Uhh... lets see... My name is Kayla. I have black and red hair, blue eyes and yeah. I have a nose ring but I'm planning on getting some more piercings. I...along with my friend Felicia, am the most random person you will ever meet, I break out into song in public, making random scenarios when I'm bored and I am extremely hyper when I want to be.

I like to drink occasionally and I don't do drugs....drugs are bad mkay. I HATE NEEDLES WITH A BURNING PASSION. I like pie...but don't we all, Resident Evil is not just a game...its a way of life. DDR is the best game ever...its so addicting its not even funny.

You won't find me anywhere without my friend Felicia, we share the same mind....so without the other we are partially retarded :). I have a very fast temper and people say I need anger management...but I say FUCK YOU, I like my anger.

My style hrmmm well I really can't say much about that but... I wear what I like and that mostly includes black... but I'm starting to wear more color yay. I really don't care if you have something against what I like to wear etc. but if you persist to piss me off, I WILL sodomize you with my 5 1/2 inch boot heel mkay?

I love Jackass/Viva La Bam/ CKY/ Haggard and all that jazz...Raab Himself is the most amusing person I have ever heard of. I like making random videos with my friends.

!!Kayla and Felicias rant!!


-People who think they are soooo original and think everything else is tooo scene. They like a band one day and the next its 'tooooo sceeeeene' just because the band is starting to become popular. Get it through your fucking head... you are not original... a thousand people have probably done everything you do at least once. And don't rag on your friends because of the fucking clothes they are wearing cuz they are way too 'scene'. It's fucking clothing get that through your head.

-People who go to a fucking concert but dont even watch cuz they are too fucking busy sucking each others faces off.... GET A FUCKING ROOM!!!! You don't have to kiss each other every minute of every day... and some of us actually go to concerts to LISTEN AND WATCH... and flail.
Felicia: Maybe we think this way right now cuz we are single.... who knows.

-Sleeve tattoos that dont even connect in anyway. Like getting the fucking constelations on their arm but having them in random fucking places just to make it look like its a full sleeve tattooo.... find something else to add or dont fucking do it at all!!!! (it's just fucking boring!)

-ANDREW JOHNSON. Period.

-People who think that I will steal something from their precious store just because of the way I look. Just because we're teenagers and we happen to wear alot of black does NOT mean we are going to steal from you okay? I'm sick and tired of going into a store and having the clerks watch me like a hawk, its stupid and discriminative.

-When people complain about the way I talk. If I want to talk childishly then I will do so. If you don't like what I say or how I say then leave me alone or STFU and deal with it. I swear ALOT and I don't care if you like it or not I'm still going to do it. I didn't change for my mom and I won't change for you so if you can't take it then go play hide and go f*ck yourself. :)

-Girls who think its cool to post nearly nude pictures of themselves on the net. Do you think it makes you get respect and that guys will like you better?? sure, they may want to "do you" but in the end you're just being judged for your looks and by posting like that it makes you look like a whore.

-Valentines Day a.k.a BIGGEST F*CKING COMMERCIALISED HOLIDAY IN THE WORLD. What? do people just like making up holidays to make single people feel depressed.

-Young children, now this doesn't apply to ALL of them BUT 95% of them. Why is it that little kids have to be so repetative and why is it that they have to scream ALL THE TIME and they must have their way. If they fall down and barely injure themselves they burst into a loud temper tatrum until their mommy buys them a shiney new lollipop

-People who think I dress the way I do for attention- Okay now this one bothers me. They say "Oh you only do it for attention rah rah" Well SCREW THAT, why would I do that for attention considering 80% of the attention is negative. Such as people saying "Its not halloween freak" and whatever else those idiots can come up with, I don't really care what they have to say...if they're going to hate me for it then FINE its their fault they're so close minded. Don't get me wrong, I get that warm fuzzy feeling whenever someone says "I like your style" and whatnot but that does not mean I go out of my way to be different. End of story.

-Little 13 year olds who run around with drippy eyeliner all over their face, worshipping satan, bitching about how their life sucks because their mommies wouldn't let them go to a freaking Manson concert and going off and cutting themselves. People like that are the reason that alot of people think badly of us. Get.this.through.your.head...NO ONE wants to hear about how goth you are, how cool blood and death is AND ESPECIALLY no one wants to see you walking around with a retarded inverted pentacle on your forehead.

-Cam pervs- OH GOD I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I HATE THEM. Most of them can barely speak english...they speak Turkish or some shiot like that. They add me on MSN and the first thing I get is "Cam pls?" and then they send the cam invite, what makes them think it will work...I don't know. You don't even know me and you expect me to go on my cam and get NAKED for you!? how about NO