im from Whalley, im german, irish, and native, so you know i can drink, i do framing and look to hire my own crew in a few years i got alotta dislikes so be ready for wutz below lol it mite remind you bout a few of the things you dont like.
things you wont find on that list are money, pool, basketball, white kicks, and UFC.

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shout outs to all my friends out there
(if ur not on here dont get offended jus ask for a shout out)

Aarron- U get the 1'st space on my shout outs ur my blood i miss u like u wouldnt believe love ya man we've never had to be apart so long it feels wierd not having u around life isnt the same witout u around, remember Brad Warniki in Mill Lake we smashed him he got harsh fucked up 300 lb lionel two foot stomping his gut god thats gotta hurt we gotta smoke sum more doobies ASAP to bad i couldnt come this summer i didnt getta job and i wasted my time but well see wutt happens either way were gonna have fun, haha remember the Terra Nova Bar in Trail 17 playing pool drinking beer and George wuz so drunk thats sum Triple A Times Holy shit we got memories remember when George Punched that guy in the head cause he face washed me wuznt his name Drew haha he wuz a Jehovahs Witness now im bigger than the both of u ur Little Bigger Brother, aight Peace Bro hope to see ya soon.

Emily- Hey Gurl hows it goin good ya me to good times fo sho, Whenever were together its parties like the lil get together in mission the first nite we met that wuz awsome i liked the last part of the party the best i wuz the only one that wuznt drunk lol then my mom and roris mom showed up haha it got better though Rori passed out and missed the best part of the party lol then the party last week not much of one though jus sat around on a lawn chair and drank beers good times forever party partners for sure.

Brandon- Good times in Langley the Crack Whore and her Bisexual BF holy shit thats sum wierd peeps good thing we finally managed to ditch her. Subway all weekend lol Sweet Onion Chicken Terriyaki good shit Eh and Powerade our own addiction, Kyle gonna get knocked DO IT ya lol uve told ur frends uve got it cant back down now.

Matt- Wutz up Chug, im aloud to say it im native, Native Pride WorldWide, And DUB DUB, nites on E r the best smashing crackheads, wish i coulda seen u getting that mother fucker wit the two by four lol rite on we must jump sum more crackheads, buddies face split open on the first kick rite up outta his cardboard box, his ass wuz grass.

David- The silent one never says a word til u get drunk and then i hafta ducktape ur mouth shut lol i dont hear much come from u unless its a mumble i gotta see u get in a fite one day i dont think ive watched u kick sumbody's head in but one day ull boil over and shit will hit the fan im expecting it uve got enough power but uve gotta long way to go fore u stand a chance against the Briceter Miester LMAO!!!.

Kallum- HAHA Mill lake swimming pool the hott Asian and that Babe in the buck round midnite holy shit the spit in the condom on the pink panties I wonder wutt sumone would take that considering they prolly dont kno the story behind it lol i gave those twinkies lessons on how to tell if a condom has been punctured lol. Cant wait for summer break music festival thats gonna be fucking wicked girls, bombs and rave music how can it get any better, Apex as well and the fireworks in Vancouver we have a knack of running into eachother great minds think alike ya that bout all i can think of Peace out Dawg.

Zoli-it is hard to tell us apart on account of we look almost exactly alike, except im alot better looking lol its to bad ur grounded im goin to the summer break music festival and i lost my twin at the last rave damn u u were so zoned out holy shit it wuz awsome good times bro, as soon as ur not grounded get a hold of me whoa ur parents took that hard eh the glow shows we were mad withs those glow stick god im gonna go crazy at the summer break rave, From the Mirror to the Zoltan Peace out Bro.

Danya- Wutz Up, We've had sum good times, like the 1st party u and me went to at Andy's and i almost ended up fighting two drunk native that wuz an interesting nite, but u and Kelsey acted as my human shields then theres Apex am i a good chaperone or wutt, i lost 11lbs that nite 10 of those were prolly from trying to keep up with u god u can move fast dancing all nite under the lites having a good time fucking RItes alot more lines where that came from, tomorrows summer break rave i cant wait im fuckin stoked,

Alyssa- Wutz Up Good times lets see good times ummmmm oh ya ok i remember we were at Kallums the first time i mentioned shout outs and u were like i want one so i said allrite lets do sum partying and wutt not then ill have sumtin to put down, well that nite didnt turn out to be much of a party nite we jus hung around smoking doobies but then there wuz Mam's Party it kinda started out slow cause there were lotsa twinky bitches there that were totally frigid, but once we got the table to the middle of the room and a few drunk chicks stripping then the party got started everybody screaming, dancing, fun times for sure. haha we hung ur shirt from the roof fan that wuz funny but ya thats bout it for now ill put down more as we do more fun stuff, Peace Out Good times Fo Sho.

How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

Instructions on how to clean your toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash"
and "rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there
are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

How to Cook A Turkey:

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Smoke A Joint
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Smoke Another 2 Joints
Step 5: Set the degree at 350 ovens
Step 6: Joint Three More Smokes
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Smoke Four Another Joints.
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Joint another Smoke of Roll
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself
Step 13: Bake the Joint for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 16: Turk the Carvey
Step 17: Bake a Tong of the Hit
Step 18:Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 19: Bless the Saying Pass and Eat out

Rats
Thieves
Backstabbers
Andrew Meeches<----But hes all of the above
Skaters
Preps
Sluts
Cody Coucher
The Mall
Being Broke
Crackheads
Meth Heads
Heroin Addicts
Spiders
Web
Spider Man
Pamela Anderson
Jessica Simpson<----Prissy Little Princess
Gold Diggers
Brussel Sprouts
Beets
Hard Liqour except for Crown Royal
Seeds in my Oranges
Ugly Teeth
Fugly Girls
Flamboiant Fags
Weak Smokes
Perverted Pre School Prowlers
Church
Cookie Nipples
Batman And Robin Are Homos- Spandex are for Hott Girls not Hurting Guys
Man Thongs
Wierd Piercings
Granny Panties
Leapord Print Lingerie
Guys who act tough but are actually bitches (Andrew Meeches)
Small Dogs
Babies and Toddlers
Space Movies
Vampire Movies
Guys who fite cheap(such as biting, pinching, hair pulling, ball kicking)
Bad Art
Opera Music
Classical Music
Country Music
N'Sync- if i ever met Justin Timberlake id Bitch Slap Him
Guys who do Steroids- Trading in ur balls for muscle stop being Lazy and earn those muscles
40 year old Virgins- ur either hurting ugly or gay
Lesbians- Bisexual Girls on the other hand are fucking wicked
The Smell of Currey
Drag Queens- Get a Fucking Life Buds u were born a man be happy with it
Drama Queens
Torch Lighters that dont work in the wind even though that the point of a torch lighter
And Faggots like Andrew Meeches that just wont stop stirring up old shit