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I LOVE TO PLAY FOOTBALL

10 Reasons To Date A Football Player

1. they always go for who they want
2. they never lose their grip
3. they hit hard
4. they can always go the distance
5. after they score they go for more
6. they always wear protective gear
7. they go for a full 4 quarters, sometimes more
8. they never give up even when the score is against them
9. they can play offense or defense
10. they are all big

R.I.P. Craig Fey, Feb 89-May 06



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10 reasons why u should date a soccer player

1.we know how to kick it
2. we r use to scoring
3. we love grass
4.well make u scream for more
5.sweating is no problem
6.skill is definate
7.well play newhere, netime
8.we can go for 90 minutes in at least 11 different positions
9.kicking ass is the same as smacking it
10.were always on top


REASONS ITS GREAT TO BE A GUY
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female
3. A 5 day vacation requires only 1 suitcase
4. You dont have to monitor your friends sex lives
5. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter
6. You can open all your own jars
7. Old friends dont give a crap whether you've gained or lost weight
8. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind
9. When clicking through the channels, you dont have to stall at every shot of someone crying
10. All your orgasms are real
11. You dont have to lug a bag of useful stuff around evrywhere you go
12. You can go to the bathroom without a supporrt group
13. Your last name stays put
14. You can leave the hotel bed unmade
15. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
16. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow
17. Sex means never worrying about your reputation
18. Wedding plans take care of themselves
19. If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend
20. You dont have to shave below the neck
21. None of your co-workers has the power to make you cry
22. You dont have to curl up to a harry butt every night
23. If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices
24. You can write your name in the snow
25. Everything on your face gets to stay its original colour
26. Chocolate is just another a snack
27. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat
28. Flowers fix everything
29. You can wear a white shirt to the waterpark
30. Three pairs of shoes is more then enough
31. You can eat a banana in a hardware store
32. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room
33. You can whip off your shirt on a hot day
34. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from gettin laid
35. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me"
36. The world is your urinal
37. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
38. You never have to drive on to another gas station because this ones just too skeevy
39. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you're wearing
40. Grey hair and wrinkles only adds distinction
42. You dont have to leave the room to make an emergancy crotch adjusment
43. Wedding dress: $2,000; Tuxedo rental: $75.00
44. You dont care if someones talking behind your back
45. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earths population in 15 tries, at least in theory
46. You dont have to mooch off others desserts
47. If you retain water, its in a canteen
48. The remote is yours and only yours
49. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them
50. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring them a little gift
51. Bachelor parties kick ass over bridal showers
52. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother
53. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked
54. You needn't pretend you're freshening up to go to the bathroom
55. If you dont call your buddy when you say you will, he wont tell your other friends you've changed
56. You can rationalize any behaviour with the handy phrase "screw it"
57. If another another guys shows up at a party with the same outfit, you might just become lifelong buddies
58. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?"

Football is the ****..
Soccer

BITCHES
CHUGS