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Friends
"The finest kind of friendship is between two people who expect a great deal of each other, but never ask it." - Sylvia Bremer

"No lapse of time or distance of place can lessen the friendship of those who are truly persuaded of each others worth."
 

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So here it all is...
Well ladies and gents, I'm back in school for another fun-filled year and this year I've made three large decisions. More like resolutions, actually, but here they are anyways:
1) Neither borrower or lender be -- I have resolved to stop lending people money (due to the "never see it again" syndrome) and things, as well as cease to borrow said things myself as I have come to accept that I have a problem when it comes to returning said borrowed items.

2) Friends will be friends -- I know I'll get some flack for this but here it is. I can no longer be attempting to get together with my friends for "casual" hangout times. I have very little time during the school year and, as my full time job at the mine showed me, even less during the summer. I will come to parties if I can but I have little to no time for movies or even going out for supper. Call me to chat, which I will do my best to make time for, but I can't making any promises. If I have to cancel, then I have to cancel and harassing me about "always" canceling will not encourage me to spend time with you. My close, wonderful, and fabulously low maintenance friends... I love you all, thank you for not making my life more stressful, and thank you for being such awesome and understanding friends. I don't deserve you, but never think I don't appreciate you.
To those who have decided that if I can't hang out then there's no point to being friends, or those who feel they must see me on a regular basis to remain friends with me, I apologize profusely... but there is little that I am willing to sacrifice. School is my life (hence why I am single) and I will not compromise it for friends who are unwilling to try to understand my point of view. Those who know me will understand. Those who don't... I thank you for the memories and wish you the best for the future
 

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a little random
so yet again, after finding myself bombarded by messages ranging from "hey cutie" to "oh my god, you should model", I feel I must say this one more time to all the sex-starved men who message me in hopes of meeting up... PISS OFF! And if you think I'm not talking to you, I probably am.
I am not here to meet new, so-called "good intentioned" guys. I'm not stupid and I don't meet up with people from the internet.
Now to all the nice guys out there who honestly are looking to meet someone nice, I may be that person but I am still messed up by a wonderful asshole that I made the mistake of dating. Sorry guys, but I'm still kinda broken and I'm not about to be anyone's damsel in distress.
 

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Just a few more tests
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect
Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing!

Your Exotic Dancer Name Is: Muse

Celtic horoscope
You Are A Hornbeam Tree
You are a reserved person, looking in from the outside.
Naturally attractive, you take good care of your looks.
You are not egoistic, and you make life as comfortable as possible.
You look for kindness in others - though you are seldom happy with yourself.
A bit mistrusting and unsure, you dream of being swept away by someone unusual.

You Are a Centaur
In general, you are a very cautious and reserved person.
However, you are also warm hearted, and you enjoy helping others in practical ways.
You are a great teacher, and you are really good at helping people get their lives in order.
You are very intuitive, and you go with your gut. You make good decisions easily.

Your Female Pirate Name Is...
Arch-Pirate Neck Snapper Nellie

Your Male Pirate Name Is...
Lord Left Eye Louis

Your Values Profile

Loyalty:
You value loyalty highly.
You're completely devoted to your friends and family.
Even if they totally screw up, you're still there for them.
Just make sure they're equally loyal to you!

Honesty:
You value honesty highly.
You're unflinchingly honest, even when it's not easy.
For you, integrity is very important - in yourself and others.
People may not always like what you say, but they know they can trust it.

Generosity:
You value generosity highly.
So much so that you often put your own needs last.
There's nothing wrong with having a caring heart...
But you may want to rethink your "open wallet" policy.

Humility:
You value humility highly.
You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.
And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.
You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low.

Tolerance:
You value tolerance highly.
Not only do you enjoy the company of those very different from you...
You do all that you can to seek it out interesting and unique friends.
You think there are many truths in life, and you're open to many of them.
 

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Just a couple tests
What X-Men are you?
You Are Jean Grey
Although your fate is often unknown, you always seem to survive (even after death).
Your mind is your greatest weapon, literally!
Powers: telepathy and telekinesis, the ability to project thoughts into the mind of others, communication with animals

How evil are you?
You are 88% evil
You are the most evil person you know
Even the devil is a little afraid of you
Those who love you are probably also afraid of you. A lot.

Your Five Variable Love Profile

Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is high.
You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person.
And in return, you expect the same from who you love.
Any sign of straying, and you'll end things.

Experience Level:
Your experience level is medium.
You probably have had a couple significant loves.
And you may have even had your heart broken.
But you haven't really dated a wide variety of people.

Dominance:
Your dominance is low.
This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced.
You know a relationship is not about getting your way.
And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom.

Cynicism:
Your cynicism is low.
You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance.
No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter.
You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate.
And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon.

Independence:
Your independence is high.
You don't need to be in love, and sometimes you don't even want love.
Having your own life is very important for you...
Even more important than having a relationship.

You Are 32% Abnormal
You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.
You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.