FUN FACTS:
wedgies actually hurt
eating dissorders are no laughing matter.
hooters is a family restaurant.
i hope to bungee jump one day.
i like to tell my family to suck my balls at the dinner table
I'm not going to list all the bands i like.
I've never used an agenda in my life
Im a vicious list writer...um, like right now
I also can't walk beside someone without playing with their arm or their hand
I also can't wear nail polish for more than one day without picking it all off
I like the calgary flames....but only to fit in
write that down
I'm a bad listener when those kids on rolling shoes are around
I'll eat anything...I can't help myself
I need to play a game of tetris per day or I'll go completely wack
I'm a floozey

don't even pretend you don't love it

me and my favorite home dizzles ( amy, stevi, kachiri and me )

me and sammy lookin fine as hell hahaha

i love my art homies

me, lindsaay, kristen, lauraa and svee

fiddy's boobs are sooo much bigger in real life


I'm not two moths anymore!!!!
I'm gonna invent something really sweet and then never have to work a day in my life
GO TO:
toothpastefordinner.com, homestarrunner.com, ebaumsworld.com, uglypeople.com and also johnfrusciante.com and go listen to carvel 6 times in a row oh yeah...and everybodylovesray.com
go watch some salad fingers too...its scary ****

i want this shirt so bad!

i wish the chipettes were real people

"Well I love pussy and pussy loves me like a lemon to the lime and the bumble to the bee"
my baby simon birch. holy shit today at silvercity i saw a little boy who looked almost exactly like him with a little hunch back and ive never been so close to crying since when i saw the elephant man!!


i love brandon boyd and his tattoo
rekha-roastbeef sandwich
double stuffed oreos
meyou
boyz, shopping, sleeping, eating lol omg
g-units
wal-mart
randi's family especially HECTO
ringette-butch
the signs of love making when rekha tries seducing me
pooping in cinzeo boxes
paintball
sushi
escalades
bling
drunk natives i meet downtown at 1:00 in the morning
makeovers
wrinkly old ladies covered in tattoos
guiness book of world records
the O.C.
tim curry when he dresses like a transvestite
remenissing about elementary school
access kids-luv yaa mwaaaah
blazin' hip hop and r&b
actuallly any music now that i think of it
beatboxing on c trains
toboganning
breakdancing/poledancing on the c-train
watching soap operas with rekhas family
scotty doesn't know
reading harry potter
thanksgiving dinner
water balloons
my dog
zoolander
the sims
cheesecake
your mom jokes
easy bake ovens
my bed - frotta frotta frotta
prank calling people
blue steel
tokin in up
hitting on innocent young boys
bubble wrap booties
ringying
laughing at other people's misery...yeah that would make me an *******
scrubs
father of the pride
playing the shoot the deer game
being able to explain myself because often i make no sense at first...you know??!?
being hit by the mommi van
puns-like lindsay's bowel movement costume idea. ( run around dressed in brown)
the "on your porch" song we wrote in art
mary catherine gallager
when i can remember my dreams really vividly
going cruisin...pumping the nigggers and bittches
camping out
double apple you know what
spying on people...like the two gothcore children on my street. BATHE!
co-ed sleepover parties
tamagotchis
beer
bubble gum ice cream
heated blankies
being filthy
earls
A GOOD PAIR OF SLACKS

if thats not the scariest thing on earth...i dont know what is