I'm a highly respected criminal investigator. I enjoy surfing websites, and posting in Forums. Don't let my age deceive you, I'm very outgoing and am still in touch with the youth of today.

I like to live out a healthy lifestyle and I play such sports as golf, soccer, RUGBY and waterpolo. I fish frequently and occasionally spend time with my children. I also like to spend time hanging out with my highschool chums. ONE MORE YEAR GUYS AND IT'S ALL OVER! I must say that the most rewarding feeling in the world is gathering enough evidence to successfully convict a stranger of a heinous crime, regardless of if they are actually deserving of the conviction. I get such a giddy feeling from it, seriously. My genitals spasm when I think about it. That's why I don't need my wife anymore.

Hoodlums. I hate Punk Rock with a passion and I successfully punched Johnny Rotten in the jaw in 1988. I also hate when one of my teammates drops the ball during an intense rugby matchup! It gets me so mad! I also hate when a really fat guy tackles me in Rugby as well! When that happens, I usually do a background check on the perpetrator, dig up some dirt, and throw him in the slammer afor a couple years like the ******* he is! I hate overweight women. I also hate overweight girls.