jrdn
TWO - Are you single? yea
THREE - Whats your favorite number? 6
FOUR - What color do you wear most? brown
FIVE - Least favorite color?: puke green
SIX - What are you listening to? nothing
SEVEN - What do you smoke? nothing
EIGHT - Are you happy with your life right now? Always happy
NINE - Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity? Oh yea Tom Cruise haha
TEN - What is your favorite class in school? Welding
ELEVEN - Do you shop at hollister/abercrombie/AE?: no
TWELVE - How do you make money? My job
THIRTEEN - Who is your best friend? Travis
FOURTEEN - Where do you go to school? grande prairie composite high school
FIFTEEN - Are you outgoing? pfft i don't even know what that means
SIXTEEN - One wor...One wor? wth does that mean
TWO - Are you single? yea
THREE - Whats your favorite number? 6
FOUR - What color do you wear most? brown
FIVE - Least favorite color?: puke green
SIX - What are you listening to? nothing
SEVEN - What do you smoke? nothing
EIGHT - Are you happy with your life right now? Always happy
NINE - Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity? Oh yea Tom Cruise haha
TEN - What is your favorite class in school? Welding
ELEVEN - Do you shop at hollister/abercrombie/AE?: no
TWELVE - How do you make money? My job
THIRTEEN - Who is your best friend? Travis
FOURTEEN - Where do you go to school? grande prairie composite high school
FIFTEEN - Are you outgoing? pfft i don't even know what that means
SIXTEEN - One wor...One wor? wth does that mean