Pick the month you were born in
1----I FUCKED
2----I killed
3----I raped
4----I licked
5----I jacked off
6----I fingered
7----I cuddled with
8----I smoked
9----I slept with
10--I sucked
11--I stabbed
12--I made out with

Pick the day you were born on
01----a bag of weed
02----my dog
03----a horse
04----a pornstar
05----my ex
06----john gotti
07----a frog
08---- a prositute
09----a toothbrush
10----a homo
11----a jew
12----an overweight Asian man
13----Paris Hilton
14----a whore
15---- a lesbian
16----a pickle
17----the trojan man
18----a bisexual
19----a bottle of vodka
20 ----a crackhead
21----an orange
22---- a bottle of honey
23----a easter egg
24---- YOUR MOM
25----a french guy
26----a drug dealer
27----a stripper
28----a homeless gal
29----a vagina
30----a dog
31----Randy Moss OK I UNO WHAT HE IS?? HAHA

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White--- BECAUSE I HAVE A GIGANTIC PENIS
Black----Because Im Rick James Bitch
Pink------because I love giving blow jobs
Red------- because im a drug dealer
Blue------because Im sexii
Polka Dots---because I hate my life
Purple----because Im gay
Gray------because i love marijuana
Orange---because I have double d's
Green-----because Im beautiful
Other------- because I have AMAZING boobs
Turqoise---because I have an extremely small dick
Brown-----because i swallow cum
Shirtless---because i got abs

i fucked a bottle of honey because i have a GIGANTIC PENISSSSS

if you love God & you're glad that he
woke you up today.
Put this in your blog & watch what he does for
you in 60 minutes !

Body: A guy is
nearing the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.


One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.


The guy remembers that his little brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
it
harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.

Lettuce!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams;
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!

Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!


Then the little brother shouts up,
"Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!!!




Post This




1 hour- You'll have bad sex





20 min - Your crush will kiss you




15min - Your crush will tongue you




5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out



under 2 min - You will stay with your
crush forever

14yr. old died having sex
On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by
the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come
up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails
to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was
still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after
he read and didnt repost a chain letter about a little girl that
kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death.This is the bulletin he read:
My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face.
When you look at me you'll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight