Pick the month you were born in
1-I ate
2-I killed
3-I raped
4-I licked
5-I jacked off
6-I fucked
7-I cuddled with
8-I smoked
9-I slept with
10-I sucked
11-I stabbed
12-I made out with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01-a bag of weed
02-my dog
03 -a horse
04------a pornstar
05------your mom
06------john gotti
07------a lesbian
08------a prostitute
09------a toothbrush
10------a homo
11------a jew
12------an overweight Asian man
13------Paris Hilton
14------a whore
15------a spaniard
16------a pickle
17------the trojan man
18------a bisexual
19------a bottle of vodka
20------a crackhead
21------an orange
22------ a bottle of honey
23------a easter egg
24------my ex
25------a french guy
26------a drug dealer
27------ a stripper
28------a homeless gal
29------a vagina
30------a dog
31------Randy Moss

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White--- because I have a gigantic penis
Black----because Im Rick James Bitch
Pink-----because I love giving blow jobs
Red-----because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue----because Im sexii
Polka Dots----because I hate my life
Purple----because Im gay
Gray-----because i love marijuana
Orange-----because I have double d's
Green-----because Im beautiful
Other-----because im a drug dealer
Turqoise-----because I have an extremely small dick
Brown-------because i swallow cum
Shirtless-----because i got abs