Black Metal is the Art and Weapon in my Hand

and everyone should watch "jesus camp".

Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.

NO CHEATING.

1. How does the world see me?: When Man and Machine are Forgotten
(Sapthuran)
2. Will I have a happy life?: Like Fire (Bloodbath)
3. What do my friends really think of me?: Among Silent Pine (Dark Forest)
4. Do people secretly lust after me?: The Slumber of Yesteryears (Thyrfing)
5. How can I make myself happy?: Made For Her Jesus (Vehemence)
6. What should I do with my life?: Walker of Dissonant Worlds (Xasthur)
7. Will I ever have children?: Genesis to Genocide (Destroyer666)
8. What is some good advice for me?: The Flower Of Scotland (Blackwatch pipe band)
9. How will I be remembered?: Crimes Against Humanity (Pagan Hellfire)
10. What is my signature dancing song?: Raped By the Light of Christ (At the Gates)
11. What do I think my current theme song is?: World of Lies (At the Gates)
12. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?: (Ravens of My Funeral (Mutiilation)
13. What song will play at my funeral?: Wind and Waves (Dark Forest)
15. What is my day going to be like?: The Birth of Tragedy (Destroyer666)
16. What is your love life like?: Little Sister (Queens of the Stone Age)
17. What is sex with you like?: Strolling Along the Dead Fields (Pagan Hellfire)
18. What's your life motto?: Where Eagles Cry and Vultures Laugh (Judas Iscariot)
19.What do your parents think of you?: Judas Iscariot (Branford Marsalis Trio)
20. What does your best friend really think of you?: Along the Path of the Fallen (Pest)
21.What's your favorite hobby?: i Sorg For Syndens Saknad (Blodsrit)
22. What's the worst thing about you?: The Wives of Artie Shaw (Kinski)
23. Describe your mind.: Burning the Veil of Falsehood (Destroyer666)
24. How will you die?: A Wolf its Prey (Sapthuran)
25. How does your crush/S.O. feel about you?: Ashen Cold (Summoning)
26. What is your wedding going to be like?: The Howling of the Jinn (Nile)
27.What about your honeymoon?: Ding Dong Daddy (Cherry Poppin Daddies)
28. Describe the last day of your life.: Suicide Nation (At the Gates)
29. Why does life suck?: Trollfest (Trollfest)
30. Why does life rule?: The Eucharist (Eucharist)

I wish these made more sense...

All I have to say is I would sell both my kidneys to be with this woman.
...and that its really too bad that I'll never get to meet her
The struggle continues

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, and more handsome than some really, really big guy named Franz.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you are invisible.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

You know its quite strange,
all I seem to be hearing from everyone lately is how shitty my school is.
yah Dr EP Scarlett.
I sure cant see why its so bad..
im surrounded by happy people and beautiful girls.
even the teachers are nice.
well I guess the building is old...
and rotting like a carcass
but same with most other high schools who's founder died 100 years ago...
but people are entitled to their own opinions.
so im not going to criticise that,

or you could attempt to change what you dont like about the school
its called "working" for anyone who doesnt know.
this is pure bitterness.

You need:
5 cans (450g/can,”Countryside Honey” is very good label) of regular honey.
4 bags (500g/bag) of brown sugar. (=”Fariinisokeri” in Finnish.)
30g of yeast
5 big lemons
27 litres of water
1 litre of cranberry/lingonberry/blackcurrant juice.
a big bucket (for 30 litres) with a fermenting-lock.
An alcohol-meter

1. Mix all the sugar and honey with almost boiling water ( 1 kg of sugar needs 1 liter of water,but the honey needs more….so mix one bag of honey [450g] with one litre of water!) and pour all of this into the big bucket.

2. Add the 1 litre of juice you bought.It adds a great taste,but contains also a spiritual meaning,as it´s symbolizing the blood of the Einherjer.

3. So…now you have a bucket with hot liquid,right?.There should now be something like 8 litres of stuff in the bucket.

4. Get another small bowl,and mix the yeast with room-temperatured water.This takes approximately a 0,5 litres of water. Now,is the yeast mixed completely with the water? Good. Keep it in the table for a moment and DO NOT add it into the very hot liquid yet,as it will kill the yeast and your mead will never start to ferment.

5. Add the rest of the water (colder,of course….to balance the temperature of the liquid) to the bucket,so that it will be almost full now…and be VERY sure that the temperature of the water is near to room-temperature,(=ab.22-25 celsius) because if it´s too much below or over that,you´ll never get any alcohol,´cause the yeast will die. Use common sense.

6. Add the contains of the yeast-bowl to the big bucket. YES, you schmuck.The one where is that30 g of yeast mixed with that 0,5 litres of water.

7. Wash the lemons and chop them (don´t peel!) into slices.Add the slices into the bucket now full of still non-fermented mead. Mix the whole package.

8. Close the bucket,pour some water into the fermenting-lock (to get the process starting) and keep the bucket in a warm place.(Bathroom is ok….but the ideal temperature is something like 25-30 celsius.) And try not to move that bucket during the fermenting-process, as we don´t want yeasty drinks,right?

9. Wait for a day,maybe two,and the fermenting should begin.However,if it doesn´t,continue adding half a kilo of normal (white) sugar and wait for a day or two.If nothing happens,continue doing that as long as needed. If that doesn´t help,throw that shit away and buy beer….lots of beer.

10. Let the mead ferment for three weeks in the bucket.After that,it should contain something like 8 percent of alcohol.If it doesn´t,you can pour some more sugar into the bucket and wait for a couple of days.

11. So….now you have about 30 litres of mead with alcohol…but where are the bubbles?Don´t panic,we´ll continue the work to get them. Bottle the mead into PLASTIC (for you own safety) bottles (Pepsi,Fanta,etc…whatever bottles you have,just try to get bottles with capacity of 1,5 litres as it´s the most ideal size.) It´s your own decision how you´ll get that mead into the bottles,but I recommend to do it with siphon. (Suomalaisille siis lappo.). And be warned,the last 1-3 litres of the mead in the bucket have all the yeast which has gone down to the bottom during fermenting ,so it would be wise just to throw them away.Trust me,you don´t want to get a hurting stomach. I know.

12. So,now you have filled you bottles with mead.Add one teaspoon of sugar into each bottle before closing them.(be quick,as in the next second you´ve done it,the mead starts to burst out in a REALLY fast speed!).Close the bottles and let them be in warm place for a half a week or week,depending how much you want carbonic acid (=bubbles). Besides the bubbles,you´ll also get from one to two percents of more alcohol,which is always a nice side-effect.

13.Drink heads off while singing "Oppi Fjellet" or something as cheesy. And remember a toast for the Fallen Ones!