Kim says:
haha civilian teal'c
Jordan says:
haha what a fag
Kim says:
no way! he's a pure blooded alien bombshell!
Jordan says:
right (pervert)
Kim says:
pervert for thinking I was being perverted
Jordan says:
pervert for knowing what pervert means
Kim says:
pervert for buying an external hard drive for porn
Jordan says:
pervert for saying external
Kim says:
pervert for pointing out external before porn
Jordan says:
pervert for using external and the word pord with only a one word buffer
Kim says:
pervert for making porn into a typo that's only 3 letters away from your name
Jordan says:
pervert for perverting the alphabit
Kim says:
idiot for not spelling alphabet correctly (pervert for having a weird latex fetish)
Jordan says:
pervert for making up lies
Kim says:
pervert for using my computer to access your strange porn websites
Jordan says:
pervert for for thinking i use your computer
Kim says:
pervert for denying being perverted
Jordan says:
pervert for starting the pervert calling
Kim says:
pervert for indulging in it
Jordan says:
pervert for not realizing that i started the pervert calling
Kim says:
... pervert for FOOLING ME
Jordan says:
pervert for getting fooled
Kim says:
right (pervert)
Jordan says:
endgame
Jordan says:
nicely done
Kim says:
it even has a certain symmetry. it's almost like we've practiced this for years

There comes a day not far but soon,
When ash shall fall and heads shall swoon,
When sky is black and earth glows red,
And all once green is whithered and dead.

As men cry out to the gods' deaf ear,
Warriors shake and tremble in fear,
Out of the flames the Hell Wyrms arise,
Bringing worlds end, and heavens demise.

With scale like rock and mouths filled with knives,
The hate of mankind burns in their eyes,
Talons of steel render flesh from bone,
The children cry out "leave us alone!"

But no relief will come for the Humes fate is sealed,
No sword, axe or bow shall cause them to yield,
Drive to consume by some unholy fire,
The earth shall burn like a gods funeral pyre.

And as the smoke turns the day into night,
All shall bow to their new master's might,
Man shall know true power reborn,
And feel the weight of eternal scorn,

Please understand
This isn't just goodbye
This is I cant stand you
This is where the road crashed into the ocean
It rises all around me
And now we're barely breathing
A thousand faces we'll choose to ignore

Curse my enemies forever
Lets slit our wrists and burn down something beautiful
This desperation leaves me overjoyed
With fading lights that leads us past the lives that we destroy

I listen to you cry
I cry for less attention
But both my hands are tied
And I'm pushed into the deep end
I listen to you talk but talk is cheap
And my mouth is filled with blood
From trying not to speak
So search for an excuse
And someone to believe you
In foreign dressing rooms
I'm empty with the need to

Curse my enemies forever
Lets slit our wrists and burn down something beautiful
This desperation is leaving me overjoyed
With fading lights that leads us past the lives that we destroy

Please understand
This isn't just goodbye
This is I cant stand you

Kim says:
did you show mother and father the sword?
Jordan says:
mother
Jordan says:
not father
Kim says:
and then she asked for one for christmas?
Jordan says:
suprisingly no
Jordan says:
she said something about wasting money but i wasnt listening anymore
Kim says:
shockingly mine said the same. however bill said that only criminals own swords. between laughing and crying I agreed