EdwinSmith's Shouts
EdwinSmith We live in a total Nazi police state, guys, so I'mma complain about it on the internet with zero repercussions.
EdwinSmith Odds are, the more attractive I find you, the more lesbian you are. This must be what being gay feels like.
EdwinSmith It's generally not a good idea to write and record a song that's blatantly about a crush you have. It makes it kind of hard to release it.
EdwinSmith My worst feature is that I treat everyone I meet like they're a person with thoughts and emotions.
EdwinSmith My now-ex-girlfriend thinks I have a rather rabid "female fanbase", which I find hilarious.
EdwinSmith Ever creep someone in the Plus Spotlight and then realize you're an idiot because they can see who creeps them?
EdwinSmith These days, it seems like everyone either has a mental disorder or pretends to. Being a hermit is looking pretty nice.
EdwinSmith So, is there something I can do with Plus besides see who creeped me and occasionally get spotlighted?
EdwinSmith Holy fuck. You've known me for, what, two days? You won't stop texting me and you freak out on Facebook when I don't respond. Shut up.
EdwinSmith Stop telling me personal details. I can't even pretend to care. But I'm not telling you that, because I'm not a dick.