Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type
in your answer to each question
in the search box, then write
the definition it gives you - <3

1) Your first name?

-Megan : A girl that is very stubborn but at the same time can be the greatest friend on the planet. She loves pizza and is absolutely gorgeous. She is loved by everybody and is fucking hilarious!

2) Favorite colour?

-Pink : an irritating choice of word for "pussy" or any vaginal based slang, used in the original manga books of "Battle Royale" when translated into English.

3) What should you be doing?

-Sleeping : To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

"GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping - those were sleeping noises grandma!"

4) A friends name?

-Shelby : To double-team; to tag team (originally sexual connotation). Also applicable to all other instances of tag-teamming and double teamming.

5) Food?

-Samosa : Food of choice for FOBs and ABCDs alike. Spicy potato wrapped in spicy outer laying. Usually an appetizer.

6) Hometown?

-Surrey : Home of marijuana grow ops, crack-whores, Indo-Canadian gangs, pregnant teenagers and Exco wearing drug dealers.

"Surrey is going to be the next compton"

7) Your last name?

-Bowers : The best group of people in the world. Often associated with being GORGEOUS!! Be jealous of those who's last name is Bowers. Also, one of the founding families of the KKK.

: The ring of fecal material around the toilet bowl above the water line that had been shot out of an asshole at a high velocity (often accompanied by diarrhea).

I don't know why, but I love it when people make fun of HP...

Woooooooow.... This person can draw JUST like Johnen Vasquez.... Fuck - I wish I could draw like that and be awsome! I love the way House is drawn in this style - He looks positivly fucking psychotic!!!

HA! Omg, House looks so funny - MOST HILLARIOUS!!! Seriously though, I fucking love House...

First impressions suck! This is why I'm such a freak when I meet new people... Venus in Capricorn Chicklets - man that sucks...

Ok, so I usually don't post blogs and for anyone who knows me I'm usually not a judgemental person who really says anything about what other people are doing because to be perfectly honest I'm an apathetic little shit... WATCH THE VIDEOS BELOW AND THEN READ THE REST OF THIS BLOG! I found these videos JUST for you :-D Enjoy them - because I didn't...





Alrighty, so whether you watched the videos or not can I just say. What the Buck? Yes Buck - he's my new fav faggot on the youtube circuit. So I've noticed that a lot of people have been getting into body building and getting "ripped" and I'm going to have to just say please for the love of god just shut up about it.... I don't know if you're posting your training schedule or your average daily lift weight for yourselves or to brag about how awsomely macho you are in front of all your other little friends but I think everyone is getting sick of it... I don't mind the whole "I'm getting in shape because it makes me feel good about myself" because everyone needs a personal little pick me up - But lets be honest sugar buns, the human body was not meant to look like that... any body modification that takes strenuous hours of hard physical strain to maintain can not be good for you. Take a look at the Chick in those videos - Having Horse legs is not sexy :-D Not being able to put your arms down is not attractive :-D looking like a bulldog with down syndrom is not asthetically pleasing - I don't care who y'are. All I'm asking is that you please stop posting video after video of some giant ass sweaty man lifting weights and looking like he's going to blow the top of his head off or shit himself if he goes on any longer. I mean I love you guys - but I used to enjoy reading everyone's blogs, but now when I see "Friends Blogs (1 New)" I fucking cringe because usually it's a bunch of bullshit. Why don't you keep a table on your nex homepage or something. It's far less IN YO FACE for everyone else. And the people who actually care about your training and exercise can go to your page and comment on your page.

This post probably isn't going to be up for very long because I have a feeling there's going to be some individuals who are going to get all bitchy and whiney that I'm dissing them and send me so nasty blog comments to "edumacate my ignorant ass" but please... Just Save it - I already know what you're going to say, and I don't really care. You can post your bullshit let me post mine :-D

WHAT THE BUCK!?

Also I want to start working out so that I stop fluctuating from 140-148 pounds every week. It kind of freaks me out - but I'm afraid that if I start working out that I might slip below 140 (which would be perfect for me if I was a little more defined) and become like nasty skinny... I like being "plus size" it makes me feel good to beabe to work it. But seriously guys how the hell do I maintain 140? because this whole gaining weight and losing weight rapidly thing is starting to scare me. When I was sick I dropped below 140 and I fucking snapped. Maybe I'm just being too hard on myself... Ok I'm done now

:-D