twelve men broke loose in '73
From Milhaven maximum security
12 pictures lined up across the front page
Seems the mounties had a summertime war to wage
Well the chief told the people they had nothing to fear
‘Cause the last thing they’d want to do is hang around here
Mostly came from towns with long French names
But one of the dozen was a home town shame.

Same pattern on the table same clock on the wall
Been one seat empty 18 years and all
Freezing slow time away from the world
He’s 38 years old never kissed a girl
He’s 38 years old never kissed a girl

We're sitting at the table heard the telephone ring
Father said he’d tell him if he saw anything
Heard the tap on the window in the middle night
Held back the curtains for my older brother mike

See my sister got raped. some man got killed
Local boy went to prison, Man’s buried on the hill
Folks went back to normal when they close the case
They still stare at their shoes when they pass our place


My mother cried “the horror has finally ceased”
He whispered “yeah for the time being at least”
And over his shoulder from a squad car megaphone
Said “lets go Michael son we’re taking you home”

Same pattern on the table same clock on the wall
Been one seat empty 18 years and all
Freezing slow time away from the world
He’s 38 years old never kissed a girl
He’s 38 years old never kissed a girl

Write innocent if you have NOT done the following.. & guilty if you HAVE done the following.

1. Dated outside your race?
innocent

2. Given a hickey.
Guilty

3. Dated a friend.
innocent

4. Sung in the shower.
Guilty

5. Spit in someone's drink.
Guilty

6. Dumped someone.
Guilty

7. Opened your Christmas presents early.
Innocent

8. Had sex in the water at a beach.
Innocent

9. Seen "The Goonies" more than 10 times.
Innocent

10. Had more than two REAL!! bf/gf.
Guilty

11. Played a nintendo game for more than 4 hours.
Guilty

12. Ran through the sprinklers naked.
Innocent

13. Ate food that fell on the floor.
Guilty...meh...

14. Went outside naked.
Guilty

15. Made out with a friends bf/gf.
Innocent

16. Mooned somebody.
Guilty

17. Been on stage.
Guilty

18. Made someone cry.
Guilty

19. Been in a parade.
Guilty

20. Been in a school play.
innocent

21. Drank beer/alcohol.
Guilty

22. Gotten detention.
Guilty

23. Been on a plane.
guilty

24. Been on a cruise.
Innocent

25. Broken into a house.
Guilty

26. Gotten a tattoo.
guilty

27. Gave money to a stripper.
Guilty

28. Cried so hard you threw up.
Innocent

29. Gotten into a shouting match.
Guilty

30. Been skinny dipping.
innocent

31. Spun yourself in circles to get dizzy on purpose.
Guilty

32. Laughed so hard it hurt.
Guilty

33. Tripped on your own feet.
Guilty

34. Cried in public.
guilty....when i was 5!

35.Threw up in public.
Guilty

36. Lied to your parents.
Guilty

37. Skipped class.
Guilty

38. Slept in class.
Guilty waaaayyyy to often

39. Made out with someone and didn't talk to them the next day.
guilty

40. Spat out water after chugging it.
Guilty

T or F.

Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? True
Q: Been arrested? False
Q: Kissed someone you didn't like? True
Q: Do you like someone? True
Q: Held a snake? True
Q: Been suspended from school? True
Q: Been fired from a job? False
Q: Sang karaoke? False
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? True
Q: Laughed until you started crying? True
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? True
Q: Kissed in the rain? True
Q: Sang in the shower? True
Q: Sat on a roof top? True
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? False
Q: Broken a bone? False
Q: Shaved your head? False
Q: Played a prank on someone? True
Q: Shot a gun? False
Q: Gave blood? False
Q: Have your heart broken? False

"Who was your last?" Be 100% truthful.

1. You hung out with? Becky
2. You TextMessaged? Becky
3. You were in a car with? Kelly
4. Went to the movies with? Becky
5. Person you went to the shops with? no idea
6. You talked on the phone? mom
7. Made you laugh? Kelly
8. You hugged? Becky
9.You cried with? no idea

Would you rather

1. Pierce your nose or tongue? tongue
2. Die in a fire or get shot? shot

Answer truthfully

1. Winter or Fall? winter
2. Left or Right? right
3. Sunny or Rainy? Sunny
4. Where do you live? Sherwood park
5.Do you have a best friend? not one single one
6. Is there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on? i hope so
7. Do you want to get married? one day
8. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl
9. Last time you drank? few months ago i think
10. Are you afraid of commitment? not usually
11. Are you going to have an 18th party? had it
12. Do You Cook? I do
13. Current mood? dissapointed

In the last 48 hours have you

1. Kissed someone? yes
2. Sang? Yes
3. Listened to music? Yes
4. Seen someone you care alot about? Yes
5. Danced Crazy? No
6. Cried? no
7. Liked someone you can't have? no

does anyone have an ankle and 2 knees they want to trade?

sexy!
i <3 my new car




sexier!!

wow this girl is amazing....i cant even explain it!

41 Things You Never Think to Ask

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
nope

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
yes...they make me ill

3. When's the last time you've been sledding?
winter 06 maybe?

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
some else of course!

5. Do you believe in ghosts?
no

6. Do you consider yourself creative?
in some things

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
probably

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Jennifer

9. Do you stay friends with your ex's?
meh depends

10. Do you know how to play poker?
yes

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
you bet, trips to england/wales and france

12. What's your favorite commercial?
NHL ones with the players

13. What are you allergic to?
somewhat to grass

14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights?
ill stop. maybe go through some

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
perhaps..

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
baseball isnt my thing

17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
who calls it that?

18. How often do you remember your dreams?
almost never

19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
a few days ago. the history of WWII, me and whattam with french accents

20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
ticket to ride
all my loving
helter skelter
hard days night
sjt. peppers

21. What's the one thing on your mind now?
my leg stings

22. Do you believe in love at first sight?
lust, not love

23. Do you know who Ghetto-ass barbie is?
sounds familliar

24. Do you always wear your seat belt?
ya

25. What cell service do you use?
rogers

26. Do you like Sushi?
the fake safeway stuff!

27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
yes

28. What do you wear to bed?
not muc...

29. Been caught stealing?
nope

30. what shoe size do you have?
10.5

31. Do you truly hate anyone?
i dont think so

32. Classic Rock or Rap?
rock

33. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
hmm probably Lindsey Lohan circa mean girls age...wow.....

34. Are you a virgin
nope

35. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?
i dont think so

36. What food do you find disgusting?
chewing tobacco

37. Do you sing in the shower?
maybe.....

38. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"?
i dont think so...

39. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
i do it to their faces

40. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
yes

41. Have you ever been punched in the face?
yep

books purchased:
The God Delusion - Richard Dawkins
Children of Hurin - J.R.R. Tolkien
The DaVinci Code - Dan Brown

sweet!

so its the end of that season, the school one that is. still havent got all my marks back yet, but they should/better show up soon. work starts tomorrow. w00t! went to CD plus today and got
The Mars Volta - Tremulant EP
Radiohead - My iron lung EP
SNL best of Christopher Walken

im listening to Tool's Parabol/Parabola right now. its unreal. ill even send it to you if you want, via msn...wait nobody gives a shit!

also what is it that attracts girls to guy who do asshole things? we all know that nice guys finish last, and girls like the jerks, but i think theyre needs to be a better study into why. its silly. *refuses to be an asshole*

to conclude my random thoughts ill say this from Parabola

last exam is done! muahahhahahaha

so i managed to pull my hamstring something fierce at rugby today, and now it hurts like a motherfucker.a bit of perusing the net tells me i should ice it lots (check) and be on crutches 3-5 days. fuck that are you serious?! crutches? that bullshit isnt going to fly!. ugh ill just try to rest if up i guess.

so i bought my bike today, im so pumped, i love it!

Garth:
we're looking down
on Wayne's basement,
only that's not Wayne's basement.


Isn't that weird?

Wayne:
Garth, that was a haiku!

-John Stuart Mill