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Hi, are you here to meet a nice guy or will I do?... j/k... check out my page, leave a comment...take it easy!...

BASICS

Height:184 cm - 188 cm (6'1" - 6'2")
Weight:74 Kg - 77 Kg (161 lbs - 170 lbs)
Birthday:March 01, 1988
Sexual Orientation:Heterosexual
Dating:Single
Living Situation:Living with parents/relatives
Location:Delta, Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
Join Date:03:51pm | Jul 24, '04
Profile Updated:05:41am | Dec 17, '09
Last Active:03:51pm | Apr 20, '08

INTERESTS

Reading Material:Comic books, Fantasy, Graphic novels, Humor, Magazines, Myths and Legends, Sci-fi
Movies:Action, Animated, Anime, Comedy, Horror, Psychological Thrillers, Science Fiction
Art:Doodling, Graphic Design
Video Games:First person shooter, Fighting, Racing, Sports, Strategy
Cars:Drifting, Formula 1, Imports
Music:Alternative, Brit Pop, Electronica, Garage, Hip-Hop, Metal, Pop, Punk, R & B, Rock, Techno, Trance
Sports:Badminton, Bowling, Boxing, Football (American), Hockey, Ice-skating, Inline Skating, Kickboxing, Lacrosse, Martial Arts, Mountain Biking, Paintball, Pilates, Rock Climbing, Rugby, Scuba, Snorkeling, Snowboarding, Soccer, Softball, Swimming, Track and Field, Ultimate Frisbee, Volleyball, Weight lifting, Wrestling, Wakeboarding
Activities:Drinking, Driving, Listening to music, Partying, Poker, Pool/Billiards, Traveling, Volunteering, Darts
Musical Instruments:Saxophone
Outdoor:Camping, Fishing, Going to the beach, Backpacking, Traveling
Computers:Gaming, Instant Messaging, Surfing the net

ABOUT ME


Well hello!, How u doin?... Im outgoing, Love to swim and play sports, im a little nuts and crazy at times , so i have been told... The night life is the best!... but thats me. Just want to have a good time while im alive .... Ladies... wow, can't live with you, can't can live without you... Camping and cool stuff like that are awesome. well yea, call or tmb... Later



3rd guy from to left of the middle guy wit the sunglasses in the second row.


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98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, copy this into your profile... (but ill eat it! )
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15 REASONS TO DATE A SWIMMER:


1 - we're half naked all the time
2 - we're always wet and we love it
3 - we do it on our backs or our stomachs.
4 - we are ready at the sound of a buzzer
5 - we can do it fast or slow
6 - we can do it 4 diff wayz
7 - no matter how tired we get we can always keep going
8 - we can do it in the cold or in the rain.
9 - we do it in water
10- we are always in shape
11- we're always ready to go fast
12- it wont take long to get us undresesed
13- we have excellent endurance and stamina
14- we don't mind it when it gets a lil rough
15- we're just so hot
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The Bloody War Of Angels

Sodom fornicates with courtesans on the Dead Sea Scrolls.
Michael watches through moist oval velvet these forbidden desires.
Satan manicures his hooves whilst reading Corinthians,
While God tries to create mankind into Messiahs.

Angels corrupt the cherubs in to disposing of stars
They take the Plough and hurl it in to Mars.
Satan orbits Saturn
Adding 6 more rings to his most beautiful planet.
While God was away perfecting Earth and peace
Devils were at play in the abyss.

The Fanged cherubs rid the sky of all stars,
And the carnal demons of nocturne come hungry
Devouring their creators,
Deflowering the virgins of God
They have come to take us.

My eyes bleed black from sights of pleasure.
My face licked by forked hissing tongues.
The sky is lacerated by Raphael's feather,
And God is too busy to notice
He's listening to love songs.

Satan and St. Michael shake hands and conspire.
As God engulfs in a rage of fire,
And God's bastardized mortals embrace the darkness,
That for so long they were denied.
The last sentinel relinquishes their vigil of tedium
And souls become unpurified by each and every one of them
Mortals and Demons writhe naked,
eating grenache on the tablets of the covenant,
And everyone is fat on sin,
Everyone is sexual
Skin into skin.
The Lord Of Darkness addresses the nation,
And says unto us all
LET THE GOOD TIMES BEGIN !



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Exothermic or Endothermic?

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED ONLY AN "A"









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10:49pm | Dec 06, '05 | No Comments
How ppl relate everything to SEX... i bet u didnt know there was this many ways to say "VAGINA"

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