Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type
in your answer to each question
in the search box, then write
the definition it gives you - <3

1) Your first name?

-Megan : A girl that is very stubborn but at the same time can be the greatest friend on the planet. She loves pizza and is absolutely gorgeous. She is loved by everybody and is fucking hilarious!

2) Favorite colour?

-Pink : an irritating choice of word for "pussy" or any vaginal based slang, used in the original manga books of "Battle Royale" when translated into English.

3) What should you be doing?

-Sleeping : To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

"GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping - those were sleeping noises grandma!"

4) A friends name?

-Shelby : To double-team; to tag team (originally sexual connotation). Also applicable to all other instances of tag-teamming and double teamming.

5) Food?

-Samosa : Food of choice for FOBs and ABCDs alike. Spicy potato wrapped in spicy outer laying. Usually an appetizer.

6) Hometown?

-Surrey : Home of marijuana grow ops, crack-whores, Indo-Canadian gangs, pregnant teenagers and Exco wearing drug dealers.

"Surrey is going to be the next compton"

7) Your last name?

-Bowers : The best group of people in the world. Often associated with being GORGEOUS!! Be jealous of those who's last name is Bowers. Also, one of the founding families of the KKK.

: The ring of fecal material around the toilet bowl above the water line that had been shot out of an asshole at a high velocity (often accompanied by diarrhea).