FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents Dad/Mom.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' "Damn, we fucked up..lol"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Will cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Would mostly walk right in and say "I'm Home!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say
"Bitchh, drink the rest of that, you know we dont waste that kinda shit."

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all there real friends and hope to get it back!