when i got to the party
they gave me a 40
and i must've been thirsty
cause i drank it so quickly

when i got to the bedroom
there was somebody waiting
and it isn't my fault
that the barbarian raped me

when i went to get tested
i brought along my best friend
melissa mahoney
who had once been molested

and she knew how to get there
she knew all the nurses
they were all really friendly
but the test came out positive

uh-oh

I've seen better days but i don't care
I just sent a letter in the mail

when i got my abortion
i brought along my boyfriend
we got there an hour
before the appointment

and outside the building
there were all these annoying
fundamentalist christians
we tried to ignore them

oh-oh

i've had better days but i don't care
oasis got my letter in the mail

when vacation was over
the word was all over
that i was a crack whore
melissa had told them

and so now were not talking
except we have tickets
to see blur in october
and i think were still going

oh-oh

i've seen better days but i don't care
oh i just got a letter in the mail

oasis sent a photograph
its autographed and everything
melissa's gonna wet herself
i swear

To: FAMExADDICT
From: *[*nicole*]*
Date: Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:35 pm
Subject: No Subject

HAHAHAHAHHAHA
YOUR SO COOL WITH THE PICTURE OF YOU WHEN YOUR "BAKED"

get a life.

To: *[*nicole*]*
From: FAMExADDICT
Date: Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:45 pm
Subject: Re (3): No Subject

yeah i really dont care about what you think of me and whats on my profile
i think youre the one that needs to grow the fuck up and "get a life"

To: FAMExADDICT
From: *[*nicole*]*
Date: Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:48 pm
Subject: Re (4): No Subject

hahah why! because i dont post pictures of myself "baked"?

To: *[*nicole*]*
From: FAMExADDICT
Date: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:00 am
Subject: Re (5): No Subject

lmfao no asshole

because in case you havent noticed, youre the one spending all night on nexopia telling me whats wrong with my life

which sounds pretty loser-tastic to me

but to each their own i guess.

=)