In many hospitals throughout the United States and Britain, trauma surgeons primarily stabilize patients and then transfer the patient to the appropriate department. For instance, a patient presenting to the emergency room with peripheral nervous system trauma would preferably be treated by a neurosurgeon. Likewise, patients with musculoskeletal problems would be treated by an orthopedic surgeon, oral/maxillofacial trauma by a maxillofacial surgeon, and heart trauma by a cardiovascular surgeon. As trauma surgeons are decreasingly utilized, this specialty's popularity among medical students has fallen drastically. Trauma surgeons make life and death choices everyday.
Mo, A man who goes through the same Hell I do, and manages to keep a smile on both our faces.
You heard it here first, folks.
...Also, I can kill people with my mind.
The Man who Started it All.
Franky Four Fingers.
You sent Franky "I Gotta Problem with Gambling" Fucking Four Fingers into a CASINO!?"
And THAT Is why you wear a Hard Hat.
BEST TV SHOW IN THE ENTIRITY OF THE WORLD. CAPTAIN STAR. BOOYAKASHA.
HE'S MY RAOUL DUKE! HE'S MY SASSAFRASS!
Beautiful Soup. So rich and green
waiting in a hot tureen
Who for such Dainties would not stoop?
Soup of the Evening, Beautiful Soup
Soup of the Evening, Beautiful Soup
*Beeeeautiful Sooooup! Beeeeeeautiful Soooooup!
Soooooup of the Eveninnnnnnnng!
Beeueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueueu
eueueueueuatiful Souououp.*
Beautiful Soup, who cares for Fish?
Game, or any other dish?
Who would not give all else for twoooooo
penny worth only, beautiful soup
Soup of the Evening, Beautiful Soup!
He's sexy, huh?
Brickabrack! Freeeow!
It's nice to see someone smile
ACT TWO, DECEIT
My Favourite Movies.
1. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Why I love it: My favourite character is Dr.Gonzo, played by Benicio Del Toro. It's the narcotic fuelled story of Raoul Duke (a semi-bald Johnny Depp), a reporter for a top magazine, who travels to cover a motorcycle race in Las Vegas with his Samoan attorney, Dr.Gonzo. The memorable lines, odd cinematography, and twisted humor make this my #1 choice.
2. Evil Dead 2
Why I love it: There is something to be said for a man who chops off his own hand, only to replace it with a chainsaw. The leading man in this movie, Ash, travels to a cabin with his girlfriend Linda. After she dies (supposedly due to shaky camera work?) by the Deadites, he has to battle them, save the others who show up to the cabin (Which he fails to do, but who gives a fuck? We only like Ash anyway) And survive being tossed back in time. Oh, and the one-liners rock too. "Groovy."
3. The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Why I love it: I was a fat kid, and looked like Eddie. I have always loved his role, that he came out of a freezer after a song, rides out on a motorcycle with an apparent lobotomy, looks around, sings a song, plays the saxaphone, swing-dances, makes out with Columbia, climbs back onto his motorcyle, and gets chopped up by Frank. N. Furter. The Movie is filled with sick humor, catchy songs, and a cult following that will recruit you within your first viewing.
4. Snatch
Why I love it: Franky Four Fingers (Benicio Del Toro, my favourite actor) is my paticular hero, a suave, greasy gambler. The movie is filled with loveable (sort of) characters, ranging from timid bad man wannabe Tommy, Noble Turkish, who just wants to be left alone to do an honest job as a boxing promoter, fast talking Mickey (Brad Pitt, who is good, oddly enough), a pikey (gypsy) who speaks in a garbled speech and is a bare knuckle boxing champion, to Bullet-Tooth Tony, who got his name from having bullets molded into his teeth, after they were shot into him. Six Times. In one Sitting.
5. Sin City
Why I love it: Great filming, odd, morbid characters, and a fantastic plot make this movie rate high in my books. My favourite character, Benicio Del Toro, is Jackie Boy, who you meet as being a loud-mouthed chauvenistic bastard. After punching Britney Murphey (Hey, would YOU blame him?) He goes to "take a leak", and is encountered by jealous Dwight, Clive Owen, who pulls a straight razor on him, sneaks up behind him, and tells him off, right before shoving him into the toilet still filled with Jack's urine. Jackie Boy almost drowns, but slinks off after gasping up some yellow tinted water. Yummy. After a quick chase down to the Hooker district, he pulls a gun on an uncooperative hooker and is attacked by the ninja-prostitute Miho. She chops off his hand with a throwing star, but he scrambles out of the car as the rest of his group is slaughtered. unphased, he bites his gun out of the fingers of his dead hand and levels it at her. Sadly, his perfect shot is ruined as he slips on his severed hand, and falls right onto the throwing star. Is he dead yet? Nope. Now, with a throwing star embedded deep in his ass, he crawls to his hand, puts it in his pocket, and once again aims his gun at her. She toys with him, and when he is distracted by Dwight, feeling sorry for Jackie Boy, she blocks the barrel of his gun with a rod and he fires, causing the barrel to go straight back, into his forehead. Dead, right? Fuck no. Blind, Deaf, a throwing star in his ass, his hand chopped off, and a gun barrel in his frontal lobe, he sits against the alley wall, where he is Finally finished off by Miho, as she "makes a Pez dispenser out of him." After it is discovered that he is a Police Officer, and a damn Hero Cop, Dwight drives the corpses to the tar pits hoping to get rid of them. Unfortunately, as he's chopping up the bodies, the trunk gets too full as it is, and Jackie Boy's corpse is put into the passengers seat. Due to hallucinations, Dwight and Jackie Boy talk for a bit, his voice altered by his throat wound, before his head is ultimately sawn off, shot at, and blown up.
6. Silent Hill
Why I love it: Creepy. I played the video game after looking for a scarier answer to Resident Evil, whose gameplay I love, but am unafraid of the scary parts now, and wound up disturbed by Silent Hill 2. The movie is morose, darkly filmed, and features a series of sick and disgusting creatures, going from the aptly named Crying babies, to the dark and sinister Pyramid Head, who carries a giant knife and has a talent for ripping off young girls' skin.
7. Serenity
Why I love it: I don't know how, but they sucked me in. I've never seen a Star Trek episode. I haven't seen all the Star Wars movies, and I only like Boba Fett. I've never see WoW, or played Dungeons and Dragons, yet when I found this show, "Firefly", and the movie that followed it, "Serenity", I was floored and fell in love. Great characters (The Trauma Doctor Simon Tam hits close to home, so I like him), and a fantastic plot make this movie, and the tv show, unforgettable.
8. Dawn of the Dead
Why I love it: See the picture? I rest my case.
9.Army of Darkness
Why I love it: Ash (Bruce Campbell) The hero who made a living off his chin in Evil Deads 1 and 2 is back, and this time he's stuck in Medieval times. Also there are monsters, something our textbooks left out. Armed with his chainsaw, his "boomstick", and a dubiously limitless supply of ammo and gas, Ash single handedly battles the hordes of Deadites in order to save Sheila (another one of his womens) and get back to present time. The one-liners just keep-a-flowing.
10. Brazil
Why I love it: It's a movie that mates Monty Python (which, oddly, I've never seen) and Orwell's 1984. Sam Lowrey plays a man frustrated with buearocracy who lashes out at the system in this odd movie directed by the man who brought us Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Disturbing images (the baby mask used by Doctors to torture mis-behaving citizens) and frighteningly real realizations (the mother's plastic surgeory scene) make this a movie not to be missed. Also, look for a young Robert DeNiro playing a Renegade heating Engineer who breaks into houses in the dead of night to fix their heaters, only to swoop away into the darkness to avoid capture. Why did he quit his job as a legitimate heating engineer? 'Couldn't stand the Paperwork'.
Favourite Music:
Anything from Marilyn Manson to Beethoven. I love Meat Loaf, AC/DC, Werewolves of London, Classical Music, Heavy Metal, anything. Except Pop. And Most Country. And most Rap. And Christian Music, but that's a given.
Favourite Books:
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, by Hunter S. Thompson
Rise of the Cockroach People, by Oscar Zeta Acosto
Steppenwolf, by Herman Hesse
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, by Lewis Carrol
The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr.Hyde, by Robert Louis Stevenson
The Stand, by Steven King
Cows are Gonna Kill me! Bi-sexuals are Gonna Kill me!
Personal Quote:
All I can ever Lose is my Life, and I got that for free!
ACT THREE, THE DEATH OF FIGARO
The Vitals.
Name: Matt
Nickname: Matty-Boy, Matty, Handsome Matt, Wolfman, Jack Black, Elvis, Sick Boy, Dr.Gonzo, Lickitung. Yeah. You heard that last one right.
Favourite Things in Life:
Gambling.
Poker.
Dice. (The Game is Craps, I hate it. I like actual Dice)
Black Jack
BIG FOOT SIGHTING
Freedom and Flying
Travelling
(Just because I couldn't find a good travelling picture)
I am an Officer at my Local University, meaning I was elected by the students. I run a Horror Movie Club there where we sit around, do horror movie trivia, and watch Horror movies. I don't think any of us have realized that we pay to go to University yet. I work at Rogers, the reason why because I was the hammer man in the Rogers Video Commercial, and was working at Video Works when it aired. Due to confusion, I just switched over to Rogers. They want me to sell cell phones, but I prefer the movies. I make a lot of my money from acting, but an even bigger portion from Gambling. My only constant is that I enjoy the finer things in life, such as nice clothes (suits) and expensive meals, and that I am quite possibly the Luckiest person on the face of the Earth when it comes to Cards. However, with women it's another matter all together.
Anyway, I'm gregarious, and easy to get along with, and if you message me, I'll be more than happy to say "Hi" back.
My Dislikes are Rude, Selfish people. I dislike Them more than anything else in the world. The People whose lives are so overrun by insecurity, that they feel the need to bring other people down with them. They are the lowest form of people on this earth, other than ugly babies.
Spiders, Clowns, and Pineapples come a distant second.
I pity the Black Power Ranger. First one kicked off, least memorable.
