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The Mean Reds
Those times when I had nowhere to go, nothing to do, and no one to tell it all to.

Those times when I was lonely to the bone, but there was no one I felt safe or comfortable enough to be with.

Those times when I made myself so physically sick and was hurting so bad that I couldn't even imagine getting better.

Those times when I was so depressed, or in such despair or terror, that I couldn't even imagine happiness.

Those times when I was so full to the brim with tears, but I couldn't cry even though I wanted to.

Those times when the people who said they would always be there, were no where to be found when I really needed them.

Those times when I couldn't stand what I was, and I didn't know how I could possibly be something else.

Those times when I could no longer stand living where I was living, but there was no where else to go, and no way to get there anyhow.

Those times when I felt I couldn't go on living with someone, but I couldn't imagine my life without them.

Those times when I felt terribly guilty, or just plain wrong, about doing something, but I was sure I'd only feel worse if I stopped doing it.

Those times when I hated how I was being treated, but I didn't see that there was anything I could do about it.

Those times when I didn't want to go on living any more, but it made me even more depressed and immobilized to think about killing myself.
 

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Great Quote...
 

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"WHAAATT?!"



-Jill Bennett, you are my hero
 

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-you desperately want a cat/dog/child/goldfish just so you can call it Tegan

-you buy a T shirt because you know Sara would like it

-you're counting down the days til you get your money for university so you can spend it all on their merch

-your hardrive is 97% Tegan and Sara and 3% Other stuff

-when you watch the con dvd EVERY night ......and sheepishly admit that you know most of it by heart.

-when you constantly check to see if maple have more sizes in the hoodies

-"model through it" has wored it's way into your vocabulary

-you consider making a "TEGAN SAYS MODEL THROUGH IT" Tshirt

-When you laugh hysterically at jokes made by them or at situations that remind you of them, like an amazing inside joke, but then you realize no one knows who they are and theres no one to share the humorous situation with.

-When your friends get angry at you because you talk about Tegan and Sara so much.

-When people start ignoring you as soon as you start to say "Te.."

-When you're finally willing to get a job just so you can buy TnS stuff.

-When you get extremely excited when someone else, other than yourself, actually starts the conversation that has to do with Tegan and Sara.

-When you are more then willing to try to sneak into a 18+ show when you're underage. Buy the ticket, and then you de-invite a friend because he might blow your cover.

-you get a facebook just to test the "beer, babies, or both" theory.

-you're shy to answer at a friend who ask you what are you listening on your IPOD when it's always the same old answer... Tegan and Sara..

-a person that doesn't know you comes up to you, and say i heard that band tns their pretty good.

-you have a password(that has tns in it or something referring to them) then you give it to someone and their like tegan and sara OMG whats wrong with you!

-instead of paying your cell phone bill you buy tns tickets.

-your fam and friends go somewhere with you and their like oh no not them again.

-you tell stories about their stories, songs, shows, and all the other cool stuff they do, and people say things like let me guess this is about tegan and sara

-when someone mentions that they like the white stripes song walking with a ghost and they either don't know it was a cover of t&s or say the white stripes version is better, you want to punch them in the face

-when your bored and sitting in class you start writing random T&S lyrics all over your notebooks and/or binder

-your friends get in your car and are like " omfg do you own any other cds!" when they realize its still the con playing

-when your "hook" for an english paper is a t+s song quote.

-you start almost every sentence with "I remember when Tegan and Sara said <insert>"

-one of your friends knows someone called Sara Quin and you like that person more than your original friend

-you quote tegan and sara daily.

-you hear the name tegan, or sara and you automatically think about tegan and sara

-when you tell another person about the quotes of t'n's because you think they're hilarious and the person you're telling it to reacts like, 'eh. okay. soo, this is funny becaause?'

-you get little info cards from your teacher to write your intrests on and you write "TEGAN and SARA" really huge on it and seriously hand it in.

-the description of you to strangers includes the words "Tegan and Sara"

-anything anyone ever says anymore reminds you of something Tegan or Sara have said.

-when ur ringtones are tns songs

-when you've stopped saying 'bye' to people - now you SING 'byeee, byy-yy-yyee'.

-any short phrase (really, any one at all) will set you off singing a t&s song

-you can't say just "I know" you have to say it three times

-When you see your sister poking a sandwich and you start laughing histaricaly

-you listen to t&s so much and so loudly that your mum now loves them and think you have the best music taste ever.

-your mum asks you if you're going down town and instead of answering her you just sing the T&S song

-You are waiting for a machine to hurry up, and you start singing "Take a moment, take a year."

-When you don't even think they look alike anymore

-you create a topic called You Know You're Obsessed With Tegan And Sara when

 

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CANT GET ENOUGH OF THIS!!!!!
OMG LMFAO!!!!!!!!

 

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Commercials...
In Canada it's like a commercial on: Hockey Night in Canada, then Canadian Tire, then Home Depo 'you can do it, we can help' .
But in the states its like: "Do you have Herpes?", " are you fat?" "The WAARRRRRRR on terror!!!".
Its like, I feel fat, like I have an STD and that there is an inner war going on inside of me.
 

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Haikus...
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator.
 

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The Con : The Movie


Sara: "...you're discusting"
 

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GirlTrash!
"Women should come with warning labels on them. They put warnings on cough syrup and aspirin, fertilizer and construction sites. A warning that lets you know there is danger ahead. A warning reminds you that you might get hurt.

A simple warning would suffice : May cause dizziness, shortness of breath, impaired thinking, euphoria, poor judgement, injury or in severe cases death."
 

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Das Band Bio
micah
i had an idea

annie
yes?

micah
for our site bio, instead of having someone write one, let's just interview each other over IM and post it

annie
ok, when do we do that?

annie
oh wait, did it already start?

micah
do you want to make up questions beforehand or just wing it?

annie
i think we should do it now

micah
i guess we could

annie
because if you think about it too hard nothings going to be cool

micah
right, it'll ruin it... we can take out the boring parts

annie
yeah, ill edit it

annie
ok so, bio's...does anyone care?

annie
theres ants crawling around and when i put my hand on the mouse they crawl in between my fingers and bite me

micah
this isn't an interview

annie
ok, here it is

micah
we have to ask each other questions

annie
oh, micah, can i borrow some money?

micah
no, next question

annie
you start, i suck at this

micah
okay, so annie, where are you from?

annie
i don't want anyone to know that

micah
that question sucks

annie
yeah, i'm from america and so are you

micah
good, now that we got that out of the way

annie
and we both play some instruments, you play all of them and i play some of them... and in our band you play two at once and i just play one and then i sing which is almost two at once

micah
this is sounding really dry

annie
shut up

annie
i'm totally interested

micah
okay, keep going

annie
ok, well, thats it

annie
what else do they want to know

annie
have you ever been in a band that anyone cared about?

micah
just this one, and i think you're the only one who cares

annie
you were in some band called radio 4 right

micah
yes there was radio 4

annie
but not the one that people know about

micah
we played around LA and OC for a few years

annie
right

micah
but things fell apart and another band snatched up the name

annie
i played a couple shows in orange county but everyone who was there has probably overdosed on heroin by now

micah
that's orange county for you

micah
with what band?

annie
i played keyboards in some punk band called shrinkwrap or some shit

annie
and then i played solo but i didn't have a lot of songs

micah
is "or some shit" part of the band name or the sentence?

annie
sentence

micah
right, then you met me?

annie
right, then we met because you used to sleep with my mom when you worked together

annie
i'm trying to spice things up

micah
actually you got that backwards, i use to work with her when we slept together

micah
whatever same difference

annie
yeah

annie
and then i made you record lots of songs with m

annie
e

annie
me

annie
fuck

micah
it's okay we can fix it later

micah
we'll just punch in and you can retype it

annie
ok

annie
it all started with that sweet ass cover of "who's crying now" by journey

micah
i remember it well, that was almost a year ago today

annie
then we did what no one should ever do and recorded "god only knows" by the beach boys

micah
which almost killed me

annie
and it was good

annie
why'd that almost kill you

micah
we did it in like 2 days, something like 26 tracks

annie
yeah, and we got really drunk

micah
of course

micah
you have to be drunk to think you can cover a song off pet sounds

annie
totally

annie
then months and months later, after i was tired of trying to be in bands with girls and other people who sucked

micah
nine months later giant drag was born

micah
good thing you didn't get that band abortion

annie
no kidding

annie
you know how i love abortions

micah
i'm always dragging you away from the clinic

annie
and i'm like "just one more!"

annie
anyway, then we rounded up 7 songs and played our first show at the scene in glendale

annie
everything sounded shitty there

micah
you just booked it and told me about it after the fact, "either you're playing with me or i'm going to play it myself" and i wasn't about to let you go out like that

annie
because i knew we wouldn't practice hard enough if i didn't book a show

micah
sneaky shit

annie
i had to get this shit going

annie
and i did

micah
there's also the story of the bassist that never was

micah
we originally planned to get more people to play with us

annie
oh yeah, but its a lot easier to only have two people in the band

micah
and more money for us

annie
totally

micah
so then we played the troubadour which fuckin' rocked

annie
yeah, because they kind of know how to do sound there

micah
recorded some more songs

annie
in one night... and one take for me i might add

micah
you did 3 tracks all one takers if i remember correctly

micah
and then we set up this website... is that bio enough?

annie
i guess

micah
do you have anything else you'd like to confess?

annie
yes, * ** ******** gay *** *** ** **** **** * 12 year old

micah
yeah, did you **** **** ***?

micah
*** ****** ***** **, ****** *** ******* *** younger!

annie
** ** ******

micah
we're going to have to seriously edit this

annie
that part better not go on the website

micah
of course not

micah
should we wrap up?

annie
yes

annie
and in conclusion bio's suck

micah
thank you everyone, and if you got this far you have problems

annie
yeah mom!

micah
we talked about your mom way too much

micah
i think you have issues

annie
i know, there's this picture of her next to the computer

annie
i think i'm going to be sick
 

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The Con
" Shes like lying on a piano that has snow on it...
'Encircle me I need to be' and they're like...

neeeeeeh, neeeeeeeeeeeh, neeeeeeeh eeeh
 

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lol
Simlarities between Old Jewish people and Black men...

- Very white shoes, they like there sneakers white.
- Track Suits. They dig the track suits.
- They love diamonds and bling and money and things
- They're crazy about there grandchildren
- Big on cadalacs
- All there friends are dying
- They say "Yo" alot. (jews say it right to left)
- they love orange soda( i made that one up but it feels right)