Pick the month you were born in
1----I FUCKED
2----I killed
3----I raped
4----I licked
5----I jacked off
6----I fingered
7----I cuddled with
8----I smoked
9----I slept with
10--I sucked
11--I stabbed
12--I made out with

Pick the day you were born on
01----a bag of weed
02----my dog
03----a horse
04----a pornstar
05----my ex
06----john gotti
07----a frog
08---- a prositute
09----a toothbrush
10----a homo
11----a jew
12----an overweight Asian man
13----Paris Hilton
14----a whore
15---- a lesbian
16----a pickle
17----the trojan man
18----a bisexual
19----a bottle of vodka
20 ----a crackhead
21----an orange
22---- a bottle of honey
23----a easter egg
24---- YOUR MOM
25----a french guy
26----a drug dealer
27----a stripper
28----a homeless gal
29----a vagina
30----a dog
31----Randy Moss OK I UNO WHAT HE IS?? HAHA

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White--- BECAUSE I HAVE A GIGANTIC PENIS
Black----Because Im Rick James Bitch
Pink------because I love giving blow jobs
Red------- because im a drug dealer
Blue------because Im sexii
Polka Dots---because I hate my life
Purple----because Im gay
Gray------because i love marijuana
Orange---because I have double d's
Green-----because Im beautiful
Other------- because I have AMAZING boobs
Turqoise---because I have an extremely small dick
Brown-----because i swallow cum
Shirtless---because i got abs

i fucked a bottle of honey because i have a GIGANTIC PENISSSSS