20 Reasons to Date a Guitarist

1. We have some incredibly nimble hands.
2. Three words: Attention. To. Detail.
3. We practice CONTINUALLY.
4. We aim to please many people at a time, so one person is nothing hard, right?
5. We're perfectionists. We get it right the first time.
6. We are used to drawn out solos.
7. We don't mind it loud, fast and out of control.
8. We are ALWAYS open to new techniques. It's all about improving in skill, baby.
9. If we can take a guitar (an inanimate object) and make it scream and wail and moan, it sure should be easy to make a living, thinking person do the same, don't you think?
10. We always do our best to put on an excellent show.
11. We're used to putting on and taking off strings and such.
12. We're up for recording sessions, any time, any place.
13. We don't tell our tricks and secrets quite so easily as normal folks.
14. We just LOOK badass doin' our thing.
15. We like good, tight, well fitting pickup jacks.
16. We go to shows with some FINE pieces of wood (guitars, of course.)
17. We enjoy being scantily clad.
18. MONEY.
19. We leave a mark on all those we come across.
20. We are GREAT at improvising.