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Fuck the men Let's Drink to us.

IM THE SHIZNIT

Tis I, the midget of all that is unblessed, and boring. I bring the lulz, bitches.

I have better tits than the person above me.

Hi, not interested.

I like my coffee black, just like my metal.

Feed me a stray cat.

Only on here looking for people that want to create some extra cash flow above & beyond what your already doing.

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Mitch Hedberg-One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said, "Here’s a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger. “Here’s a picture of me when I’m older." “You son-of-a-bitch! How’d you pull that off? Lemme see that camera!"

I like to pick things up and put them down.

The Doctor is In - It's Martini Time!

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I'll make you smile. There'll be sunshine when it rains. Nothing will be the same.

All I really gotta do it live and die, but I'm in a hurry and don't know why.

i am who i am, and that's what you get.

Yo mama should have told you im a bad n***a

Derp

There are 5 things you must know about me. 1. I'm awesome 2. I don't like people with less than 3 dimensions 3. I'm not S.W.E.D-ish, nor do I like the S.W.E.D-ish 4. A large IQ turns me on more than large tits. 5. I'm awesome