your amazing and i love you to death baby <3....
how can i tell you how muchi love you when there are no words to desribe!

Jaydene- i'm a vampier =]
Brandon- you can bite me
jaydene- haha made me laugh

Why the hell can't you just be happy for me
and not bitch at me!
Like i love you guys so much and i hate being mad at eachother but this is a time where i dont GET why you guys are mad at me!????
just tell me why casue i ddint do anything wrong to ANYONE i
i kno wi don't know him well enough... or maybe even at all but i just liek him okay
is thats such a problem! for you to understand!
that i like him! i'm sorry for datin him i really am! casue i
just dont want you guys ALL mad at me!

Jaydene- ya i have to kinda admit that i look pretty in that pic
Brandon- You dont look pretty
Jaydene- oh?
Brandon-You look fucking wowin Gorgouse
jaydene-

WHAT DOES YOUR NAME MEAN?

A: Likes to drink.
B: People person.
C: Is wild and crazy
D: Has one of the best personalities ever.
E:damm good kisser
F: People adore you.
G: Never let people tell you what to do.
H: Has a very good personality and looks.
I: Loves everyone
J: Lives life for fun.
K: Really silly.
L: Is wild and crazy.
m:Hottie
N: Dead sexy.
O: Best in bed.
P: Popular with all types of people.
Q: A hypocrite.
R: Freakin crazy
S: Easy to fall in love with
T: Loyal to those you love.
U: Really like to chill.
V: Not judgemental.
W: Very broad minded.
X: Never let people tell you what to do.
Y: One of the best damn bf/gf anyone could ask for.
Z: Always ready



My name meeens ,,

J-lives life for fun
A-likes to drink
Y-one of the best damn bf-gf anyone could ask for
D-Has one of the best personalities ever.
E-damm good kisser
N-dead sexy
E-damm good kisser

^{anytime beautiful
I'd so tap you hehe}

0-16 you're anorexic
17-40 you're normal
41 and over - sorry you're a fatty

stuff you have eaten/drunk this week.
water
orange juice
milk
soda
liquor
beer
champagne
V8
Raspberry juice
Grape Drink
Cranberry juice
Apple juice
Capri sun
hi-c
chocolate milk
coffee
Total: 3

Pizza
Tacos
Burritos
Rice
beans
burgers
fries
lays
baked lays
subway
burger king
mcdonalds
wendys
checkers
ham
cheese
hot dog
chicken
turkey
beef
Total: 2

rice cakes
chocolate cake
vanilla cake
other kind of cake
bananas
strawberries
chocolate ice cream
vanilla ice cream
strawberry icecream
other kind of icecream
spaghetti
spagettios
fetuccini
another kinda pasta
Total: 2

sushi
shrimp
lobster
crab
mac n cheese
cookies
pork
snack cakes
popcorn
soup
cereal
crackers
bread
marshmallows
oats
grits
Total: 1

peanut butter
jelly
peanuts
sunflower seeds
nuts
popsicles
lettuce
eggs
bacon
poptarts
doritos
fried chicken
Total: 0

pudding
cheesecake
arbys
hershey's chocolate
granola bar
mango
pineapple
peach
chicken sandwich
baked potato
Total: 1

Grand Total: 9

WOW you'r such a fucking ASS HOLE!.... like why the fuck to you even bother being here.... at the end of all this you'r going to have NOONE!!!!!
and no wonder most ppl hat you it.s casue you'r fucking turnin them aganst you! like wow you'r cool! and really like i fucking care what you say about me! You'r just a little mimachure liitle KID! dont forget you'r only 12 oh i mean 13.. biiiggg diff And really buddy get OVER you'r self! you not as great as you think...And you really shouldnt be here! you should JUST fucking LEAVE!
.....

WOW i'am So fucking stupid
I believed him when he would say "i love you"
and now thats OVER he just fucking used me
And then threw me away...Do you knwo how fucking bad that hurts
Like i just wish i could go back in time and wish this oculd of NEVER happend!
i wish i wouldnt of let
it get that far! :'(
i just wish i was NEVER here on earth!

Am i really a girl? LETS FIND OUT SHALL WE?

[] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish ( i never use it!)
[ ] You own a designer purse
[] You own perfume that cost over $60
[X] You had/have fake nails
[X] You have more body/hair products than you use
[] Your pet is a chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorkshire Terrier/Siamese/Shih Tzu/ Dachshund
[] You have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet
[X ] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp.
[] You have enough pictures to create your own wallpaper.

Total: 3

ADORE:
[X] Makeup
[ X] Glitter
[] The Color Pink
[X] Jewelry
[X] Mirrors
[] Chick flicks
[X] Shoes
[X] Rainbows
[X] Unicorns
[X] Disney Movies (dont hate!)
[X] Candles
[X] Flowers
[ X] Stuffed Animals
[ ] Purses

Total: 14

DO YOU SHOP AT:
[ ] Coach
[X] Forever 21
[X] Victoria's Secret
[ ] Guess
[X] Claires
[ ] Express
[ ] Delias
[X] Hollister
[X] American Eagle
[] Abercrombie & Fitch
[] Aeropostale

Total: 19

DO YOU SAY:
[X] Bitch
[X] Whatever
[] Oh my gosh/goodness
[X] Hun
[ ] Fugly
[] That's hot
[ ] Dunzo
[ ] Darlin
[X] Pshtt
[X] Cutie
[X ] Hottie
[] Skank
[] Totally
[X] For Sure
[ ] Fabulous

Total: 26

DO YOU READ:
[ ]Cosmopolitan
[ ] Glamour
[ ] Marie Claire
[ ] Elle Girl
[ ] Teen Vogue
[x ] People
[ ] Us Weekly
[ ] Star
[ ] Self
[ ] PerezHilton.com
[ ] Dlisted.com
[ ] 17online.com
[ ] people.com
[ ] usmagazine.com
[ ] popsugar.com
[ ] Pink Is The New Blog.com

Total: 27

DO YOU LOVE THESE:
[X] Legally Blonde
[ ] Elizabethtown
[X] Mean Girls
[ ] The Notebook
[X] A Walk to Remember
[] Sweet Home Alabama
[ ] Where the Heart is
[X] Just My Luck
[X] John Tucker Must Die
[ ] Center stage
[X] Bring it On
[X] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
[ ] Mona Lisa Smile
[ ] My Girl

Total: 34

DO YOU REALLY ENJOY...
[X] America's Next Top Model
[ ] Project Runway
[ ] Desperate Housewives
[ ] The Simple Life
[ ] 8th & Ocean
[ ] Sex & the City
[ ]Grey's Anatomy
[X] The O.C.
[] Launa Beach/The Hills
[ ] Nip/Tuck
[ ] Gilmore Girls
[X] Degrassi

Total: 38

Multiply your 'girliness' by 2

Apparently I'm 76% girlly!

60 A GAL/LADY/WOMAN WANTS BUT WONT ASK FOR!!

1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her everywhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

KEEP READING

11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.

Are you thinking of someone?

16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she's beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.

One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.

21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car (if any)- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she's your everything - ONLY if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her.
24. Make her feel loved.
25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know

WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE IT AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US

26. DON'T lie to her
27. DON'T cheat on her!
28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants

29. Text messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work {or school}, and how much you MISS her.
30. Be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on you.

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BECAUSE, IT'S IMPORTANT

31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold YOU too.
32. When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the CHEEK: (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.
35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her.

REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT


36. When people DISS her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so you can cuddle.
39. When walking next to each other grab her HAND.
40. When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED

41. Call or text her EVERY night to wish her SWEET DREAMS
42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for LONG walks at night.
44. ALWAYS remind her how much you love her.
45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much u love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her.
46. Rub her back--feels good
47. Give her your coat if she's cold--thats always cute
48. Write letters on her back with your finger--feels good ;D
49. Let her sit on your lap
50. DON'T poke her hard...but if you want to mess around just do it lightly.
51. HOLD her HAND in PUBLIC.
52. Even if she looks BAD one day tell her she's BEAUTIFUL
53. Keep conversations flowing...talk about anything usually they just go along with it.
54. If their hair is in their face move it out of her face and then kiss her passionatley and gently.
55. Surprisingly sneek up on her and hug her from behind--loves it.
56. Kiss her in the rain.
57. Pick her up like in The Notebook and kiss her.
58. Slow dance with no music
59. Don't ignore her or be nerveous around her--everything is going to be okay.
60. Love her, kiss her, hold her, and you'll be good to go. ;D

FriendsStart with %100, Bold everything you did. At the end,
minus each bolded question that you have done & minus it
fom %100. See what percentage you are of a virgin.

smoked
had sexuall intercourse
been rapped
no someone who got rapped
got high
been drunk
slapped an ass
had your ass slapped
drank so much you puked
seen someone get beat up
went hunting
failed a class
cried from running to much
manged to do 5 push up but couldn't breathe after
went to a gym
skinny dipped
slept in a bed with the same sex
slept in a bed with the oppisite sex
been felt up
went to a concert
dated more then 10 guys
showed your "private" parts on cam
masterbaited
seen someone have sex
made out
kissed in the rain
kissed in the snow
kissed in a closet
had subway
gotten professional photos
stripped of someone
wear make up
slapped a boy/girl in the face
went to a drinking party with no supervision
curssed at a teacher
went for a walk after 9pm
gotten a peircing
gotten a make over
had sleepovers
went on a date
kissed a stranger
had tim hortons
ate so much then puked it out
yelled at someone during class
swore in class
spent a whole period in school in the bathroom
kissed a teacher
gave someone a peck
hugged a boy/girl
threw a party and it went outta hand
cops looking for you
got taken home by cops
suspended

%67

Haha just chillin wiht RYAN and NICK!

1. Do you still talk to the person you LAST kissed?
yes!

2. Have you ever seen your best friend cry?
yes!

3. What kind of vitamins did you take as a kid?
FLINSTONES

4. What is the last thing you ate?
TIC TAC's:D

5. Did you get any compliments today?
yes

6. Have you ever gone to court?
Yes

7. What's the seventh text message in your inbox say?
dont have one lol

8. Are you friends with your neighbors?
No

11. What towns/cities have you lived in?
Saskatoon x3

12. What's the last piercing you got?
Ear and lip!

14. Do you get distracted easily?
depends

15. Have you ever thrown up from drinking?
Never!

16. Do you get jealous easily?
YEEUP

19. Have you ever toilet papered someone's house?
nope

20. Have you ever had a crush on your brother or sister's friends?
nope

21. Have you ever gone to a beach?
yeeuh

22. Have you ever had a stalker?
Nope
23. Do you remember your music teacher's name from elementary?
mR mACcASH?

24. How good is your eyesight?
NEED GLASSES ?

25. Have you ever gone to a party?
no:(

26. Would you ever want to swim with the sharks?
NO!

27. What would you say if someone told you they were in love with your brother?
Dont have a brother!


28. Have you ever been out of your country?
no:(

29. Have you seen your best friend naked?
NO but i saw here sister!
That was to funny!

30. What's the best wedding you've been to?
Dont remember

31. Would your parents be mad if you got arrested for fighting?
hellz ya!

32. Where are your siblings right now?
ZOO!


33. Do you have a Coach, Fendi or Louis Vuitton purse?
no?

34. What's the last dream you can remember?
cant rember!

35. Who was the last person who called you?
Jesse!

36. What time did you wake up this morning?
9:15 casue of stupid mom!

37. What were you doing this weekend?
Going to see my wife! <3

38. What does the 5th text message on your phone say?


39. Do you drunk dial/text?
What!

40. When was the last time you were really sick?
a month ago

42. What's in your back pocket?
dont have one!

44. Do you want to be pregnant right now?
HELLS NO!

45. Do you wear colored contacts?
No i was cat contacts though!

46. How do you get to school?
Walk

47. What were you doing at 4am this morning?
Sleeping!

48. What do you usually do first in the morning?
PEE!

50. Whos was the last bed you slept in besides your own?
Meryna! my beautiful wife!

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Send me a msg saying what name you want!