FOR SPARTA!!!!!!!!!
First And Foremost i am a Pirate, neone who thinks they are a pirate is wrong, and neone who thinks im not a pirate is dead.
Aside From Friends Family Rugby is and always will be my Life
Vegeta is the Baddest ass ever
From the left! Brown Town Me Jessi Kayla and Tom
When Nothing else makes sense One thing is for certain, Shes my Lady
I AM IN FACT, CANADIAN
When you decide that, what counts is inside,
your friends all say its a lie.
But theres no Brighter light,
than the look in her eyes,
when your walkin her home in the night.
K so this one time i was at the zoo and u know how they let those fucking peacoks run around like there your average day fucking mosquito or something, well my dad put me down ( i was very little ) and one chased me and tried to eat out my eyes.
I HATE PEACOCKS
This Is my Tatoo on my right Leg, skin is just another canvas for fun
And hidden in the midst off this this glory, alluva sudden there rose! A NEW PIRATE STORY!
Har har har har har!!!!! ye landlubbers be waitin a while since me last peice o' gold. this one is for my hommies in bruchge.
A single sail ise call em' a day where i head out ta the great open watyaaars by meself and take sum time to.... well i usually kill sea creatureswith my bare hands. but this time be different mates, noone in their right mind would challenge ol' easysqueeze to a battle but har har har some days you get ta' stayin in the sun too long and it's enuff ta drive yas mad enuff ta try! I sail a great boat, shes the fastest and strongest in the seven seas, because yars truely sunk all the faster ones har har. yar i had just finished strangling all 12 necks of a scurvy seacreauture with my 2 hands when i smelled sumtin mystifying.... heavenly..... almost.. hypnotic some would say, it could turn even the most humble pirate into a raving madman to get at it... this luquid... this mind posioning heaven i am speakin to yas about... is none other than rum. i hopped onto me boat and manned the monocular, me eyes couldnt see what my nose could smell. i looked around more so until i saw a great ship with an even greater rival. it was none other than the doom crew sailin fast at me ship. if there be neone in the ocean with balls enough to challenge the great captain easysqueeze it twas in fact Davey Doom, "If hes got the balls" i said to meself, "than i best be removen em"
har har har, well time break but ye landlubbers can expect tha rest by the end o' the day
Jessi: first of all ur just hilarious. Your one of the most upbeat people i know and its literally impossible to not have a good time with you! My enemy=Biology. U know what i mean
Tom: dude... like its unreal how good of friends weve become weather it was Staying up tell 10 in the morning at katies or Liberty Lounge Fun or just tossin the rugby ball around all of it came without ne bullshit (between me and u) haha I Love you Like you are my brother. (which u could be i think my dad plowed ur mom )
Bondy, Double O Hoe, Laura, whatever ur being called hahahha since day one ive thought the world of u, talkin all night kicks ass even though u have school and Davey Doom and u are the One of the very few couples Captain John easysqueeze wont slay.
The stallion I would like to talk about in this picture Is the fine Young Pirate Davey Doom, Its been said by someone very wise (me) that You can have friends for 5 years you dont consider best friends and you can have friend for 5 minutes You would trust your life with. Your one cool Guy and One kick ass Pirate, I cant wait for the epic day that Captain John easysqueeze And Davey Doom have Their First Meeting
Har Har Har Tc cannon!!!!!!! My Hoe Bro. The butter To my Bread The Lace to my Snekaer and The stink to my poopies, We go together like Beer and Nachos man your One Of my best friends in the whole world and I loves ya! (even though your dads a nutter) He cant come between 2 pirates and thar pillagin and Plunderin.
I LOVE WHEN NICK HITS ME IN MY COCK SMOKING MOUTH
haha u cracker i met u not to long ago but your a hilarious guy and sooooo easy to joke around with, your a cool cat even though your parents are such tramp bags who beat you, but thats ok i would beat the shit out of you if you were my kid, but it woulda be out of love.
Gandalf: You have saved middle Earth so many times, your one powerful wizard but an even more powerful friend, youve seen me through the hard times and the good times and i can always count on you for fireworks, Hahaha! Remember the time we got out of the cab at church and then Ditched out on the fair! and he followed us so u ripped the blood out of his skin! hahahah good times!
So i ate some uncooked french toast today and trust me it has been relevant to my entire day, iBased on the odd Feeling i have in my stomach. I awoke this morning having had an odd sleep, i woke at 7:00 am then again at 7:15 and again every 15 mins on the minute until about 8:45 in which i had to get up for a Job interview. The Interview was For The Glenmore Inn hotel as a Front Desk Associate, 11 dollars an hour would argue with the fact that i haven't seen One Male do this position since the 7 or 8 years ive lived here. I Dragged myself out of bed and carried my drooping arms towards the farther than i had previously thought bathroom. When i realized i forgot my tooth brush in my bag upstairs I was willing to make the extra trip at a later time i then hopped in the shower anyways, i was feeling chipper today but lazy as hell an odd combination to me seeing how im either one or the other. I showered quickly and continued to Gel my hair, flat in the back and spiked in the front or however it fell when i go
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