1. I'll respond with something random about you.
You're a thousand miles away, but girl tonight you look so pretty.

2. I'll challenge you to try something.
Be less of a nymphomaniac, silleh.

3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you.
Blue.

4. I'll tell you something I like about you.
You're ridiculously smart, stroke-inducingly pretty, and witty enough to compete with the best of them, except of course myself.

5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
When I happened upon your page and left that comment.

6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
A kitten.

7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.
Make me a sammich?

8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your own blog.

1. I'll respond with something random about you.
You're a stupid Venezuelan.

2. I'll challenge you to try something.
Cease the above activity.

3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you.
Blue/Black control.

4. I'll tell you something I like about you.
You're smarter than most of your friends, while being 75 years younger.

5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
I don't really know. I don't think I have any perfectly clear memories of you, so I'll just say I still remember you from -way- back, when I met you as a friend of Nick.

6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
Mongoose. You agile, powerful, tiny little bastard.

7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.
Why don't you use #4 to make more friends that aren't the ones you have?

8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your own blog.