Action, Comedy, Horror, Psychological Thrillers, Spy/Political Thrillers, Teen
Art:
Graphic Design, Web Design
Animals/Pets:
Dogs
Video Games:
First person shooter, Racing, Role Playing, Strategy
Cars:
Audio, Drag Racing, Imports
Music:
Alternative, Electronica, Hip-Hop, House, Jazz, R & B, Rap, Reggae, Rock, Ska, Techno, Trance
Sports:
Basketball, Car racing, Snowboarding, Swimming
Activities:
Driving, Listening to music, Poker, Pool/Billiards, Shopping
Musical Instruments:
Saxophone
Outdoor:
Going to the beach
Computers:
E-mail, Gaming, Graphics, Hardware, Instant Messaging, Linux/BSD, Programming, Surfing the net
ABOUT ME
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One night a man had a dream. He dreamed
he was walking along the beach with the LORD.
Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.
For each scene he noticed two sets of
footprints in the sand: one belonging
to him, and the other to the LORD.
When the last scene of his life flashed before him,
he looked back at the footprints in the sand.
He noticed that many times along the path of
his life there was only one set of footprints.
He also noticed that it happened at the very
lowest and saddest times in his life.
This really bothered him and he
questioned the LORD about it:
"LORD, you said that once I decided to follow
you, you'd walk with me all the way.
But I have noticed that during the most
troublesome times in my life,
there is only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why when
I needed you most you would leave me."
The LORD replied:
"My son, my precious child,
I love you and I would never leave you.
During your times of trial and suffering,
when you see only one set of footprints,
it was then that I carried you."
go 2 rockridge, incase you couldn't tell
live in West Van
West Van City
in gr12
african/persian
--I Wear Italian--
--I Drive German--
--I Kiss French--
--I Fuck Indian*--
--But I'm A Mutha Fuckin Canadian--
*=Kama Sutra. Fools.
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I Like (in no particular order)
Music.
An Computers.
N Laughin at yo punk ass.
N Chillin wit ma boyz n gurlz.
N Drivin my grey BMW 740iL.
N Chicks.
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The following one liners define my personality:
Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
WHY INDIANS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS
1. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us.
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
5. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane
7. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
8. We would have all lined up to get our photograph taken by one of the hostage
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OH YEAH and i'm an officially ordained clergyman. Thats right. I can marry people.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"In this country, you gotta make the money first.
Then when you get the money, you get the power.
Then when you got the power, then you get the
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----------Tony Montana
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Snoop Dogg Is The BEST
Ice Cube is fuckin awesome, the new cd is the shit
-You Mighta Seen Me In The Streets, but nigga you don' know me-
I LOVE COKE!!! PEPSI SUCKS BALLSSS!!!! BUT COKE N BAWLS R0X!
yes i like coke n bawls.
Above image made with over 1000 bottles of bawls.
mmmmm... bawls
I LIKE TO PROCRASTINATE!
This is just SOOOO cool:
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wholy SHIT this is HOTTTTT
and this is fuckin FUNNY!!!
stolen from -SpineShank- bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.
Bloodninja:Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate:Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:Umm...Yes
DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja:How did you know?
Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the f**k?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate:F**k
Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your leg
Brittny Rules. <3
DISLIKES
Pepsi
people who leave their tags open. losers. hahahaha (you know yur a g when...)
fat people who think they're good looking (guys or gurlz, either way its just nasty)
Apple (like apple computers... damn you iPod)
People who think ipod is the greatest thing. its not. it sucks.
One Word Comments. thats not a comment, its a word.
Hard Drugs.[like E n coke n shrooms]
This situation:
ok so i'm in band, and i'm fuckin starving. so i text my mom an i'm like 'pick up some nandos (chicken... its rly good) and i get to the car and she's got nandos. an i'm like sweeeet. and i haven't eaten at all, so i'm fuckin starving, so i grab the chicken. Now nandos has like 5 levels of hotness: Lemon & Herb, Mild, Medium, Hot, Extra Hot. Mom got hot. I'm the kinda person that really can't eat hot foods. but i'm starving. so i dig in. Immediatly my mouth ignites. My bro is with us, he was at band too, and he's the kinda guy that LOVES hot food. like LOVES it. he can eat TONS of stuff. and he's tearing about 5 min into his chicken. So we're sittin there, liquid coming from every orrofice on our faces (save for our ears), you know how it is. It was fuckin HOT. Its like Lets feed alllllllll the starving children in the world, but lets give them food so god damn hot they can't eat it! muahahaha!
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Totaly brittnys idea 2 put that in
isn't it freaky how easy it would be for the site owners to track any one of us down :S
(you know yur a g when...)