So what should I say about me? I have mental issues. You probably dont want to know me and if you did you wouldnt like me. I like to yell at people. Its fun. I WILL rain on your parade. I live in Calgary...for now anyways. I might move back to Regina and resume my country girl roots. I hate people. I hate traffic. I HATE downtown. I like drinking. I love laughing. I love dancing. I love MEXICO! I hate Mexicans that steal my purse while Im dancing on a bar in Mexico. PIRATES STOLE MY MONEY! Do you ever want to stab someone in the eye? Yeah me too. I had cake for breakfast. Im reading Confessions of a Shopaholic. She and I have alot in common. We like to spend money and lie to people. Im gonna get my tattoo soon. Its going to rule. I love piercings. I love my brother who I live with. I love my family. I love my dogs. They can fit in a stocking. We put it to the test. I like music. Rap, rock, top 40 anything fun. I love the OC and Sex in the City. I love SNES. Mario is a good friend of mine. Yoshi is my homeboy and Donkey Kong is like a brother to me. I like theme parties and dressing up. Hawaiian Luau coming soon to a party house near you! Why are you reading this? It makes no sense. ROMPE!!
If youre one of the few people that I like HI AND I LOVE YOU! [/color][/b][/size]

Me and my girls on my birthday


My little boy


Fuck yeah...


Happy Halloween!




Smashed again!





The Gentlemans Club!


My old skool crew


Being Silly

Shooter McGavin "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"
Happy Gilmore "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
-Happy Gilmore

"Remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you."
-Robbie, The Wedding Singer

"If Im not back in 5 minutes...wait longer"
-Ace Ventura

"What do we burn besides witches?""MORE WITCHES!!!"
-Monty Python and the search for the Holy Grail

Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?
Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom.
Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said.
-Family Guy

"Thermostat One, Dena zero"
-Dena Zarusky on being beaten by the best

"When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke..."
-As Good As it Gets

Dr. Raymond Stantz: It can't be!
Dr. Peter Venkman: What is it?!
Dr. Raymond Stantz: It can't be!
Dr. Peter Venkman: What did you do, Ray?!
Winston Zeddemore: Oh, shit!!
Dr. Raymond Stantz: It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man
-Ghostbusters

"Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch."
-Stewie, Family Guy

"If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."
Peter, Family Guy

"You know what I like about you? You're stupid, like me"
Ryan Nicholson attempting to be sweet

"I swear to you, Im gonna kick you in the box if we missed the bus"
Ryan Nicholson showing his soft side