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Booty call agreement for the one an onlie
BCB

1. No sleeping over--- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM-- we don't have shit to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" bullshit -- Jus hit it hard boi
5. No emotional discussions -- Do you love me? The answer to this is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the "backup", unless you are from out of town, then it's only a one time advance arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted -- money is always good.
8. No baby talk -- however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" -- we are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing -- I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex -- it's over, so get your ass up and go home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard responce will be: "My roommate's boyfriend."
17. Doggie style preferred -- just hit it hard and right or get the hell out!
18. Reason for doggie style -- the less eye contact the better. I don't want to look at you, just fuck you.
19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME -- so don't keep calling.
20. The most important one -- Carry your ass home. Don't call me, I'll call you!
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