EmergencyExit;* - 19, Female, Estevan
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wakeboarding nationals?
 

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ky ky
get better my lil bro i dont like seeing you like thhis :(:(
 

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i set my friends on fire
SEX ED ROCKS!
Here comes a time in every mans life
When he grows hair where it used to be bare

I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy
You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy
Because periods suck (and commas rule! )
This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!

When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed, remember what you read
Just forget what the others have said
Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed

And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby,
And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy
Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry
They have the ability to pee in your eye
(OH MY GOD IT BURNS! )

And did we mention
The risk of getting STDs
Not just gross hookers have it
Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit
You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?
Well maybe you should watch more basketball
Wait a second this is not about sports
Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts

When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed, remember what you read
Just forget what the others have said
Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed

Your body is growing
You will get hairy
Your little voice will start to change
And your no-no place will feel a bit strange
Your pits will stink
You'll get zits on your face
Without this knowledge you will scare girls away
So listen to this song every day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_6ItxioUco
 

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thanks to my little brother i pretty much know all my christmas presents:(
im not excited anymore
 

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which one?
which picture is the best to use?
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SNOWWW!!!!!!! :D:D
 

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BIRTHDAYS TOMMORROW !
OCT 1st! whooo
 

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can some one please tell me how to put pictures on the new nex
for my profile picture
 

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MY NEW HAIR
 

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FIRST WEEK OF SCHOOL.
1. Did you like your homeroom? no
2. Who is your locker by? i dont use one
3. See any hot guys/girls? yeeep .
4. What did you have 4th period? lunch
5. Who sits behind you in 4th period? umm chance we eat together
6. What did you wear on the first day? white skinny blakc red striped shirt plaid jacket knee high converse.
7. Who did you sit with at lunch? colton and chance
8. Did you get lost? no
9. How did you get to and from school? amy
10. Meet anyone new? yeah tehler
11. Was lunch good? if i dont stay for it
12. What grade did you go to? 10 .
13. Do you like it? no already failing
14. Is the person you like in any of your classes? nope
15. Does anyone in any of your classes like you? yup
16. Do you have a favourite teacher yet? yeah man
17. Do you miss your teachers from last year? no
18. Are you playing any sports this year or are you in any clubs? art club
19. Is your boy/girl friend in any of your classes? nope
20. Are any of your ex's in any of your classes? yeaah.
 

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Small town homecoming queen
She's the star in this scene
There's no way to deny she's lovely
Perfect skin, perfect hair
Perfumed hearts everywhere
Tell myself that inside she's ugly
Maybe I'm just jealous
I can't help but hate her
Secretly I wonder if my boyfriend wants to date her

She is the prom queen I'm in the marching band
She is a cheerleader I'm sitting in the stands
She gets the top bunk I'm sleeping on the floor
She's Miss America and I'm just the girl next door

Senior class president
She must be heaven sent
She was never the last one standing
A backseat debutaunt
Everything that you want
Never to harsh or too demanding
Maybe I'll admit it
I'm a little bitter
Everybody loves her but I just wanna hit her

She is the prom queen I'm in the marching band
She is a cheerleader I'm sitting in the stands
She gets the top bunk I'm sleeping on the floor
She's Miss America and I'm just the girl next door
Oh and I'm just the girl next door

I don't know why I'm feeling sorry for myself
I spend all my time wishing that I was someone else

She is the prom queen I'm in the marching band
She is a cheerleader I'm sitting in the stands
I get a little bit, she gets a little more
She's Miss America and... she's Miss America
I'm just the girl next door...
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what hair!
i need help picking
 

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Emo Test

[x] I like skinny jeans
[x] Music is my life.
[x] I write poetry
[x] My hair covers part of my face.
[x] I wear band shirts.
[x] I know who Jeffree Star is.
[x] I wear/wore converse.
[x] I wear/wore vans
[x] I wear/have worn eyeliner
[x] I listen to Saves The Day, Chiodos, Thursday and/or Gym Class Heroes.

Total: 10

[] I'm in a band
[x] My MSN or any other address has an x in it
[x] I understand that My Chemical Romance is not emo.
[x] I also understand that Green Day is not emo.
[x] I know what mosh means.
[] I sit in corners often.
[] I dislike MTV.
[x] I take pictures of myself alot.
[x] Especially ones where you can't see my whole face.

Total so far: 16

[x] I'm lost without a cd player/my iPod/mp3
[x] I have/had thick rimmed glasses.
[] I have/had/want a mohawk.
[x] I wear/have worn black nail polish.
[] I hate my mom
[] I hate my dad
[] I hate where I live.
[x] I like the color black

Total so far: 20

[x] Right now I am listening to music
[x] Hot Topic doesn't scare me.
[x] I wear/have worn studded belts.
[] I have had a body part signed by a band.
[] I've cried while listening to Dashboard Confessional.
[x] I have/ had dyed my hair black
[] My closet is mostly filled with black or dark clothes.
[x] I cry a lot.
[x] I write on myself.
[x] I have been called emo before.
[x] I have listened to undiscovered bands.

Total : 27
Multiply your overall total by 3 and that is how emo you are
So once you get the results post as im % emo


81%

but i dont find myself emo at all
 

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WRITE EXACTLY WHATS ON YOUR MIND, AND DON’T CHANGE IT

1. Your ‘ex’ and you = are pretty tight
2. I am listening to = Doctor
3. Maybe I should = Find a way to get this water outta me ear!
4. I love = My boyfriend.
5. My best friends = what? friends got like non
6. I don’t understand = friendships.
7. I have lost my respect for = judgers
8. I last ate =blizzard
9. The meaning of my display name = Anorexia is stupid and you still ugly
10. God = Not sure
11. Someday = find who i really am
12. I will always be = myself.
13. Love seems = its right there right now.
14. I never ever want to lose = chance
15. My myspace = alrightt
17. I get annoyed when = immatureity
18. Parties = i never go to parties
 

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Summer 'O8, don't lie.
1. Kissed your ex? nope
2. Told someone I love you? yup.
4. Wanted someone you couldn't have? yup.
5. Been to the beach? yup.
6. Got drunk? no
7. Smoked? no
8. Stayed up all night? no
9. Went shopping? yup.
10. Went swimming? yup.
11. Been asked out? yup.
13. Got in a car with a stranger?no
14. Lost someone close? yup.
15. Slept in someone else's bed? yup.
16. Had someone sleep in your bed? yup
17. Been to a club?no
18. Been grounded? no
19. Ran? yup.
20. Regret? yup.
22. Done anything against the law? yup.
24. Got in a fight? yeah
25. Stayed in a hotel? yno.
26. Flirted with someone? yup.
27. Gone to a concert? yea
30. Made out in a theatre? nno.
31. Kissed more than two people? no
32. Kissed or messed around with someone that was taken? no.
33. Met a celebrity? kinda
34. Started to like someone? no.
35. kissed same sex? no
36. Threw up? yup.
37. Broke someones heart? yea
39. Gotten in trouble with the cops? nope
40. Fell asleep with a crush? yupp
42. Wrecked a car? no
43. Got fired from a job?i wish
 

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