2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between
your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene,
kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get
mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had
here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll
just call it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one
night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to
VAGINA
eight. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If
you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA
9. You normally don't find old beer. One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much
vagina and you'll think you've seen god. One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is
fun. One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One
point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or
a can. One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually settles
down. One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager,
etc One point to BEER
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost. One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother. One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank
it. One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: eight That's it! The matter is settled, the
clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those
feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER
_________________THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing
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Yor are a corona
Drinking is more than a hobby for you. It's your favorite drug.
When you drink, you want to get wasted. As quickly and cheaply as possible.
Looking back on your best times drinking... well, you don't remember them at all.
You may be a few brain cells short, but you still can chug a 40!
What's Your Beer Personality?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourbeerpersonalityquiz/
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