There are two types of guys in the world....Guys who are hockey players and guys wont want to be hockey players
The 18 Hockey Commandments
1. Thou shalt not have no other sports before thee.
2. Thou shalt take the name of the Lord Scotty Bowman, in vain (without fear of getting benched, scratched, or traded).
3. Thou shalt not throw the puck blindly up the middle.
4. Thou shalt not shoot pucks at the goalie's groin during warm-ups.
5. Thou shalt not covet thy team mates wife (unless thou art Mike comrie).
6. Thou shalt honor thy blue line and thy crease.
7. Thou shalt not enter the neutral zone with thy head down (especially if scott stevens is on the ice).
8. Thou shalt not throw sticks (unless thou wants to hurt thyself or see the rest of thy game from thy locker room).
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against they video replay official.
10. Thou shalt not steal the puck from Chris Pronger (without getting thy wrist whacked).
11. Thou shalt not take stupid penalties in the third period.
12. Thou shalt not move thy team to North Carolina.
13. Thou shalt not make racial slurs against thine enemies, or thou shalt be suspended. However, thou canst punch thine enemies in the face and chastise them verily.
14. Thou shalt not root for the Red Wings or you shalt go to the place of eternal wailing and gnashing of teeth.
15. Thou shalt not talk on thy cell phone during a game.
16. Thou shalt take thy man and not thy puck.
17. Thou shalt not lust after bimbos on the Jumbo Tron unless thy bimbos have very large breasts.
18. Thou shalt not pick a fight with tie domi or georges laraque.
Why Copenhagen is Better than a Woman
1. Copenhagen doesn't give you any backtalk
2. When you're done with a tin, you can immediately get rid of it
3. You don't have to take Copenhagen to dinner and a movie
4. Copenhagen never gets hateful once a month
5. Copenhagen never scares you by being late
6. Copenhagen is always there for you no matter what
7. You can share Copenhagen with a friend, no questions asked
8. Copenhagen never wants you to meet the parents
9. You never have to tell Copenhagen "I Love You"... But really u do, it just Knows it
10. Copenhagen is Copenhagen