THE 11 COMMANDMENTS OF ROCK:
I - THOU SHALL ROCK
II - THOU SHALL NOT LISTEN TO HIP-HOP
III - GROUPIES ARE A BLESSING, NOT A SIN
IV - IT"S A SIN TO GO A DAY WITHOUT ROCK OF ANY KIND
V - THOU MUST BE A STAGE FREAK
VI - THOU MUST PLAY ROCK INSTRUMENT
VII - JUST VOCALS DONT COUNT
VIII - THOUST MUST LISTEN TO MUSIC LOUD OR NOT AT ALL
IX - THOU SHALT NOT COMPLAIN AFTER HEAD BANGING
X - THOU SHALL RESPECT AND SERVE GODS OF ROCK .ie.Hendrix, Cooper, Hetfield, Dimebag
XI - THOU SHAULT HAVE THY LONGITH HAIR (or a rockith hat)
Reasons to date a Bassist
we got this
Top 10 reasons to date a drummer
1. Our coordination is incredible.
2. We can keep any tempo you want.
3. No matter what speed we go, we can make it good.
4. No matter how tired we are, we always finish.
5. We can follow the lead, or take it.
6. We love to bang.
7. No objections to preforming in front of an audience.
8. We know how to handle our sticks
9. We know the best spots to hit.
10. BY the time we're done you'll be cheering as loud as you can
and this
Top 10 reasons to date a guitar player
1.Fast fingers
2.Big hands hahaha
3.leader of the group
4.Best looking
5.We can work a solo with you anywere
6.We make up good stuff on the fly
7.We can take the lead and fallow
8.We can do more things with our fingers than pick, we can also tap
9.Always know were the party is
10. Always can make the crowed follow us.
Bassists got that and we can nail, tap and slap. and so much much more hahaha
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