G.CRACKER STANDS FOR GRAHAM CRACKER. I AM NOT, I REPEAT, NOT A WIGGER.
My name is Ainsley. When I was five I found out the tooth fairy didn't actually exist. This new found knowledge scarred me for the rest of my life. Because of this, I can no longer love like a normal human being. I cannot trust a man or woman enough to get close enough to love them. I am now destined to wander the world, having sex with anyone who will give me the time of day. Now that you have heard my story, ask yourself this, should parents lie to their children? Is this a healthy way to raise the adults of tomarrow?

Yah I don't know why I just wrote that. I mean sure, finding out the tooth fairy didn't exist was devastating, but it didn't scar me for the rest of my life. I guess that paragraph basically sums up who I am. Random, weird, slightly crazy. If that's the kind of person you want to get to know, by all means, continue reading my profile. But if you don't want to be associated with an odd person such as myself, I suggest to click the arrow to go backwards, and talk to someone else. Thank you come again.

Oh btw guys, the way to a girls heart is by complementing her horse, not her boobs. I thought this would be obvious but obviously, it isn't. So I will put this quite simply. If you want me to reply to a comment/message, put in a good word about Griffion. Think good thoughts about my breasts perhaps, but write about the horse.

GRIFFION!!! He's my beatiful horse. I don't actually own him, I just lease him. I love him. And also, I didn't name him. When I started leasing him, I thought the spelling of his name looked odd. I decided to look it up in the dictionary and low and behold, I was right. It's ironic. You can spell it three different ways, Griffin, Griffon, or Gryphon. I don't see Griffion anywhere in that list. There are THREE acceptable ways of spelling it and the owner couldn't choose so apparently she made of a mix of two ways. Griffin + Griffon = Griffion apparently.

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Food
Dogs
Reading
TV
MILK
Pippan
Sharkey
Sleep
VAMPIRES
INNUENDO
Converse
Horses/Riding
Spouting my political beliefs
Ranting about my religious beliefs
Talking...about myself. Listening to others, not so much.

I decided my new bike needs its own paragraph. Although this is in the likes catagory, I don't, in fact, like it. I love it. It is blue. It is shiny. It is pimped
out. It stayed in my room cause I missed it until the wheels became too dirty for the carpet so now it is in the room next to mine. It is safe, don't worry, no on is stealing it. It has a bike rack which is not dorky, it fucking rocks. Think of all the things I can strap onto it, books, food, small animals, the options are endless. Also, I bought a nice lock for it so don't even think about trying to steal it. IT'S MINE. I would continue talking about my bike but I am sure you are getting bored. Oh, by the way, my two dogs are ok too. But nothing provides companionship like a new bike.

Hot Boys (and when I say boys, I actually mean old, dirty, bad men)
Some examples are (famous ones that you will know):
James Marsters, Buffy
Stuart Townsend, Queen of the Damned
Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean
Hugh Jackman, X-men
Viggo Mortenson (sp.?), Lord of the Rings

Cute Boys (and when I say cute boys, I mean boys I love but do not drool over)
Some examples:
Matthew Macfadyen, Pride and Prejudice
Pippin, Lord of the Rings
There are too many to list. I give up.


The fact that I have now passed the 3,000 hits mark. To read the rest of this sentence look down to dislikes...

...the fact that I have not had 3,000 comments which mean some people go to my profile and then don't leave a comment. How rude. Please be polite and leave a comment if you read my page, even if your comment is "you are an ugly whore, you disgust me" or "whoops I didn't mean to click on your profile". Thank you very much.

I really hate wanna-be punk rockers. JUST BECAUSE YOU WEAR BLACK AND CONVERSE IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU PUNK. That goes for Avril Lavigne, Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, Hilary Duff, Ashley Simpson, and Sum 41. There are others but I can't think of them at the moment.

I also hate when guys try to appeal to girls by refering to women as bitches. Why do you think we like that? Also guys who call themselves pimps. I don't think you are sexy because you want to whore out women and live off there bodies.

People with random pictures and "poetry" in their profile. You aren't deep. You're a poser.

WHEN LITTLE BOYS HIT ON ME. AND OLD MEN...IF YOUR MORE THEN 4 YEARS OLDER THEN ME, YOU'RE TOO OLD.

People without pictures. I know you're actually 45. You aren't fooling me with that 17 nonsense.

German keyboards.

People who label their pictures by saying: Me. My arm. My bod. Me again. YAH I CAN BLOODY WELL SEE THAT'S YOU OR YOU'RE ARM. WHAT I CAN'T BLOODY WELL SEE IS WHY SOMEONE HASN'T STABBED YOU WITH A PEN YET.

Couples. When I'm single, everyone should be single.