The cockiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in the
world. Will do anything just to be able to tell his teammates a great story in the dressing
room. Live the dream until they are 35 then realize they never made it. Ladies love us,
guys want to be us, we are the soul of the universe. We lace up the skates, put on the
gloves, strap on the helmet, and walk onto the ice and nothing else matters. It doesn’t
matter that you failed a test, your girl is being a bitch, or that you got a ticket on the way
there. Your world is absolutely perfect for the next couple of hours. Face-offs, goals,
assists, overtime, living on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, going top-
shelf, countless hours of practice, bag skates, puking, thousands of dollars, dangling D-
Men, end to end rushes, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packing bombs, dropping the
mitts, wheeling broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyones last name,
the word "fuck", tape to tape sauce, let downs, miracles and most of all, the game of
Hockey. Why? Why do we skate back and forth night after night? Skating so hard we
throw up. Skating so hard your heart beat rings in your head while your lungs are grasping
for air. Late nights, early mornings, Friday nights, Saturday evenings, broken bones, torn
muscles and deep bruises. We skate through it all. Because we live off our adrenaline,
because the game frees your spirit, because the party in the locker room is second to
none, because you’re invincible once you step on the ice, because one shot can make
you smile all night, sniping the twine, top shelf where momma keeps the peanut butter,
the rattling of the boards, the feel of the puck, and skates carving into the ice is a rhythm
to live by, because its possible to skate fast enough to leave all your worries behind.
Sweat is the cologne of our accomplishment. People always ask why someone would
push themselves so hard? House League, A, AA, AAA, Jr A, WHL, College, Pro...It's
never been for the money, it's not for the girls, and it's not for the fame. The boys play
because we love it. I'm a hockey player and I wouldnt have it any other way.